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At 6/2/12 02:46 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: You're all young whippersnappers compared to me, now get off my lawn. Damn kids
Yeah, I feel old on here as well. My account is going on seven years now.
Yay, more jokes!
I started my account on 4/20/2007 ... I was on here for about 2 years before started my account though.
At 11/16/12 04:36 PM, cast wrote: It's older than some Newgrounders themselves. lolol
Whenever i see someone born near the year 2000 it blows my mind xD
No mather how good you are sometime, somewhere, somehow...
My first account was plzdeletethisaccount, I am actually one of the oldest users on Newgrounds.
So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
At 6/2/12 02:42 PM, Jester wrote: Disregard my sign up date, my account was frozen for thousands of years before I finally recovered it. My "sign up date" is actually the date of my accounts rebirth.
Oh ho ho, look at this badass. How does your little tale stand up when I say that mine was actually created thousands of years in the future, and my sign up date is the recovery?
It makes sense the less you think about it. Shhh.
Are you MAN enough to click this?!
6 years, 4 months, 7 days.
Two-thousand, six-hundred, and twenty-two days of sheer terror among the masses.
Another 2622 days, and this pathetic planet will be in my hands.
Instead of trying to be a cool kid and telling you to look left of my post, I'll participate. I have been here for four years, nine months, and ten days as of this post.
At 11/24/12 12:21 AM, Painbringer wrote: Turned 10 on the 11th.
To me it feels like we are saying how long it has been since we were born.
Stretch those glutes, Flitter!
"You are a generally happy and carefree person." - Sectus
"It's taking all my might to restrain from dick riding." - HomicidalFrog
At 6/2/12 03:55 PM, bigbadron wrote:At 6/2/12 03:49 PM, HomerSexual wrote: When the fuck did you come back?still give a shit about what people do on the internet i see.
Still not using the shift key I see.
2008. I miss the old BBS design. It was special in it's own way.
A lot of people have pictures for their signatures. But that's stupid. I'm not going to do that. That is so 2008. Not even kidding. Jeez, you guys are stoopid.
Old, but young enough for it to still be considered statutory rape.
So back off, pervs! This account isn't having it! Take your candy back inside the van with blacked-out windows! >=(