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Would you rather?

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Would you rather? 2012-06-24 14:43:03


Would you rather get screwed by a guy with a small penis, or a girl with a much bigger one?

Share your own if you wish.

Response to Would you rather? 2012-06-24 15:00:02


Big dick over anything else

Response to Would you rather? 2012-06-24 15:04:18


A girl doesn't have a dick, so whatever the situation you'd be fucked by guys.

Response to Would you rather? 2012-06-24 15:06:40


At 6/24/12 02:43 PM, darklink4567 wrote: or a girl with a much bigger one?

I'd take the man, because at least you'd know what you are signing up for.

Response to Would you rather? 2012-06-24 15:07:34


I think you've got your anatomy confused sir.

But either way, size doesn't matter if you don't know how to use it ;)


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Response to Would you rather? 2012-06-24 15:08:57


At 6/24/12 03:07 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: I think you've got your anatomy confused sir.

But either way, size doesn't matter if you don't know how to use it ;)

When the fuck did you come back?

Response to Would you rather? 2012-06-24 15:09:43


At 6/24/12 03:08 PM, Fluttershy wrote:
At 6/24/12 03:07 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: I think you've got your anatomy confused sir.

But either way, size doesn't matter if you don't know how to use it ;)
When the fuck did you come back?

I'm here all the time. Just never feel like posting :c


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Response to Would you rather? 2012-06-24 15:10:46


At 6/24/12 03:08 PM, Yert wrote:
At 6/24/12 03:06 PM, Fluttershy wrote: I'd take the man, because at least you'd know what you are signing up for.
nigguh you gay

The OP is obviously referring to the "girl" as a transexual. Because I don't see the option to opt out in this thread, the case isn't about sexuality anymore.

Response to Would you rather? 2012-06-24 15:33:07


At 6/24/12 03:04 PM, botbrigade wrote: A girl doesn't have a dick, so whatever the situation you'd be fucked by guys.

You must be new here.


"lol what the fuck that's the best grammar nazi I've ever seen"-Sause, referring to me

"learn to suck some good dick. itll come in handy." -Luis on living in San Francisco

Response to Would you rather? 2012-06-24 15:38:23


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The girl.

Response to Would you rather? 2012-06-24 16:24:20


Both at the same time.

Hey, a penis is a penis.


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to Would you rather? 2012-06-24 16:25:16


A girl if i must answer.


私のちんちん

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Response to Would you rather? 2012-06-24 16:26:22


The girl of course, the guy probably compensates by being a gun expert.


I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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Response to Would you rather? 2012-06-24 16:31:08


At 6/24/12 02:43 PM, darklink4567 wrote: Would you rather get screwed by a guy with a small penis, or a girl with a much bigger one?

Share your own if you wish.

Will you stop contradicting yourself to just fuck with peoples heads to get your sick jolly's off.


" Women are dumb sheep who would rather fuck a Silverback than Einstein." - EisUndStahl

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Response to Would you rather? 2012-06-24 16:34:01


At 6/24/12 02:43 PM, darklink4567 wrote: Would you rather get screwed by a guy with a small penis, or a girl with a much bigger one?

Share your own if you wish.

The girl.


When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.

Youtube, Twitch: Mostly games

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Response to Would you rather? 2012-06-24 16:36:09


I do like big penis.....


"Plz don't call NASA on me I'm afraid of astronauts dude" - DJ-Ri (2015)

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Response to Would you rather? 2012-06-24 16:39:44


Im scared....


I'm just a dreamer.

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Response to Would you rather? 2012-06-24 17:18:49


Girl.


XBL Gamertag: Cpt D3FAULT | PSN ID: SNEAKYGAMEBOY | GAMING SINCE 2002 ;D

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Response to Would you rather? 2012-06-24 19:11:59


At 6/24/12 02:43 PM, darklink4567 wrote: Would you rather get screwed by a guy with a small penis, or a girl with a much bigger one?

Share your own if you wish.

Is the penis real, or a strap on?

...It makes a difference...


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Response to Would you rather? 2012-06-24 19:13:26


At 6/24/12 07:11 PM, JayTheWiz wrote:
At 6/24/12 02:43 PM, darklink4567 wrote: Would you rather get screwed by a guy with a small penis, or a girl with a much bigger one?

Share your own if you wish.
Is the penis real, or a strap on?

...It makes a difference...

Really? Either way it's going in your pooper.


"Plz don't call NASA on me I'm afraid of astronauts dude" - DJ-Ri (2015)

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Response to Would you rather? 2012-06-24 19:16:17


At 6/24/12 07:13 PM, KillerSkull wrote:
At 6/24/12 07:11 PM, JayTheWiz wrote:
At 6/24/12 02:43 PM, darklink4567 wrote: Would you rather get screwed by a guy with a small penis, or a girl with a much bigger one?

Share your own if you wish.
Is the penis real, or a strap on?

...It makes a difference...
Really? Either way it's going in your pooper.

TRUE! But if it's a strap on, atleast that means I found a girl with a real vagina... who just enjoys being the man every once and a while...

It's a litle weird, but better then a "sweet transvistite"...


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Response to Would you rather? 2012-06-24 19:19:14


At 6/24/12 07:16 PM, JayTheWiz wrote:
It's a litle weird, but better then a "sweet transvistite"...

But on the other hand a dildo is solid plastic and often times the size is exaggerated and has bumps or curves. Multiple bumps and curves.


I'm just a dreamer.

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Response to Would you rather? 2012-06-24 19:21:22


At 6/24/12 07:19 PM, sweet21 wrote:
At 6/24/12 07:16 PM, JayTheWiz wrote:
It's a litle weird, but better then a "sweet transvistite"...
But on the other hand a dildo is solid plastic and often times the size is exaggerated and has bumps or curves. Multiple bumps and curves.

...Good point...

Still... the option remains to take it off at some point... though if you can't it's going to hurt... alot. My butt is sore just thinking about it actually. Hm...


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