Prank gone wrong!

[Marbl3z]

Ok, I'm gonna try to make this short as possible.

A while ago, sophomore year of high school to be exact, me and my sisters best friend, Karmen, who'm was a very beautiful girl, used to be in a playful relationship where we would prank each other a lot. We would pull simple pranks like sneaking up behind one another and pouring a bucket of water on ones head, or pulling pants down. But in the midst of all the fun, something went terribly wrong.

We were in the same class and working on a science project. We had been well keen to how good pranksters we were, and it became harder and harder for us to prank each other. But with each prank, they got worse and more clever. In science class, she had put Bio-Citric acid into my water bottle that I liked to take to school every day, and when I went up and presented my project, I took a sip, and threw up in front of class. From this incident, I was fairly disappointed, and thought that was too harsh a prank. She even apologized for it, and we laughed it off. But I couldn't accept it. I had to get her back.

I knew that weekend, she was having a sleepover at my house with my sister. So I took some rubber cement, and mixed it with Rhyno glue. That very night, while she and my sister were asleep, I took some of the solvent, Pulled her pants down, and rubbed it in her butt cheeks, and I went to bed, thinking that was the best prank ever. When I woke up the next morning, she was crying very badly while my sister was comforting her. My sister then asked me, "Did you have anything to do with this?". I didn't answer her, but I could tell by her reaction to my hesitation, that she knew that I did. "You're going to fix this, Mike.", she then said. I watched Karmen scream in agony, as she tried to pull her butt cheeks apart. "Go in the bathroom, you're going to fix this.", my sister said.

While me and Karmen were in the bathroom, I tried, and tried to pull her buttcheeks apart, but they wouldn't come. We kept trying for an hour and the harder I tried, the louder she would scream in pain. Then, she finally said, "STOP! It hurts! Just stop!". I then realized the terrible nature of what I did. "Maybe we should go to the hospital", I said. "Get away from me!", she yelled. A prank that I thought would be fun and games turned into a nightmare for us both. A week later, we were finally to get them apart. But after then, she didn't talk to me...at all. Many times I would say hi, and or say I'm sorry, but she never responded. She never texted me back when ever I texted her.

After a year, I began to like her, and wanted to develop a relationship. She still hadn't talked to me since that horrifying incident. One day at lunch, I went and sat at the table while she was eating. "Listen", I said,"I'm starting to like you, and I think we should go out some time." She then looked at me, shook her head, then looked off at the distance. I then began to take her hand, but she pushed mine away. That was the last contact I had with her.

I want to reconcile this relationship, but guys, I don't know what to do. We were such great friends, and I know I messed up, but how can I make it up to her? How can I let her know that I'm sorry for what I did?

[Mumbo]

At 6/18/12 10:18 PM, Marbl3z wrote:

You got to rub her ass what more do you want?

[Xenomit]

Dude, its cement glue, all you needed to due was put a bit of heat on it and it would have become weak enough to come apart

Just using a blow dryer would have done it

Oh, and you two have no chance of ever being together. Even if she does manage to give you a chance, she'll never be able to feel as deeply for you as you do for her.

[Lionelion]

At 6/18/12 10:22 PM, Xenomit wrote:

Oh, and you two have no chance of ever being together.

^^this. you fucked up way too badly, and she's decided to never forgive you.
Sorry bro

[PWJP]

Can you tell me when the fuck you thought gluing her butt with cement without knowing how to dissolve it was a good idea?
Also, that third paragraph totally isn't akward.

[Loki]

Pulling a girl's pants down while she's asleep? You didn't even need the cement dude. Why would she ever talk to you ever again after that? lol

That's basically rape.

[Chocomilk]

Am I a bad person for laughing when I tried to visualize this in my head?

[Prinzy2]

You should be moving with your auntie and uncle to Bel-Air.

[Laughingbox]

At 6/18/12 10:18 PM, Marbl3z wrote: A week later, we were finally to get them apart.

A week later? A week of shitting with an occluded anus?

[pirateplatypus]

Am I the only one that thinks this story is a load of bull? Who sleeps deeply enough for someone to glue their ass cheeks together without waking up? More importantly, how did she shit during that week? Wouldn't it have been more logical that OP's sister would have told him to fuck off rather than to help her? Why weren't charges pressed?

[Lepy]

Yep, I don't think I'd wake up if someone pulled my fucking pants down and rubbed glue all over my ass either.

[DoctorStrongbad]

Sometimes pranks go wrong. You gotta be more careful.

[Mumbo]

Also, pics or it didn't happen. You should spread her legs a little so we get a better view.

[Revo357912]

So NO ONE HAS REALIZED THAT YOU CANT GO A WEEK WITH YOUR BUTTCHEEKS CLOSED BC YOU WOULDNT BE ABLE TO SHIT???

Logic people, its there for a reason.

[Mumbo]

At 6/19/12 12:21 AM, Revo357912 wrote: So NO ONE HAS REALIZED THAT YOU CANT GO A WEEK WITH YOUR BUTTCHEEKS CLOSED BC YOU WOULDNT BE ABLE TO SHIT???

Logic people, its there for a reason.

It's not like they were air tight. She can probably squeeze it out from the crevices in a semi-liquid form.

