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A question... May. 24th, 2012 @ 09:25 PM Reply

How many times do ya fap per day, or week, or month, etc?

I have a normal fap number, 5 times per day.
In a month, like 25.


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Response to A question... May. 24th, 2012 @ 09:27 PM Reply

At 5/24/12 09:25 PM, spanishmnm wrote: I have a normal fap number, 5 times per day.
In a month, like 25.

So your months last five days?


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Response to A question... May. 24th, 2012 @ 09:28 PM Reply

At 5/24/12 09:27 PM, Oolaph wrote:
At 5/24/12 09:25 PM, spanishmnm wrote: I have a normal fap number, 5 times per day.
In a month, like 25.
So your months last five days?

Not exactly, sometimes I get off scedule, and don't fap some days.


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Response to A question... May. 24th, 2012 @ 09:28 PM Reply

That's a little much, how is your dick not a thin piece of ham?

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Response to A question... May. 24th, 2012 @ 09:29 PM Reply

sometimes once a day, sometimes not even that much

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Response to A question... May. 24th, 2012 @ 09:30 PM Reply

24 times a day, on the hour.


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Response to A question... May. 24th, 2012 @ 09:30 PM Reply

At 5/24/12 09:28 PM, XXomegamanXX wrote: That's a little much, how is your dick not a thin piece of ham?

My dick is a 5.90551181 inches indestructible fap machine.


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Response to A question... May. 24th, 2012 @ 09:31 PM Reply

To be honest, around twice a day, most days.


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Response to A question... May. 24th, 2012 @ 09:32 PM Reply

I'm loggin off now, to go fap.


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Response to A question... May. 24th, 2012 @ 09:41 PM Reply

Approximately five times per week.


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Response to A question... May. 24th, 2012 @ 10:18 PM Reply

Used to be around once a day. Now it's more like once a month or so. Cuz gettin laid is much better.


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Response to A question... May. 24th, 2012 @ 11:15 PM Reply

I guarantee not one of you here even knew that Fap is a real word with a real meaning. And not just some slang word or colloquialism supposed to mean Masturbate.

Fap. Definition - To get or be drunk.

So going by the answers most of you have given, you're a bunch of alcoholics.

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Response to A question... May. 25th, 2012 @ 03:51 AM Reply

At 5/24/12 11:15 PM, gamejunkie wrote: I guarantee not one of you here even knew that Fap is a real word with a real meaning. And not just some slang word or colloquialism supposed to mean Masturbate.

Fap. Definition - To get or be drunk.

So going by the answers most of you have given, you're a bunch of alcoholics.

Sometimes I fap when getting fap.


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Response to A question... May. 25th, 2012 @ 04:13 AM Reply

I don't have a schedule for this type of shit. Sometimes once per day, sometimes I don't for a week. It really depends on the mood, man

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Response to A question... May. 25th, 2012 @ 04:20 AM Reply

At 5/24/12 11:15 PM, gamejunkie wrote: Fap. Definition - To get or be drunk.

So going by the answers most of you have given, you're a bunch of alcoholics.

Ohh that is too funny!


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Response to A question... May. 25th, 2012 @ 04:24 AM Reply

At 5/25/12 04:20 AM, Sensationalism wrote:
At 5/24/12 11:15 PM, gamejunkie wrote: Fap. Definition - To get or be drunk.

So going by the answers most of you have given, you're a bunch of alcoholics.
Ohh that is too funny!

What if every single Newgrounder were truly an alcoholic?..

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Response to A question... May. 25th, 2012 @ 04:49 AM Reply

At 5/25/12 03:51 AM, BlubbOnly wrote:
At 5/24/12 11:15 PM, gamejunkie wrote: Fap. Definition - To get or be drunk.

So going by the answers most of you have given, you're a bunch of alcoholics.
Sometimes I fap when getting fap.

There's no doubt about it. You sir, have got your shit together. Not a moment wasted.

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Response to A question... May. 25th, 2012 @ 07:09 AM Reply

You should save some for a big bang


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Response to A question... May. 25th, 2012 @ 11:53 AM Reply

It depends on a whole range of things, so having said that 17-29 times.


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Response to A question... May. 25th, 2012 @ 12:01 PM Reply

Over Summer about twice a day, during school twice a week.


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Response to A question... May. 25th, 2012 @ 12:09 PM Reply

425-500 times a year, lmao

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Response to A question... May. 25th, 2012 @ 12:19 PM Reply

At 5/25/12 12:09 PM, Xergozy wrote: 425-500 times a year, lmao

lold, worryingly mines like 700 times a year, like 1-2 times a day, some days not at all some days 3 times..

I had a girlfriend for the past 3 years, i still did it daily. been single 3 months now. good/bad times.
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Response to A question... May. 25th, 2012 @ 01:56 PM Reply

i`ve never fapped


Its only rape if you say no.

Say no to rape.

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Response to A question... May. 25th, 2012 @ 02:00 PM Reply

At 5/25/12 01:56 PM, kakalxlax wrote: i`ve never fapped

Should probably get on that


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Response to A question... May. 25th, 2012 @ 03:07 PM Reply

At 5/25/12 02:00 PM, tox wrote:
At 5/25/12 01:56 PM, kakalxlax wrote: i`ve never fapped
Should probably get on that

could you give me a hand?


Its only rape if you say no.

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