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Accident Texting = Awkward 2012-06-16 00:13:50 Reply

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Alright, you know those times where you text the wrong thing to the wrong person and the situation immediately turns bad for you? Of course not, because this kind of thing almost never happens outside of sitcoms, so why the fuck did it have to happen to me?

Alright, here's the story: So me and my family (including my nephews and my niece) except my sister went to Braum's around 10:00 tonight for some ice cream. We were sitting, having a good time and my brother gets a text. Now my brother's phone is a tad funky, for some reason it doesn't show the contact name of the person who's texting him and instead only gives the phone number. The text went "Where are u guys?" Now I'm no good with phone numbers and neither is my brother so we have no clue who it is but we assume it's our sister who probably just got off work, came home and found no one there. So I take his phone and jokingly put "At a strip club." Then she texted back "What Strip club?" Not ready to give up the charade, I texted back "XTC off the high way." (A real strip club near downtown Fort Worth) so I'm feeling good and then my brother gets a phone call: it's from my mother fucking GRANDMOTHER.

Son of a Bitch. That's the only expression that seemed really fitting. So my brother looks at me in disbelief and I'm finding it hard to hold back my laughter, we both immediately realize who I was texting with HIS phone and he answers it talks and then hands it over to our mother. Well, naturally, I was ratted out and then chewed out by my mother. All the time still laughing about the situation but at the same time feeling mortified that I just texted my grandmother that I was at a strip club.

Anyone got any real experiences with this kind of stuff? Or am I just the unluckiest son of a gun to walk the earth?

TL;DR: Wrongfully texted my own grandmother I was at a strip club with my brother's phone. Any similar experiences?


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Response to Accident Texting = Awkward 2012-06-16 00:36:30 Reply

Only once, I accidently sent my text to everyone.

It as for my girlfriend. It said "Good night baby"


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Response to Accident Texting = Awkward 2012-06-16 00:39:19 Reply

At 6/16/12 12:28 AM, Protagonist wrote: One time by accident I butt dialed this girl I liked while I sung this embarrassing song and left it on her answering machine. Me and my friend Frisbee tried to get her phone to delete the message but hilarity ensured and she heard it anyway.

Sounds like the plot of an 80s movie.

Except there weren't butt pocket sized cellphones then.

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Response to Accident Texting = Awkward 2012-06-16 00:39:40 Reply

wow. that never happens in sitcoms. nice try.


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Response to Accident Texting = Awkward 2012-06-16 00:40:40 Reply

I once sent a picture of my cock to nearly my whole contact list.


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Response to Accident Texting = Awkward 2012-06-16 00:42:07 Reply

At 6/16/12 12:28 AM, Protagonist wrote: One time by accident I butt dialed this girl I liked while I sung this embarrassing song and left it on her answering machine. Me and my friend Frisbee tried to get her phone to delete the message but hilarity ensured and she heard it anyway.

Fucking regular show.


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Response to Accident Texting = Awkward 2012-06-16 00:44:41 Reply

At 6/16/12 12:42 AM, MidoriKatsu wrote: Fucking regular show.

Someone hasn't hung out with Margret in a while huh?


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Response to Accident Texting = Awkward 2012-06-16 00:47:35 Reply

Your situation reminds me of this comic strip.


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Response to Accident Texting = Awkward 2012-06-16 00:55:30 Reply

i get weird ones all the time, like "man u cant keep sellin me this shit, this is toshe"

Imagine how fucking awkward it is when I text back "Wrong number." then they say "u sure?" as if I don't know who I am. Once we get it sorted out, it's always like "just forget bout this" and I say "Already done. Trust me, this isn't the first time."


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Response to Accident Texting = Awkward 2012-06-16 00:56:41 Reply

My friend tried to send his crush an audio file of a song he liked through his cell.

He accidentally sent her an audio file of Duke Nukem saying "I've got balls of steel!" instead.

