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I have a confession to make Jun. 18th, 2012 @ 03:31 PM Reply

This is going to sound strange, but its the truth.

I have been in a intimate relationship with an angel named Donovan for 4 years. We have been very tight and talk to each other all the time, we been on dates, and have had sex. I have become very powerful and knowledgeable because of her, but sadly, we have to break up now, we were meant to be together, but because I am a human, and she is an angel, it doesn't make sense. I'm waiting for a actual human to replace Donovan, soon, they will trade places, and I won't have any contact from her again, at least not in this life. I can't stop balling tears, shes been my only true friend, and now its tough letting go.


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Response to I have a confession to make Jun. 18th, 2012 @ 03:32 PM Reply

At 6/18/12 03:31 PM, apocalypseven wrote: we have to break up now, we were meant to be together

Apparently not.


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Response to I have a confession to make Jun. 18th, 2012 @ 03:32 PM Reply

Angels do not have reproductive organs.

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Response to I have a confession to make Jun. 18th, 2012 @ 03:33 PM Reply

At 6/18/12 03:32 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: Angels do not have reproductive organs.

I know, we had had sex, I would jack off and fuck her in my mind.


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Response to I have a confession to make Jun. 18th, 2012 @ 03:34 PM Reply

At 6/18/12 03:32 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: Angels do not have reproductive organs.

They can if they want. The argument if they can bare a child or not is relevant, but angels can change appearances.

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Response to I have a confession to make Jun. 18th, 2012 @ 03:35 PM Reply

At 6/18/12 03:33 PM, apocalypseven wrote: I know, we had had sex, I would jack off and fuck her in my mind.

By that logic, the chicks on Playboy covers would have an enourmous penis intake.

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Response to I have a confession to make Jun. 18th, 2012 @ 03:36 PM Reply

At 6/18/12 03:31 PM, apocalypseven wrote: shes been my only true friend, and now its tough letting go.

have you considered drugging her and removing her wings?

this way she won't be able to leave you.

you should also consider investing in some thick chains and locks.


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Response to I have a confession to make Jun. 18th, 2012 @ 03:37 PM Reply

At 6/18/12 03:35 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote:
At 6/18/12 03:33 PM, apocalypseven wrote: I know, we had had sex, I would jack off and fuck her in my mind.
By that logic, the chicks on Playboy covers would have an enourmous penis intake.

I wouldn't see a human silly when I was wanking, I would see a weird alien humanoid thing with a tail.


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Response to I have a confession to make Jun. 18th, 2012 @ 03:49 PM Reply

DONOVAN IS A BOY'S NAME!!!!


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Response to I have a confession to make Jun. 18th, 2012 @ 03:51 PM Reply

At 6/18/12 03:49 PM, LampFace wrote: DONOVAN IS A BOY'S NAME!!!!

No, its hidden in a boys name. Donovan -> Dono -> Donna

Its a tomboy chick angel thing.


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Response to I have a confession to make Jun. 18th, 2012 @ 03:53 PM Reply

Atleast you shagged her.


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Response to I have a confession to make Jun. 18th, 2012 @ 03:53 PM Reply

At 6/18/12 03:51 PM, apocalypseven wrote:

No, its hidden in a boys name. Donovan -> Dono -> Donna

Its a tomboy chick angel thing.

That makes no sense, but women do stupid shit so lolokay.


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Response to I have a confession to make Jun. 18th, 2012 @ 03:54 PM Reply

Yup.

I have a confession to make

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Response to I have a confession to make Jun. 18th, 2012 @ 04:09 PM Reply

At 6/18/12 03:31 PM, apocalypseven wrote: This is going to sound strange, but its the truth.

I have been in a intimate relationship with an angel named Donovan for 4 years.

Angels are not real, therefore your story is not true.


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Response to I have a confession to make Jun. 18th, 2012 @ 04:11 PM Reply

At 6/18/12 03:53 PM, dlxrevolution wrote: Atleast you shagged her.

At least he got a halo out of it.


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Response to I have a confession to make Jun. 18th, 2012 @ 04:16 PM Reply

At 6/18/12 04:09 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
Angels are not real, therefore your story is not true.

How the fuck do you know?


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Response to I have a confession to make Jun. 18th, 2012 @ 04:21 PM Reply

At 6/18/12 03:31 PM, apocalypseven wrote: This is going to sound strange, but its the truth.

I have been in a intimate relationship with an angel

stopped reading there

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Response to I have a confession to make Jun. 18th, 2012 @ 04:57 PM Reply

When I read this I thought you meant "angel" as in a really great person. Then I saw "Donovan" and "her" and I thought you were confessing to us your relationship with a transsexual.


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Response to I have a confession to make Jun. 18th, 2012 @ 05:01 PM Reply

At 6/18/12 03:49 PM, LampFace wrote: DONOVAN IS A BOY'S NAME!!!!

Hm... so angels are trannys.

What do you know.


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Response to I have a confession to make Jun. 18th, 2012 @ 05:04 PM Reply

At 6/18/12 05:01 PM, The-Great-One wrote:
At 6/18/12 03:49 PM, LampFace wrote: DONOVAN IS A BOY'S NAME!!!!
Hm... so angels are trannys.

What do you know.

Exactly, they don't have a sex, they can a be a boy or a girl.


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