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Response to The smell of your balls 2013-02-03 23:13:08 Reply

Indeed my jimmies get rustled everytime a female posts at NG.

Fucking really get irritated how they come here to feed off the phaggots who give all their attention to a female poster thinking they're going to spread their genetic seed..

wtf..

if one looks at history closely, its always been females who spend eternity trying to get a male to mate with them so they can get pregnant.

Society has inverted and flipped everything around these days.

Luckily, there are some alpha males left. I'm on dat dere aware of many things time.


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Response to The smell of your balls 2013-02-03 23:13:24 Reply

At 6/14/12 09:02 PM, Jester wrote: The people of Newgrounds never cease to impress me.

Loosing up bro just try to have fun


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Response to The smell of your balls 2013-02-03 23:25:03 Reply

My balls hardly ever smell, only when I sweat. Even then they smell like any other part of my sweaty body, which is still mild.

But not washing your balls on purpose, come on wow.

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Response to The smell of your balls 2013-02-03 23:26:41 Reply

At 2/3/13 11:11 PM, selena wrote:
At 2/3/13 11:10 PM, Dave4554 wrote: Still though, you're fat. Lose that fat. Take Aromasin to help you, then take Dinitrophenol.
Ty, i'll keep those drugs in mind. I'm having trouble with my weight and right now you're coming through for me

I'll reply just so I can come off as a mentor, I rather enjoy playing that role.

Aromasin at 25mg keeps your disgusting estrogen away. You can also take Nolvadex(it can protect you from breast cancer in the future).

Dinitrophenol causes your body to have a hard time using ATP as energy, thus, it releases heat as energy, and causes fat loss up to two pounds a day. Be careful with that, women(because fat is essential to their well being), have been known to get cataracts taking it.

just for your fyi fattie

And stop smoking marijuana. Its a filthy disgusting plant, and causes laziness, fat storage, and its just fucking terrible. This is coming from a guy who used it often


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Response to The smell of your balls 2013-02-03 23:31:06 Reply

At 2/3/13 11:29 PM, selena wrote:
At 2/3/13 11:26 PM, Dave4554 wrote: And stop smoking marijuana. Its a filthy disgusting plant
wut :(

I would know. Unless you can become mystical and use it to unlock a huge amount of mental power, dont fucking do it. Its a waste of money, and its a idiotic way to cope. Ive done cannabis, and even synthetic weed 10 times stronger.

Wasted a lot of my life.

And yea, type in D-Hacks DNP on google and buy it. Then post pics when you're not a fatfuck.

Also, NG is in for nudes of you as well................ sister....... not srs about sister.


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Response to The smell of your balls 2013-02-03 23:34:36 Reply

At 2/3/13 11:29 PM, selena wrote:
At 2/3/13 11:26 PM, Dave4554 wrote: And stop smoking marijuana. Its a filthy disgusting plant

This sounds familiar.

The smell of your balls


WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THAT DUDE WITH THE RED HAT BROWN TRENCH COAT AND SHOTGUN?!?! I miss the old ASSASSIN days. Click Me

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Response to The smell of your balls 2013-02-03 23:45:29 Reply

At 2/3/13 11:34 PM, DarkMatter wrote:
At 2/3/13 11:29 PM, selena wrote:
At 2/3/13 11:26 PM, Dave4554 wrote: And stop smoking marijuana. Its a filthy disgusting plant
This sounds familiar.

lol, its not filthy and disgusting. what I mean is, dont fucking smoke cannabis. Do some better things, like Methamphetamine for example. Cocaine is good too.

Try dat dere Ephedrine.

Id rather people do DMT once than smoke Cannabis constantly


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Response to The smell of your balls 2013-02-03 23:48:36 Reply

@Selena.

I recommend you inject Testosterone(makes you aggressive, more muscle, less fat, more inclined to post nude pics on NG and look sexier), take Aromasin(blocks estrogen), take DNP(makes you lose fat up to two pounds a day), and then come back when your body fat percentage is not over 20%.

When its at 15%, and you're testosterone levels are high, please do post your newdz, its the only possible way your worth on this site will go from 0, to 1/10, dear sister.


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Response to The smell of your balls 2013-02-03 23:52:12 Reply

I've done all of those!

Weed is the only one worth doing everyday.


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