How many times do ya fap per day, or week, or month, etc?
I have a normal fap number, 5 times per day.
In a month, like 25.
Pie is good, eat it, or else I'll kick your face.
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At 5/24/12 09:25 PM, spanishmnm wrote: I have a normal fap number, 5 times per day.
In a month, like 25.
So your months last five days?
At 5/24/12 09:27 PM, Oolaph wrote:At 5/24/12 09:25 PM, spanishmnm wrote: I have a normal fap number, 5 times per day.So your months last five days?
In a month, like 25.
Not exactly, sometimes I get off scedule, and don't fap some days.
Pie is good, eat it, or else I'll kick your face.
That's a little much, how is your dick not a thin piece of ham?
At 5/24/12 09:28 PM, XXomegamanXX wrote: That's a little much, how is your dick not a thin piece of ham?
My dick is a 5.90551181 inches indestructible fap machine.
Pie is good, eat it, or else I'll kick your face.
"Plz don't call NASA on me I'm afraid of astronauts dude" - DJ-Ri (2015)
Pie is good, eat it, or else I'll kick your face.
"Censorship is telling a man that he cannot have a steak just because a baby cannot chew it." - Mark Twain
I guarantee not one of you here even knew that Fap is a real word with a real meaning. And not just some slang word or colloquialism supposed to mean Masturbate.
Fap. Definition - To get or be drunk.
So going by the answers most of you have given, you're a bunch of alcoholics.
At 5/24/12 11:15 PM, gamejunkie wrote: I guarantee not one of you here even knew that Fap is a real word with a real meaning. And not just some slang word or colloquialism supposed to mean Masturbate.
Fap. Definition - To get or be drunk.
So going by the answers most of you have given, you're a bunch of alcoholics.
Sometimes I fap when getting fap.
I don't have a schedule for this type of shit. Sometimes once per day, sometimes I don't for a week. It really depends on the mood, man
At 5/25/12 04:20 AM, Sensationalism wrote:At 5/24/12 11:15 PM, gamejunkie wrote: Fap. Definition - To get or be drunk.Ohh that is too funny!
So going by the answers most of you have given, you're a bunch of alcoholics.
What if every single Newgrounder were truly an alcoholic?..
At 5/25/12 03:51 AM, BlubbOnly wrote:At 5/24/12 11:15 PM, gamejunkie wrote: Fap. Definition - To get or be drunk.Sometimes I fap when getting fap.
So going by the answers most of you have given, you're a bunch of alcoholics.
There's no doubt about it. You sir, have got your shit together. Not a moment wasted.
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There are things I do and there are things I want to do. Overall, I just want to live my life and end it the way I want.
It depends on a whole range of things, so having said that 17-29 times.
Over Summer about twice a day, during school twice a week.
At 5/25/12 12:09 PM, Xergozy wrote: 425-500 times a year, lmao
lold, worryingly mines like 700 times a year, like 1-2 times a day, some days not at all some days 3 times..
I had a girlfriend for the past 3 years, i still did it daily. been single 3 months now. good/bad times.
Its only rape if you say no.
Say no to rape.
At 5/25/12 01:56 PM, kakalxlax wrote: i`ve never fapped
Should probably get on that
At 5/25/12 02:00 PM, tox wrote:At 5/25/12 01:56 PM, kakalxlax wrote: i`ve never fappedShould probably get on that
could you give me a hand?
Its only rape if you say no.
Say no to rape.
