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At 6/5/12 01:53 AM, Gagsy wrote: I don't believe in Heaven in Hell but I constantly feel like a horrible terrible person.

How is that possible? You're so sweet and nice and caring!

I don't believe in it but sometimes I like to imagine that I'm going to hell and then I beat the shit out of the Devil and he respects me so he hatches a plan to infiltrate Heaven and get me into it but he must trick God so we spend like 6 months planning this invasion while we torture the damned. Then we finally get in the end.

At 6/5/12 02:01 AM, Me-Patch wrote:

At 6/5/12 12:36 AM, jjjkuk wrote: No shit. It was invented to scare people so they'll be good.

Agreed.

But still...

And also, what the fuck dude? This is like the tenth time you fucked with me and acted like I'm an idiot. I can't remember a single argument we've ever engaged in, but you jump on my ass over the littlest shit. What the fuck is it about?

At 6/5/12 02:31 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

How is that possible? You're so sweet and nice and caring!

I steal, I lie, I cheat, I have impure thoughts and desires, I feel a sense of demoralization towards most things not personally involved in my life, or lack of care on my part for those things. I guess I'm human really.

I'm going to hell on my FANCIFUL UNICORN!!!

Screw hell, I'm going to valhalla.
If I die again at ragnarok, then I'll consider your silly Christian idea of an afterlife.

If hell exists I am no doubt going, luckily though it probably doesn't exist.

At 6/5/12 03:01 AM, Gagsy wrote: I steal, I lie, I cheat, I have impure thoughts and desires, I feel a sense of demoralization towards most things not personally involved in my life, or lack of care on my part for those things. I guess I'm human really.

Not that I expect to change your mind on anything, but methinks you are too hard on yourself and should just enjoy :)

At 6/5/12 03:01 AM, Gagsy wrote: I have impure thoughts and desires

You're on a website full of people who are practically sprinting to hell because of that.

Nope, what happens, happens.

Without a doubt. If there was a hell, I'd have a front row seat, right next to Hitler and Jim Morrison.

I'm none too worried about hell. In heaven, there's a beer volcano and a stripper factory. In hell, the beer is stale and the strippers have STDs. Either way, when His Noodley Appendage calls me home, I'm getting strippers and beer.

It's like a party I hear, first rounds on me boys!

I don't think I'm going to end up in a fiery pit, but I do regularly feel pretty awful about myself. I can't really bring myself to enjoy things without feeling guilty about it in some way. Hey, I'd probably make a great catholic!

if I was dumb enough to believe in God

I'm going to fist-fight Satan for the throne.

If such a place exists, then I'd say probably particularly if one of the Hells from Classical Theism exists.

Nah I prefer to reign in hell then serve in heaven,
besides all my friends will be there along side kick ass metal

At 6/4/12 10:55 PM, SigmaNoob wrote: Have you ever felt you are a horrible person, and you feel that your going to go to hell?

All I know is that If I am going to die ,there will be nothing else no heaven no hell ,just dead silence which is actually the most peaceful thing you can get longer than a few seconds with all that damn noise out.

At 6/4/12 10:56 PM, Sekren17 wrote: Don't worry there isn't a hell. You have nothing to worry about besides eternal nothingness.

Eternal Nothingness? That's hell!

Oh yeah. All the time.
But there is no hell, so all we really have to worry about is rotting in the ground... Damn them daisies.