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At 6/21/12 01:18 AM, Davidson13 wrote: If we're going by that then I'm an over powered, super stylish flying mech that can destroy cities in seconds. And I look like a bird kinda sorta...
I guess I'd be a bored teenager sitting in a cubicle and listening to music through speakers just to annoy everyone nearby.
I'm not spending more time on this than I have to.
At 6/21/12 04:26 PM, CheapTrick wrote: I have the ability to fake my own death.
Woohoo, I guess.
I'd say you have the ability to play Radiohead songs, mainly that EP.
At 6/21/12 01:13 AM, Demonbrunch wrote: You gain a super power based on the text, picture, or references made in your forum signature.
At 6/21/12 04:15 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Idk what you could make of my sig lol
I guess you have the ability to make babies cry just by looking at them.
Bitte meine beliebte Nazi mods, keine bannerino, weil ich auch ein Nazi Scwein bin! Danke schön
The ability to watch Japanese porn without the censors.
"Censorship is telling a man that he cannot have a steak just because a baby cannot chew it." - Mark Twain
I can transform into one of four cars. Two of which are tuned for a very high top speed. I also have a ton of fans and I am praised very highly for my realism, depth, and beauty, receiving high scores all around. I have but one rival, Gran Turismo, but they suck so much that I pwn them all the time no matter what they may try next (tee hee!).
Vroom vroom, mutha' fuckas!
The power to know how often you masturbate, and the power to not give a fuck about it.
"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."- Brendan Gill
At 6/21/12 01:48 AM, jjjkuk wrote: I'm Dave Mustaine a.k.a. God a.k.a. Satan a.k.a. your daddy. Also, good at playing guitar.
You also have your own coffee brand no?
On no a bear!
At 6/21/12 04:39 PM, Slint wrote: Fuck.
Why are you upset? You have the ability to love for a long time. Practice a little, and you will set coital records!
I can control lightning and form crystals from the ground like Space Godzilla. Come at me bros.
For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.
At 6/22/12 07:12 PM, Cootie wrote: I can control lightning and form crystals from the ground like Space Godzilla. Come at me bros.
Not only that, you also have the uncanny ability to spell your username anytime you wish.
At 6/22/12 07:04 PM, Skaren wrote: Well... I can fly, I guess that's it.
*holds back the Brony jokes*
You are also king of the BBS.
Not that that amounts to much, but hell, live the dream man. You can also give people free user pictures...
So you can fly, you are king of a forum, you are part-pony, and you give away free user pictures.
At 6/22/12 07:34 PM, Klik wrote: I am kanaya and I am a poor black child, I like this.
Well, you might not have much food, water, or clothing... but at least you have a computer, an internet connection, and a Steam account!
So I have a super power based on boobs, butts and ionizing radiation? So like I can summon radioactive women parts?