Storytime w/ Wolfy: The Cooties

[SeniorWolfy]

Yeah, I know stories are for the writing portal, I just think that place is too high class for me. Now, this is what happened: I used to live in a nice neighborhood, Chinatown or something fancy like that. I was about seven or eight, a real porker too, 150 pounds, when I had my first barf. I was with a group of friends, 'bout five or six 9 year olds just walking around, aka a pedo's dream. Now, the kids I hung out with were at the early stages of puberty, just about the time when they were noticing the magic and power of tits. I, however, was not.
I was stuck on the idea I'll catch the dreaded cooties (known for tearing off your skin, of course) when I touch a girl. Of course my friends knew this, so they decided to dare me to kiss a girl. Rebecca Snellings was the only girl on the block (really annoying voice, but ok to look at) that accepted the charges, so it was about to happen. I almost done it, too, but a split second there I thought about the cootie virus burning off my skin, so I barfed. Didn't really remember anything after that, I think she gave me a left hook and knocked me out. So, thats it, and yes, thats a true story.

[Crink]

so you barfed on a girl? that's nothing man

have you ever gone down on some landwhale who can't even wash herself properly so vag looks like a grilled cheese sandwich because it is all caked up with years of dirt and dry sweat and smells like putrid sewage? the smell gets so fucking intense its like stuffing shit directly into your nostrils. you ever barfed on a girl's junk?

[SeniorWolfy]

At 6/11/12 09:18 PM, Crink wrote: so you barfed on a girl? that's nothing man

you ever barfed on a girl's junk?

More than once, and sometimes they were asking for it.