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My dude friends always go for the "ass" or the "boobs" but those are always so obvious. What really makes a woman special to you boys? And let's not use that whole "sandwich" joke. It was funny at first.

The ones that put up with my shit.

Ones that are breathing.

(lolselfdeprecatinghumour)

The kind that isn't annoying.

At 6/15/12 12:51 AM, SirFinland wrote: The kind that isn't annoying.

I went through a little bi phase my freshman year and that is sooo true. Women can be very annoying. Actually I thought it was cute when she would tell me to make her a sammich. :3

The ones who help around the house, not sit at home all day eating through 60 cans of Activia yoghurt.

Cute little emo/scene girls! <3

http://www.myemospace.com/images/scene-girl-hair-8.jpg

At 6/15/12 12:48 AM, MidoriKatsu wrote: My dude friends always go for the "ass" or the "boobs" but those are always so obvious. What really makes a woman special to you boys?

I like all kinds of women. White, brown, black, yellow, they are all good.

One that doesn't have GOTIS, or is annoying as all kinds of hell.

The mature kind.

AND ONES WIHT LURG BEWBS LOL!!!1

I'm sexually attracted to anything that can't run away.

wimmin wif dikz lawl

At 6/15/12 01:09 AM, JellyTea wrote: wimmin wif dikz lawl

.tumblr.com lololol!!!!1

the kind that are kind caring and not boring and that are a lady on the street but a freak in the bed AHEHEHEHEHEHE

the ones with cocks

how many different people are going to remake this thread? u.u

I like girls with a good personality.

A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.

At 6/15/12 01:34 AM, Zullzee wrote: The kind with attractive facial features. Do you poses this quality, topic starter?

I don't show my face on googletalk or on forums but I would say that I am quite attractive I mean I know ugly when I see it and I know I am definitely not ugly. And I'm a cross country runner so I would say my body is nice too.

Women who make me laugh and smile but are still cute to look at.

ones with massive dicks that flop around and go splishy splash in the bath

At 6/15/12 02:16 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: ones with massive dicks that flop around and go splishy splash in the bath

I couldn't have said it better myself.

This just became one of my new favorite quotes XD

At 6/15/12 02:02 AM, Zullzee wrote:

At 6/15/12 01:49 AM, MidoriKatsu wrote:

At 6/15/12 01:34 AM, Zullzee wrote: The kind with attractive facial features. Do you poses this quality, topic starter?

I don't show my face on googletalk or on forums but I would say that I am quite attractive I mean I know ugly when I see it and I know I am definitely not ugly. And I'm a cross country runner so I would say my body is nice too.

So you have an attractive face and a tight athletic body? don't be teasing me now.

Well I have a thin waist. I'm 5'9 have a 23 inch waist I think like C cup ish. And yeah I'm in shape.

Dominant ones.

At 6/15/12 02:19 AM, Protagonist wrote: bath salts.

The actual product or the drug?

Ones that find my lousy, god-awful sense of humor funny.

At 6/15/12 02:25 AM, Protagonist wrote: Both.

Product = win.
Drug = no win.

At 6/15/12 02:27 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 6/15/12 02:25 AM, Protagonist wrote: Both.

Product = win.
Drug = no win.

You're making my potato angry. don't make my potato angry.

Right about now, I'll take just about anyone.

I would go totally lesbo for any anime girl. Especially Haruhi Suzumiya. She's so tsundere. >:D Spicy.

At 6/15/12 03:35 AM, Zullzee wrote:

At 6/15/12 02:20 AM, MidoriKatsu wrote:

So you have an attractive face and a tight athletic body? don't be teasing me now.

Well I have a thin waist. I'm 5'9 have a 23 inch waist I think like C cup ish. And yeah I'm in shape.

Jesus christ stop teasing me

Hehe men can be mean to me all they want on their little forums but I still have the power to tease. Haha kidding. But now you know about me.