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I won $1,000 2012-06-07 19:22:57 Reply

I won $1,000 playing a scratch-off lottery ticket! I'm rich!

I won $1,000


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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-07 19:23:35 Reply

Nice. I guess.


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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-07 19:26:07 Reply

Photoshop is a cool program right?


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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-07 19:30:34 Reply

Even if this is true (I doubt it is, it's probably a photoshop) you still can't buy much with a thousand dollars. Go buy yourself a few computer upgrades like some more RAM or a better GPU.

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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-07 19:34:06 Reply

At 6/7/12 07:22 PM, MrSoxfan wrote: I won $1,000 playing a scratch-off lottery ticket! I'm rich!

This ticket confuses me. Please explain.

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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-07 19:40:25 Reply

Too bad after taxes you'll only got like $925-900 or somthin'


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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-07 19:42:48 Reply

If the winning numbers are 9 and 19, how do you win anything?


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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-07 19:45:12 Reply

And yet you won zero fucks...


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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-07 19:49:09 Reply

At 6/7/12 07:42 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: If the winning numbers are 9 and 19, how do you win anything?

The baseballs show that you win that cash amount automatically, 2 $400's and 2 $100's = $1000, but only like $925 after taxes.


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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-07 19:58:01 Reply

At 6/7/12 07:49 PM, rocky99213 wrote:
At 6/7/12 07:42 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: If the winning numbers are 9 and 19, how do you win anything?
The baseballs show that you win that cash amount automatically, 2 $400's and 2 $100's = $1000, but only like $925 after taxes.

Wait, the lottery is taxed in the U.S.?


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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-07 20:06:31 Reply

At 6/7/12 07:58 PM, LampFace wrote:
At 6/7/12 07:49 PM, rocky99213 wrote:
At 6/7/12 07:42 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: If the winning numbers are 9 and 19, how do you win anything?
The baseballs show that you win that cash amount automatically, 2 $400's and 2 $100's = $1000, but only like $925 after taxes.
Wait, the lottery is taxed in the U.S.?

It's hilarious, right?


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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-07 20:12:43 Reply

Good for you. Save that money for when you need it, though. Don't just piss it away on random shit just because you can.

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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-07 20:13:39 Reply

Send me money.


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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-07 20:21:56 Reply

At 6/7/12 08:16 PM, Protagonist wrote: Congrats. Got to love all the jealous people getting upset that you won $1000.

ITS PHOTOSHAWP GUYS NO ONE IN THE WORLD IS LUCKY

This.

Don't get me wrong, I know how some Newgrounders are. They want to make threads over luck, their hot girlfriend(s), or other stupid things, and will often use Google images as evidence, so a quick search can solve that, and end potential flame right there.

Nothing comes up, then it may be legit. Just say congratulations and move on. Nothing wrong with someone who uses the Internet having some good fortune.


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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-07 20:23:56 Reply

Op, to avoid any further confusion about whether it's photoshop or not could you mayhaps take a photo from an angle to make the ticket look in perspective?


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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-07 20:56:26 Reply

At 6/7/12 07:22 PM, MrSoxfan wrote: I won $1,000 playing a scratch-off lottery ticket! I'm rich!

wait, shouldn't those be black baseballs?
Or does it matter?


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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-07 23:02:13 Reply

Yeah?

Well....

its probably a photoshop so whatever

'(

I won $1,000


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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-07 23:23:27 Reply

Hey, buddy, did I ever tell you that I love you?

Now that we're best friends, can I have the money?

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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-07 23:25:22 Reply

At 6/7/12 07:22 PM, MrSoxfan wrote: I won $1,000 playing a scratch-off lottery ticket! I'm rich!

?
Damn good shit what are you going to buy?


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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-08 00:05:32 Reply

Oh cool! Save your money now!


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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-08 02:37:59 Reply

At 6/7/12 07:45 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote: And yet you won zero fucks...

Why is there no Like button on here yet?


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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-08 02:41:35 Reply

At 6/8/12 02:37 AM, Shauna wrote:
At 6/7/12 07:45 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote: And yet you won zero fucks...
Why is there no Like button on here yet?

Because I'm too cool for Newgrounds to handle.


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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-08 02:53:47 Reply

Well if you took one pic, take a second one, to prove it's not potatochopped.


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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-08 02:59:40 Reply

fuck yeah! what are you gonna buy op?

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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-08 03:02:55 Reply

At 6/7/12 07:26 PM, Strength wrote: Photoshop is a cool program right?

looks legit to me
ya tool


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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-08 04:09:56 Reply

Ok....?
Why should we care?

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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-08 04:15:06 Reply

At 6/8/12 04:09 AM, Lionelion wrote: Ok....?
Why should we care?

so we can beg him for money of course!

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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-08 07:14:02 Reply

1,000 dollars and you think yourself rich?

I make more in a week.

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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-09 15:28:42 Reply

At 6/7/12 08:23 PM, Falonefal wrote: Op, to avoid any further confusion about whether it's photoshop or not could you mayhaps take a photo from an angle to make the ticket look in perspective?

If you assholes think it's photoshopped, and want another picture then fine.

I don't even have photoshop you asswipes.

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Response to I won $1,000 2012-06-09 15:31:11 Reply

At 6/7/12 07:26 PM, Strength wrote: Photoshop is a cool program right?

Yes yes it is.