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Small objects of plastic are not safe around me. Even metal paperclips and screws will end up in my mouth usually. Oral fixation much.

Four Loko.

Very small rocks.

detergent

My knife. The metal tastes good.

Sangria.

A sad poem about a sad knight who fell in love with a woman, but the woman was cruel, she told him to find the highest mountain and bring her a rock from the top of that mountain.
The knight was unshaken by this challenge in his heart and so he took upon him a quest to find the mountain.
He traveled all over the world he lived in and counted the days it took him to conquer each mountain, finally finding the one which took him the longest, overjoyed he reconquered the mountain and retrieved a small stone from the top of said mountain.
He then took off to meet with the lady.
When he came back the lady had this to say: The challenge was but a challenge o knight, for you see, even after you fulfilled a journey so grand, my heart remains as solid as this useless rock and feels no love for you. Keep the rock o knight, so you may remember that not all quests will bring you to a happy end, for not all quests are quests of goodwill.
The knight took off and never was he seen again.

2 zucchinis and a big banana

My foot, and a 9 volt battery.

At 5/25/12 03:08 PM, Falonefal wrote: A sad poem about a sad knight who fell in love with a woman, but the woman was cruel, she told him to find the highest mountain and bring her a rock from the top of that mountain.
When he came back the lady had this to say: Keep the rock o knight
The knight took off and never was he seen again.

you took the words out of my mouth

At 5/25/12 02:46 PM, Gagsy wrote: Oral fixation much.

Well now that didn't make me hard at all.

Of course you realize I'm lying.

my full fist

Alcohol.

Clitori.

Ice cream.

At 5/24/12 08:05 PM, Finalfina wrote:

At 5/24/12 08:04 PM, Wegra wrote: In your mouth

penis

Hurrrrrrr

beat me to it :/