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Response to Accident Texting = Awkward 2012-06-16 00:57:03 Reply

At 6/16/12 12:55 AM, CommanderFalcon wrote: i get weird ones all the time, like "man u cant keep sellin me this shit, this is toshe"

Imagine how fucking awkward it is when I text back "Wrong number." then they say "u sure?" as if I don't know who I am. Once we get it sorted out, it's always like "just forget bout this" and I say "Already done. Trust me, this isn't the first time."

Just looked it up. Toshe is a Sindhi dish made of flour, ghee, and milk. Why the fuck was he so paranoid about it, then?


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Response to Accident Texting = Awkward 2012-06-16 00:57:57 Reply

At 6/16/12 12:55 AM, CommanderFalcon wrote: i get weird ones all the time, like "man u cant keep sellin me this shit, this is toshe"

Imagine how fucking awkward it is when I text back "Wrong number." then they say "u sure?" as if I don't know who I am. Once we get it sorted out, it's always like "just forget bout this" and I say "Already done. Trust me, this isn't the first time."

Gee, I wish I got interesting ones like that.

I always get mundane butt-dials from my mom and such.

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Response to Accident Texting = Awkward 2012-06-16 01:02:03 Reply

At 6/16/12 12:57 AM, T3XT wrote:
At 6/16/12 12:55 AM, CommanderFalcon wrote: i get weird ones all the time, like "man u cant keep sellin me this shit, this is toshe"

Imagine how fucking awkward it is when I text back "Wrong number." then they say "u sure?" as if I don't know who I am. Once we get it sorted out, it's always like "just forget bout this" and I say "Already done. Trust me, this isn't the first time."
Gee, I wish I got interesting ones like that.

I always get mundane butt-dials from my mom and such.

I live in the South, in an area where recreational drugs like weed are common place, and ever pot head will tell you "Don't go no higher than weed, man, that shit'll fuck you UP."

So I'm convinced either this guy has some sort of ghee alergy or Toshe is a new drug no one's heard of. Could be his name, now that I think of it.


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Response to Accident Texting = Awkward 2012-06-16 01:24:30 Reply

At 6/16/12 12:40 AM, SolidToad wrote: I once sent a picture of my cock to nearly my whole contact list.

I don't think anyone would make that mistake.

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Response to Accident Texting = Awkward 2012-06-16 02:11:25 Reply

I think your mother or at least your grandmother needs to get a sense of humor.

Fucking olds.


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Response to Accident Texting = Awkward 2012-06-16 02:24:37 Reply

No, I've never accidentally texted someone, because I'm not a feckless imbecile.

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Response to Accident Texting = Awkward 2012-06-16 03:20:54 Reply

At 6/16/12 12:56 AM, T3XT wrote: My friend tried to send his crush an audio file of a song he liked through his cell.

He accidentally sent her an audio file of Duke Nukem saying "I've got balls of steel!" instead.

That is hilarious.

I made a reckless accident, too, but in hopes of burying it deep in my brain, I won't write it up. Nothing too bad.


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Response to Accident Texting = Awkward 2012-06-17 09:50:10 Reply

At 6/16/12 12:47 AM, Gimmick wrote: Your situation reminds me of this comic strip.

Heh, that's pretty damn funny. Thank god I didn't send that too all my brother's contacts, he'd probably kill me in my sleep.


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Response to Accident Texting = Awkward 2012-06-17 09:57:37 Reply

For some reason my phone or service sends random texts to my contacts. It happens every couple of weeks.

They're just repeats of what I've already sent though, and they always go to the same person that I sent them to originally so it doesn't do anything but occasionally confuse my friends.

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Response to Accident Texting = Awkward 2012-06-17 10:52:23 Reply

I think it could have been alot worse to be honest. I dont think I have ever done this though, I've texted details of meeting arrangements to the wrong people but thats nothing that can cause a bad situation.


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Response to Accident Texting = Awkward 2012-06-17 11:41:34 Reply

"oh shit sorry wrong number"

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Response to Accident Texting = Awkward 2012-06-17 11:55:51 Reply

That's not really accidental texting as much as it's just being stupid/too poor to get a phone that displays contacts.


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