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Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-25 09:37:26 Reply

Only Christians are allowed to post in this thread, I kindly ask all atheists and other beliefs to fuck off from this thread thank you. Mods you may delete any atheistic posts.

The subject of this thread is to know how you keep Jesus relevant in your life and enjoy the wholeful Christian experience and stay true to Christ.

How do you pray? How do you remember Jesus and his sacrifice? Do you think you could do better?

My inspiration from this topic came from an argument I had with my mum last week and we resolved it and I came to realize that I have been neglecting my faith a little and yeah I'm a tad bit disappointed in myself -.- but ah well jesus is forgiving

I'll roll the J-sus ball a little and say how I pray:

I don't pray too formally or anything, I try not to be a hypocrite cause in the BIble it says that you shouldn't boast about your praying. I make sure my family knows that I am praying and I keep the door shut and locked and I get onto my knees and think and appreciate G-d and his son Jesus. ESPECIALLY Jesus, after all I am a Christian and not a Jew or Muslim no offense to those faiths AT ALL I just disagree with their viewpoints and Christianity is the path that I have chosen personally.

I also have started incorporating Jesus and his stories into my writing as well because I heard that there is a massive link to learning, reflection and spirituality in writing. It is a good way of releasing my inner spirituality and stuff. Sorry if that sounds cheesy hehe.


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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-25 09:40:08 Reply

Nailing him to a cross that I keep in the corner of my room helps keep him in my life.

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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-25 09:41:17 Reply

I respect jesus in my own way.

through masturbation and jesus rule 34.


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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-25 09:46:49 Reply

At 6/25/12 09:40 AM, Skaren wrote: Nailing him to a cross that I keep in the corner of my room helps keep him in my life.

Erm, very spiritual I guess. There are actually guys in Europe and other parts of the world that have nailed themselves to the cross in dedication to Jesus and G-d's kingdom I'd never do that myself but I do commend them.

People these days are too focused on scientific truths but not enough on spiritual and religious truths. At least in my opinion. Stephen Hawking for example - what is the big dealio with this guy? Its great that he has worked things out for himself and has made a living and all that but its a little ridiculous how much attention he gets for things that don't effect our lives at all. B But Meh. People will be people Lol.


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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-25 10:01:02 Reply

Jesus fapfiction and slash.

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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-25 10:10:17 Reply

fuck you

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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-25 10:29:33 Reply

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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-25 10:35:01 Reply

Jesus/satan for the win!

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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-25 10:35:34 Reply

I'm not Christian but here me out. I believe in the things Jesus taught. The guidelines by which to live your life, and I keep those guidelines posted on my wall to help me keep them in my life.

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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-25 10:44:51 Reply

Only Christians are allowed to post in this thread, I kindly ask all atheists and other beliefs to fuck off from this thread thank you.

This is just asking people to flame you.

Mods you may delete any atheistic posts.

Because mods definitely need your permission.


Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?

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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-25 11:25:49 Reply

At 6/25/12 10:10 AM, Strength wrote: fuck you

He gives out great advice.

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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-25 11:38:06 Reply

I have his neck and up tattoo'd on my arm.


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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-25 11:40:13 Reply

I keep Batman close by having some DC comics lying around. ....Oh, we're talking about jesus? Sorry, I get fictional characters mixed up sometimes.

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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-25 11:57:54 Reply

Actually, I recently got baptized, which was pretty awesome. I got a gift afterwards that is a little silver cross that you keep in your wallet.


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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-25 12:00:31 Reply

Spoiler alert!

Jesus dies at the end.


It's not the lack of crimes that values your morality but your capacity for contrition.

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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-25 12:21:09 Reply

i keep jesus in my life hes in my basement


I'm an instigator

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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-25 13:07:52 Reply

Oh Halberd, you poor guy hahahahaha


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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-25 13:23:18 Reply

At 6/25/12 11:40 AM, CaveStoryGrounds wrote: I keep Batman close by having some DC comics lying around. ....Oh, we're talking about jesus? Sorry, I get fictional characters mixed up sometimes.

FUCK YOU BATMAN IS REAL
He was broken for our sins!

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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-25 13:53:28 Reply

At 6/25/12 10:10 AM, Strength wrote: fuck you

i agree


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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-25 13:54:35 Reply

At 6/25/12 09:37 AM, Halberd wrote: How do you pray?

I pray in my mind.

I don't pray too formally or anything, I try not to be a hypocrite cause in the BIble it says that you shouldn't boast about your praying.

Exactly.

no offense to those faiths AT ALL I just disagree with their viewpoints and Christianity is the path that I have chosen personally.

Keep in mind that you are offending others and all other religions, that's what Christianity is.

I also have started incorporating Jesus and his stories into my writing as well because I heard that there is a massive link to learning, reflection and spirituality in writing. It is a good way of releasing my inner spirituality and stuff. Sorry if that sounds cheesy hehe.

Not cheesy.


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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-25 14:30:23 Reply

Yeah, Jesus is awesome. He died for our sins and resurrected, and he's gonna come back and kill all the bad people after the rapture.

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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-25 14:38:14 Reply

At 6/25/12 02:30 PM, Happygrounder wrote: Yeah, Jesus is awesome. He died for our sins and resurrected, and he's gonna come back and kill all the bad people after the rapture.

It's that kind of art that actually makes the idea of heaven miserable.


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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-25 14:38:18 Reply

At 6/25/12 02:37 PM, Ilssm wrote:
At 6/25/12 02:30 PM, Happygrounder wrote: Yeah, Jesus is awesome. He died for our sins and resurrected, and he's gonna come back and kill all the bad people after the rapture.
Wait, are you being sarcastic?

Nope.

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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-25 15:52:03 Reply

I love how this turned into a Jesus-roasting thread. Nothing is sacred. Ever.

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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-26 04:22:59 Reply

I was just joking I am a Muslim Uzbek


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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-26 04:23:39 Reply

Religion will not save you from an eternity of nothingness.


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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-26 04:25:18 Reply

At 6/25/12 09:37 AM, Halberd wrote: Only Christians are allowed to post in this thread, I kindly ask all atheists and other beliefs to fuck off from this thread thank you. Mods you may delete any atheistic posts.

Non-Christian posting in a Christian thread.

If you want to make a Christ love fest only thread, Clubs & Crews probably already has a club for this.


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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-26 04:27:29 Reply

He is an interesting fictional character.


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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-26 04:30:37 Reply

Also just wanted to say, the "real" Jesus of Nazarath probably looked nothing like he is depicted. Way more terrorist like, less angelic and probably smelled like balls.

Example.

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Response to Keeping Jesus in your life 2012-06-26 05:27:36 Reply

Fuck you, I'm non-christian and I'll post in here all I want you Ass-fuck!

What I would do is remember the awesome stuff he said and try to live similar to him. Like that kindness shit thing he said. I'd do that and stuff.


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