Should I smoke some cigarettes to help kill the bacteria?
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
So I swallowed some apple seeds
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At 6/23/12 08:58 PM, Slint wrote: Should I smoke some cigarettes to help kill the bacteria?
Nope! Your body is naturally equipped to fight off small amounts of cyanide such as the kind found in apple seeds. You'll be fine without it.
At 6/23/12 09:01 PM, smartguy911 wrote: Nope! Your body is naturally equipped to fight off small amounts of cyanide such as the kind found in apple seeds. You'll be fine without it.
This should be really obvious to everyone. Its sad it isnt.
Also you should look up the definition for bacteria OP because everyone knows what it is except you.
Grow apples in your stomach and start a business.
You look nice today.
This guy brutally sodomizes me.
Cereal is pretty cool. If you're cool you'll add me on Steam. Also, Letterboxd.
At 6/23/12 09:10 PM, Yert wrote: bumfodder the king of not getting jokes as of june 2012
You got it wrong, I am the king of ruining jokes. Its my job.
Grow business in your stomach and start a apple.
At 6/23/12 09:13 PM, Strength wrote: Grow stomachs in your apple and start a business.
also this
You look nice today.
This guy brutally sodomizes me.
Cereal is pretty cool. If you're cool you'll add me on Steam. Also, Letterboxd.
At 6/23/12 09:13 PM, Strength wrote: Grow stomachs in your apple and start a business.
Grow business in your apple and start a stomach.
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At 6/23/12 08:58 PM, Slint wrote: Should I smoke some cigarettes to help kill the bacteria?
Did the apple seeds go into your lungs?
At 6/23/12 08:58 PM, Slint wrote: Should I smoke some cigarettes to help kill the bacteria?
eat some more, and then become immune to it.
In all seriousness though, if it's less than a cup of seeds, you're fine.
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This reminds me of the man who ate a pea that sprouted and started growing in his lung.
At 6/23/12 09:11 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: Grow apples in your stomach and start a business.
Start a stomach in your apple and grow a business.
At 6/23/12 09:13 PM, Strength wrote: Grow stomachs in your apple and start a business.
I'm going to find a VC to back this.
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At 6/23/12 08:58 PM, Slint wrote: Should I smoke some cigarettes to help kill the bacteria?
If you make yourself throw up you should be fine. Be glad you didn't eat any apple skins, though. Those things are riddled with toxins. You did take off the apple skin, right?
At 6/23/12 09:08 PM, BumFodder wrote:At 6/23/12 09:01 PM, smartguy911 wrote: Nope! Your body is naturally equipped to fight off small amounts of cyanide such as the kind found in apple seeds. You'll be fine without it.This should be really obvious to everyone. Its sad it isnt.
Also you should look up the definition for bacteria OP because everyone knows what it is except you.
why is it that every time you're in a thread and someone makes an obvious joke you shit all over it
why
At 6/23/12 08:58 PM, Slint wrote: Should I smoke some cigarettes to help kill the bacteria?
You will henceforth be known as AppleJack to me for eating the apple seeds.
That or Johnny Appleseed
Grow a start in your apple and stomach a business.
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Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
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At 6/23/12 09:00 PM, Yert wrote: yea the smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach
this man needs the noble prize
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
was her name tenneassi
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Ah BBS sometimes you make the most naive topics.Swallowing apple seeds aren't harmful to your health if there were apples wouldn't be edible in the first place.
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At 6/23/12 08:58 PM, Slint wrote: Should I smoke some cigarettes to help kill the bacteria?
I lol'd, HARD. Try weed, then trees and apples will grow inside you! (acid helps too)
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At 6/23/12 08:58 PM, Slint wrote: Should I smoke some cigarettes to help kill the bacteria?
You would have to swallow a significant amount of them for them to harm you
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