Want To Make Someone Go Blind?

[Shauna]

Tired of those weak regular laser pointers that donâEUTMt paralyze and cause permanent retina damage to someone when you point it at their eyes? Want to own a laser so powerful that itâEUTMs practically a lightsaber? Gentlemen, we present to you the worldâEUTMs most powerful laser.

http://www.wickedlasers.com/lasers/Spyder_III_Pro_Arctic_Ser ies-96-37.html

YES. YES I DO WANT.

[DM692]

Old news, but still pretty sick.

Lightsabers ftw

[All-American-Badass]

Can I sauder wood with it? If not then it's a ripoff.

[Shade]

My best friend is determined to get one of those.

I try to discourage him from such things.

[SevenSeize]

It kinda reminds me of a light saber and that makes me love it more.

more than a friend

[SevenSeize]

At 6/17/12 11:55 PM, Shauna wrote: TWant to own a laser so powerful that itâEUTMs practically a lightsaber?

kdjhdfkjhkhj i cant read sorry shauna

Yes, I do still want.

[Shauna]

At 6/18/12 12:07 AM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 6/17/12 11:55 PM, Shauna wrote: TWant to own a laser so powerful that itÃf¢EUTMs practically a lightsaber?

kdjhdfkjhkhj i cant read sorry shauna

Yes, I do still want.

Not sure why it does that...oh well.

[T3XT]

At 6/17/12 11:55 PM, Shauna wrote: YES. YES I DO WANT.

Start saving for a new keyboard first. One with a working apostrophe key.

[SevenSeize]

At 6/18/12 12:08 AM, Shauna wrote:

At 6/18/12 12:07 AM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 6/17/12 11:55 PM, Shauna wrote: TWant to own a laser so powerful that itÃffÃ'¢EUTMs practically a lightsaber?

kdjhdfkjhkhj i cant read sorry shauna

Yes, I do still want.

Not sure why it does that...oh well.

I meant my double post above. I got excited because it looked like a light saber and didn't see you had pointed that out already in your OP.

It's all cool. Or hot. as I imagine getting your eyes burned out with laser feels.

I would also use this in the kitchen. Screw chopping the old fashioned way.

Or to make smores.

Fuck it, I would use this to make smores.

[Shauna]

At 6/18/12 12:11 AM, T3XT wrote:

At 6/17/12 11:55 PM, Shauna wrote: YES. YES I DO WANT.

Start saving for a new keyboard first. One with a working apostrophe key.

It's not my typing, buddy. I can post it as much as I want. It's the writing from the website that's fucked up.

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[DELUCA2400]

Batteries for that thing must be a fortune.

[Painbringer]

Real Star Wars lightsabers are plasma based.

Also, why would you want to go around burning people's eyes anyway?

[Skaren]

At 6/18/12 12:01 AM, Shade wrote: My best friend is determined to get one of those.

I try to discourage him from such things.

It's $300, most likely plus tax. You'd better do your best to make sure he gets fired if he ever gets a job, if that's what he's saving up for.

[satanbrain]

But if he pulls out a mirror and point the ray it back at you...

[Sword-of-Kings]

At 6/18/12 12:11 AM, T3XT wrote:

At 6/17/12 11:55 PM, Shauna wrote: YES. YES I DO WANT.

Start saving for a new keyboard first. One with a working apostrophe key.

Keyboards are cheap as fuck. Mine was 15 dollars.

[Slint]

Does it cut through bone?

[Painbringer]

At 6/18/12 12:36 PM, Slint wrote: Does it cut through bone?

Even if it doesn't, it would be nice to have one that can cut through and cauterize soft flesh.

[satanbrain]

At 6/18/12 12:36 PM, Slint wrote: Does it cut through bone?

The work function of calium is 2.87 ev. A red laser ray could ionize bone. I think what you meant to ask is whether it can pierce skin or not. It cannot.

[satanbrain]

At 6/18/12 03:20 PM, satanbrain wrote:

At 6/18/12 12:36 PM, Slint wrote: Does it cut through bone?

The work function of calium is 2.87 ev. A red laser ray could ionize bone. I think what you meant to ask is whether it can pierce skin or not. It cannot.

A purple laser ray. My mistake.

[dogpup4]

A person stupid enough to spend money on this is stupid enough to actually go around blinding people. I'm going to wear sunglasses all of the time now.

[Revo357912]

Not as awesome as this:

http://nitroxlasers.com/store/index.php%22?PHPSESSID=140ee81 315bcccd462330697b604d55d

[All-American-Badass]

At 6/19/12 09:09 PM, Revo357912 wrote: Not as awesome as this:

http://nitroxlasers.com/store/index.php%22?PHPSESSID=140ee81 315bcccd462330697b604d55d

Holy crap that might be able to sauder wood.

[Revo357912]

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All your money are belong to us

[Revo357912]

At 6/19/12 10:21 PM, Travis wrote: How does it work on tits?

It would burn them.

However, if you get a regular high intensity green laser and point it against their nipple, it will make their boob glow green.