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At 6/10/12 11:47 PM, tox wrote:

At 6/10/12 11:45 PM, Xenomit wrote: I'd chain her down in my basement and rape her

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH

dont forget to being the pie and punch

Uh, duh, who could possibly forget that?

At 6/10/12 11:45 PM, Xenomit wrote: I'd chain her down in my basement and rape her

me 2 i don't care about the disproportionate cartoony body she is a major milf

At 6/10/12 06:12 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: This shit is disturbing...

Its absolutely astonishing how these people still push this belief.

Wow, isn't it amazing that the Christian Bible, which is supposed to be the Word of God- is open to such wild interpretations that it can be used to found new Christian sects like the Jehovah's Witnesses? It's almost as if the Bible is just a crazy, loony book written by primitive people, rather than, say, the word of God.

In more important news...

Giant pancake with nerds rope!

The most disturbing part of the video?

Look at the characters' eyes.

Holy crap that's creepy

Magic is creativity. God is oppressive, Satan is unrestrictive. Eve discovered knowledge by disobeying. It is amusing that the mother humanize god, as so many other worshippers have.

At 6/11/12 12:05 AM, satanbrain wrote: Magic is creativity. God is oppressive, Satan is unrestrictive. Eve discovered knowledge by disobeying. It is amusing that the mother humanize god, as so many other worshippers have.

Oh, hello satan

That video grossly over exaggerates Jehovah's Witnesses. I doubt this even was made by the religion itself. I know many witnesses and they are nice people.

At 6/11/12 12:46 AM, Pride wrote:

At 6/11/12 12:32 AM, Zanthas wrote: That video grossly over exaggerates Jehovah's Witnesses. I doubt this even was made by the religion itself. I know many witnesses and they are nice people.

I've heard some weird stuff about that "religion". Example: They forbid blood transfusions and don't allow their member to give blood (screwed either way).

Also, who the hell throws away a perfectly good action figure (especially it it was his friends)?!

If that kid's mom saw Dead Space, her brain would explode.....

They discourage it, they don't forbid it. In the end it's up to you whether you want to give or receive blood. The reasons are biblical, and also medical. Also like I said, I'm almost positive they did not make the video. There are some hints here in there in the video, such as the certain words the characters uses ("Family Worship") that the witnesses do not use, that implies that the video was not made by the Witnesses at all, but someone trying to use some propaganda (or anti-prpoganda?). I have many friends that are witnesses, and I know this never happened. I watch to go watch LOTR and even Narnia with them, (which do contain magic) and they did not have a problem with it. They do however discourage mysticism and research into "witchcraft" but that's something entirely different that say a boy playing with a toy.

This video is idiotic for it's uneducated understanding of Jehovah, and people are idiotic for basing their disdain of religion on things like this.

As was stated a couple of times above.
This video was fake.....
They are obviously lying, the person who made this was proabably just making to make fun, but not to actually believe.

Now that is pretty fucking sad.
Do they really think this will affect anybody..?

A video made by Christians to indoctrinate children, well I never.

Six glasses of wine before dinner again, ma?

I'd say this is a goof done on the expense of the witnesses, albeit a pretty subtle one. When you've got a cult and enough cash to eat gold for the rest of your life, you hire master propagandists, not doofuses who produce this kind of cack.

At 6/10/12 09:52 PM, tox wrote: religion should not be for the young...

at all

Priests would never get laid if there were no young allowed in church.

Mmm, that was quite... unsettling.

At 6/11/12 10:45 AM, MikeyS9607 wrote: I read that as Jenova and now I want to play FF7.

As much as I didn't like FF7 I'd join the Jenova's Witnesses.

The video implies magic exists so they can call it Satan.

At 6/10/12 06:22 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: Yea, this is why I tell em to fuck right off when they come to our door.

I think from now on when ever I see one of these guys, I'm going to dress like harry potter and chase them, while asking if they want a tour of hogwarts.

What am i watching, WHAT AM I WATCHING, WTF AM I WATCHING!?

At 6/10/12 10:28 PM, SigmaNoob wrote:

Also, Jehovah Witnesses say that Jesus was not Gods son, they say he was a powerful angel.
You cannot trust what Jehovah Witnesses say, if you do not believe me, read the Bible.

CLASSIC "HE SAID, SHE SAID" argument.

lol

After I watched this video my phone rang and when I picked it up,someone told me: In seven days you will become a Jehovah's Witness.
Should I worry?