In parenthesis let me stress the fact clearly,
No matter what the deal I crave for this dearly.
The so-called noodles that you find in spaghetti,
Are sweeter than idols, do damage like machetes!
Without a doubt I got the flow, coming at ya live,
Bring the place alive, every single day I jive,
With the thought comes my direct actions,
Ask my followers, they'll say it's an addiction.
Long and chewy, occasionally gooey,
The best things in life taste good like chop suey,
8 minutes to boil and 2 minutes to eat,
Admit it kid, you know noodles can't be beat
Hip hop music with an old school twist,
I keep the place intact and do a rap like this.
You can use a spoon, fork, knife, or even chopsticks,
Come on kid, get down with the mix.
Whatever your thoughts may be, I'm bound to be,
The king of all foods with my noodles as the key.
Full of pride and glory, way up above,
'Cos here I come y'all, full of noodles and love.