How do you eat pizza?

[Demonbrunch]

Seriously, the f-ck is this sh-t? It's a slab of cheese and grease, how do I eat this thing?

ha ha ha

Now, really, I've been seeing my friends eat pizza by folding it and eating it like a hotdog. I don't do that. I see how it MIGHT make sense, I guess if the pizza was hot you could save yourself some burns, but really, if the pizza slice was hot, my teeth/buck teeth/I would be biting into a scalding hot slice of pizza anyway?

Does anybody eat pizza like this, or is there some refined/sophisticated way of eating pizza that I wasn't been taught?

[Viper]

with my mouth

[MrPercie]

you roll it into a cylinder and deepthroat it

[StarvingGamer]

Depends what kind of pizza it is. Big thin slices are folded so you can fit it in your mouth. Smaller, square cut pizzas don't flop all over the place, so you don't have to worry about folding it or using two hands.

[Suprememessage]

I just pick it up and take a bite out of it. I proceed to lower and raise my mandible and this causes the food to be chewed, I then swallow it.

[Demonbrunch]

At 6/22/12 06:52 PM, MrPercie wrote: you roll it into a cylinder and deepthroat it

That method didn't work. I'm faxing you my hospital bills as we speak.

At 6/22/12 06:52 PM, StarvingGamer wrote: Depends what kind of pizza it is. Big thin slices are folded so you can fit it in your mouth. Smaller, square cut pizzas don't flop all over the place, so you don't have to worry about folding it or using two hands.

Big, triangular slices. "Classic", none of that Domino-style pizza or that mini-triangle pizza from Pizza Hut. Average pizza. I literally watched all my friends take these slices of pizza and fold it together like it was a tirual. Nobody looked at me strange, but gosh-darn did I think I was an alien on a strange planet.

I don't get how a group of 16 or more people can all have tiny mouths, I might just have to go check. But still, the "tip" of the pizza? I don't see why folding it is necessary at all.

[HipnikDragomir]

If it's normal sizes, I cut it up into slices. If it's really small, I just take bites out of it.

[Dawnslayer]

People in Europe eat pizza with a fork and knife. Can't eat pizza much more sophisticatedly than that.

[Sense-Offender]

I usually fold it, but not always.

[Demonbrunch]

At 6/22/12 07:12 PM, jjjkuk wrote: If it's normal sizes, I cut it up into slices. If it's really small, I just take bites out of it.

My parents used to cut up my pizza for me too, and it's a habit I've held onto into adolescence every now and then. Smaller pieces make the food taste better to me.

[Suprememessage]

At 6/22/12 07:14 PM, Demonbrunch wrote:

My parents used to cut up my pizza for me too, and it's a habit I've held onto into adolescence every now and then. Smaller pieces make the food taste better to me.

Or taste longer, I guess.

That's why castration is so popular.

[Demonbrunch]

At 6/22/12 07:16 PM, Suprememessage wrote:
Or taste longer, I guess.

That's why castration is so popular.

You know, I looked that up on wikipedia to get a better grasp of the joke and...

[thegarbear14]

At 6/22/12 07:13 PM, Dawnslayer wrote: People in Europe eat pizza with a fork and knife. Can't eat pizza much more sophisticatedly than that.

i'm sure all countries in europe do the same thing.... T.T

Not every country in europe eats pizza that way....

[Yert]

i hold a pizza by like having my thumb near the middle of the bottom of it to keep it propped up and the rest of my fingers on the crust in the back know what im saying i mean is there even any other way to eat pizza

and people who fold a slice of pizza are fucking scum

[Dawnslayer]

At 6/22/12 07:20 PM, thegarbear14 wrote:

At 6/22/12 07:13 PM, Dawnslayer wrote: People in Europe eat pizza with a fork and knife. Can't eat pizza much more sophisticatedly than that.

i'm sure all countries in europe do the same thing.... T.T

Not every country in europe eats pizza that way....

Because when I said "people in Europe," I CLEARLY meant ALL people in Europe, and that was the most important part of what I said. Woe is me for I am wrong about everything.

[Boomstick]

Blend it up, and inject it into my abdomen.

[Sense-Offender]

Eating it with a fork is just wrong. Do that in NY and you'll get funny looks.

[Lionelion]

However normal people eat pizza.....

[Supasang]

At 6/22/12 06:52 PM, StarvingGamer wrote: Depends what kind of pizza it is. Big thin slices are folded so you can fit it in your mouth. Smaller, square cut pizzas don't flop all over the place, so you don't have to worry about folding it or using two hands.

Alright, Dont fold it, Put some in your mouth, bite , chew, swallow. That is the proper way to eat a goddamn pizza.

[thegarbear14]

At 6/22/12 07:27 PM, Dawnslayer wrote:

At 6/22/12 07:20 PM, thegarbear14 wrote:

At 6/22/12 07:13 PM, Dawnslayer wrote: People in Europe eat pizza with a fork and knife. Can't eat pizza much more sophisticatedly than that.

i'm sure all countries in europe do the same thing.... T.T

Not every country in europe eats pizza that way....

Because when I said "people in Europe," I CLEARLY meant ALL people in Europe, and that was the most important part of what I said. Woe is me for I am wrong about everything.

no you said it was a custom for every country in europe to eat pizza in that way. i hate when people talk about one place on a continent so they name the entire continent. It's just fucked up and makes the statement inaccurate or makes it unclear what the person is talking about.

another example with the same continent. " I'm going to Europe!" Then they go to paris and that's it. They just mean one place but instead talk about the entire continent.

[CyanSandwich]

I sometimes put it between two slices of bread to make a pizza sandwich. It's more food without much change in taste.

[TB1ZZL3]

1. Pick off and eat toppings
2. Take one bite normally
3. Fold slice and consume

[Yert]

At 6/22/12 11:20 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: 1. Pick off and eat toppings
2. Take one bite normally
3. Fold slice and consume

jesus what the fuck is wrong with you man

[TB1ZZL3]

At 6/22/12 11:24 PM, Yert wrote:

At 6/22/12 11:20 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: 1. Pick off and eat toppings
2. Take one bite normally
3. Fold slice and consume

jesus what the fuck is wrong with you man

I'm schizophrenic serial killer.

[egg82]

At 6/22/12 06:50 PM, Demonbrunch wrote: Does anybody eat pizza like this, or is there some refined/sophisticated way of eating pizza that I wasn't been taught?

I eat it how you would expect to eat it.

Tip first, then work my way down to the bas-

heyyy....

[Shade]

I'll use this Asian gentleman as an example to demonstrate how I eat pizza.

[Yert]

At 6/22/12 11:25 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote:

At 6/22/12 11:24 PM, Yert wrote:

At 6/22/12 11:20 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: 1. Pick off and eat toppings
2. Take one bite normally
3. Fold slice and consume

jesus what the fuck is wrong with you man

I'm schizophrenic serial killer.

oh i see

[Skaren]

I eat it like most people do, you just pick it up and take a bite out of it. Unless it's got cheese-stuffed crust or some other delicious thing like that in the crust, in which case I'll eat it starting at the crust. NOW, if I have to eat the pizza quickly, I'll do what my friend does and roll it up and take a bite out of that, so that I'm basically eating the pizza sideways, and it takes a lot less time. Delicious.

[Yert]

goddamn i want some pizza sooooooooooooo bad right now

i've REALLY been wanting some sbarro pizza today, it's been like forever since i last had any of that

[thegarbear14]

i eat it with my hands i guess like most people. the pointed part first.

I'm pretty shocked i haven't seen people say they have sex with it first or eat it off a pony or a dick or something.