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"Did Lego make this game?"
~ Mom watching me play Minecraft
(At a family reunion on my laptop, yeah it wasn't my choice to go.)

"You really suck at this."
~ Dad watching me play NASCAR The Game: 2011
(He watches Nascar daily)

Just a couple of things, I don't live with them anymore so it's very rare they actually see me play video games.

I just remembered some quotes.
"Why is this man jumping all the time."
My grandmother about Assassin's Creed(the first one)
"So that guy doesn't need to sleep or eat or dr...Wait why did you do that to random man."
My mother about GTA IV

At 6/5/12 03:14 AM, tonypar16 wrote: "So that guy doesn't need to sleep or eat or dr...Wait why did you do that to random man."
My mother about GTA IV

Lmao

"What on earth are you playing?" My mother is a rather disgusted tone of voice in response to this creepy dream dequence scene in Zelda: Twilight Princess.

At 6/4/12 02:59 PM, dogpup4 wrote: "Bloody hell" - My dad, watching me chainsaw a Locust in Gears of War 2.

Remembered a few more.

"So you can kill the old women?" - My dad, moments before I throw an old woman into a river on Saints Row: The Third.
"Playing Animal Crossing?" - My dad again after watching me beat the shit out of some guards in Assassin's Creed II.
"Isn't there any shooting in this game?" - Once again, my dad, watching me talk to everyone I see in Mass Effect.

"Hey, cool!" - Dad
"Shouldn't you be doing something better with your time?" - Mum

'You're grandmother will love this part' - Mom, watching me playing the first mission in GoldenEye.

'Nooo, i liked him al little' - Mom, watching me playing the part that you're friend died in GoldenEye.

'Oh, can we play at the same time?' - Grandmother, while playing New Super Mario Bros. Wii together (She played the first Mario).

'Delete that game, there's too much gore' -The dad of my friend, while we where playing the demo of Ninja Gaiden 2 (or Ninja Gaiden 3, i don't remember)

That's all for what i can remember.

"Shouldn't there be a quota for the amount of heroic acts you can preform per day?"
My dad, near the end of Uncharted 2.

"I got the new Call of Duty, it's SO SICK" - My dad plays every call of duty

Every time there are monster or lots of violence, my dad says, like, "what are these satanic things?"

Well my dad plays all different kinds of games throughout the years and he stills play video games. He doesn't complain about whatsoever and I sometimes tag along to play on the Xbox with him. No reactions.
But my mom on the other hand, doesn't know what is going on. With all of this game physics and nonsense in video games. XD

My mom thinks every game I own involves nothing but running around and killing everyone in sight.

"You got some odd fetishes kid, ass fucking migit aliens and shit"
~My moms reaction to Halo:Reach

My dad was like "lol that's a violent game" when I was playing Grand Theft Auto and asked me to steal stuff. He tried to play for a bit but he said the screen hurt his eyes. So he doesn't care that much about me playing violent games but he keeps saying that I should go outside more.

My mom doesn't say anything but I can tell that it annoys her.

My mom hates any game I own that has an iota of gore in it.

HATES

"Are you playing farmville?" Mum Watching me play Minecraft for 20 seconds.

At 6/4/12 02:52 PM, Oolaph wrote: "Hey, grab another controller and we can play a few rounds, I'm sure I can still beat you." - My father on Mortal Kombat 2. He can still beat me.

Lol, same he is beast at MK but I can occasionally beat him :P

My mom doesnt respond she justs asks if she can play when shes drunk then team kills the grunts in firefight versus.

"Oh look you are shooting things again"
"Can you please play the one without the zombies?"

"What's wrong with the screen? It's all black and I can't see anything."
-Dad, seeing me play Doom 3.

"Aren't you a bit too old to be playing that?"
-Mom, seeing me break-out the N64 and popping in Super Mario 64.

"So... you just run around and kill people?"
-Dad, seeing me play any Call of Duty game.

"Why is the fat guy eating a sandwich? Everybody around his is exploding and he's eating a sandwich?"
-Mom, seeing me play TF2.

My dad just laughed at me when he walked in while I was soliciting a prostitute in GTA IV. It was pretty funny.

"That's Adon? He looks like an asshole." ~ Mom after glimpsing at Adon in SSFIV.

"What movie are you watching? Wake me up when the action starts." ~ Dad after seeing me spend countless minutes talking to NPCs in Mass Effect.

"That's a nice opening shot." ~ Brother after seeing Cammy's introduction in SSFIV.

"What's that man doing with all these guns?!" ~ Grandmother after seeing the Lone Wanderer in Fallout 3.

At 6/4/12 02:59 PM, dogpup4 wrote: "Bloody hell" - Me chainsawing a Locust in Gears of War 2.

Made me smile. I remember my neighbor's dad laughing his ass off.

Stop playing your god damn video games and get me a bud light from the fridge

-Dad

*laughs* "Why did you kill her?"

Dad, watching me kill my wife after marrying her in Fable III.