Logic.

[Revo357912]

At 6/19/12 12:25 AM, SolidToad wrote:

At 6/19/12 12:21 AM, Revo357912 wrote: So NO ONE HAS REALIZED THAT YOU CANT GO A WEEK WITH YOUR BUTTCHEEKS CLOSED BC YOU WOULDNT BE ABLE TO SHIT???

Logic people, its there for a reason.

It's not like they were air tight. She can probably squeeze it out from the crevices in a semi-liquid form.

Logic.

In that case, she had no reason to go to the hospital really, since she would still have a butthole. The other thing I noticed is that for that to happen, he had to put his hands pretty darn close to her A-hole, at the very least between the butt flaps, but he says he rubbed it on her butt. Also, how did her pants/shorts/undergarment not get stuck to her butt?

[Sandman99999]

How to fuck did you manage to glue her ass cheeks together and not wake her up?

Also, she let you try and spread them apart? God damn, being in the friend zone actually does have benefits.

[malfunction19]

At 6/19/12 12:21 AM, Revo357912 wrote: So NO ONE HAS REALIZED THAT YOU CANT GO A WEEK WITH YOUR BUTTCHEEKS CLOSED BC YOU WOULDNT BE ABLE TO SHIT???

Logic people, its there for a reason.

oh LORDY THIS IS SO FREAKIN AWESOME!!!!! LOL LOL SO FUNNY!! I DROPPED FROM MY ROOF WHILE READING THIS!

[dlxrevolution]

You done fucked up. Time to move on...

[Sirbrickrock]

At 6/18/12 10:18 PM, Marbl3z wrote:

have you still got in touch with her or atleast attempted since then? I mean, she put chemicals in your water, if she choose one that was a little more dangerous you could've ended up in the Hospital too. so, yeah, I hate when people get all pissy instead of realizing "things have just gone too far, maybe it's time to stop before it's too late.

[cga-999]

At 12/27/14 11:51 PM, Sirbrickrock wrote:

At 6/18/12 10:18 PM, Marbl3z wrote:

have you still got in touch with her or atleast attempted since then? I mean, she put chemicals in your water, if she choose one that was a little more dangerous you could've ended up in the Hospital too. so, yeah, I hate when people get all pissy instead of realizing "things have just gone too far, maybe it's time to stop before it's too late.

Necrobumping much? Damn, 2 years. I've bumped up six years, so I can't be mad, but teh mods might.

[Sirbrickrock]

At 12/27/14 11:56 PM, cga-999 wrote:

At 12/27/14 11:51 PM, Sirbrickrock wrote:

At 6/18/12 10:18 PM, Marbl3z wrote:

have you still got in touch with her or atleast attempted since then? I mean, she put chemicals in your water, if she choose one that was a little more dangerous you could've ended up in the Hospital too. so, yeah, I hate when people get all pissy instead of realizing "things have just gone too far, maybe it's time to stop before it's too late.

Necrobumping much? Damn, 2 years. I've bumped up six years, so I can't be mad, but teh mods might.

I know, but it said without good reason. I was just wondering what happened now since then, you know kind of a 2 year update since then, wonder if he's still interested or has moved on by now, y'know. lol, I'm not even sure if this would even be considered a good reason to the mods, Also wanted to give my own opinion too.

[NGComicd]

At 6/19/12 01:24 AM, malfunction19 wrote:

At 6/19/12 12:21 AM, Revo357912 wrote:

oh LORDY THIS IS SO FREAKIN AWESOME!!!!! LOL LOL SO FUNNY!! I DROPPED FROM MY ROOF WHILE READING THIS!

Did you break your dick when you fell?

[Makakaov]

Oh my god I want to believe this is true.

Be glad it stopped at this point. It would go on to the point where one of you would set up a bomb to kill another one in a prank matter.

[NGPulp]

At 12/28/14 12:09 AM, Sirbrickrock wrote: I was just wondering what happened now since then, you know kind of a 2 year update since then

The last identifiable activity from OP was from last year.
I doubt he'll be back today-- but maybe tomorrow.

[Zerodecoole]

whoa

Now I'm also curious, how's it going after 2 years?

[Phobotech]

Pulled down her pants, exposing her bare ass, and put glue (which isn't semen-like at all) down her crack.... and oh, I fucked up, so I better confess my love for her while she's still pissed at me for this thing that went way too far.

Ignoring the sexual nature of the prank while she was asleep, you should've absolutely started off with "I fucked up." With overwhelming humility, you apologize because you totally screwed up with that one...but by immediately jumping on the "Oh by the way, I have feelings for you" in the wake of these turbulent waters, you double-tapped the relationship while it was down and dying.

Move on and learn from this so you don't do anything like that ever again...she's gone. Don't pursue her, give her space, if she comes back to you, then maybe y'all can be friends again and heal the relationship, but don't hold your breath. The man who wants nothing is invincible, so you gotta leave her alone.

[Phobotech]

And I just realized this was from 2012...

Its the end of the world as we know it.

[Kaneda-X]

don't do meth kids

[Deshiel]

this is fake because you said that it happened a while ago.
If this got resolved after a year and a week... are we timetravelin?