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Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 07:01 PM Reply

You've seen these around right?

Well, Apparently little kids are eating them and getting sick.

Like what the fuck? I know it looks kinda like peppermint sweets but seriously? and kids THAT stupid? maybe it's just the stupid kids doing this.


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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 07:03 PM Reply

Those things smell like they'd kill you, if you're enough of a dumb shit to put that in your mouth it's probably best that you be unable to breed.

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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 07:12 PM Reply

Well... they're kids. Their brains aren't mature enough. Deliquents/Hoodlums are proof of it.


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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 07:12 PM Reply

At 5/24/12 07:03 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: Those things smell like they'd kill you, if you're enough of a dumb shit to put that in your mouth it's probably best that you be unable to breed.

It's little kids that are eating them


Why bother trying if we all just end up dying?

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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 07:16 PM Reply

At 5/24/12 07:12 PM, Jakehinojo wrote:
At 5/24/12 07:03 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: Those things smell like they'd kill you, if you're enough of a dumb shit to put that in your mouth it's probably best that you be unable to breed.
It's little kids that are eating them

You say that as if it changes anything

If something smells like it would burn to eat, don't eat it.

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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 07:19 PM Reply

At least they'll finally be clean from the inside.


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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 07:23 PM Reply

At 5/24/12 07:19 PM, BobaDobo wrote: At least they'll finally be clean from the inside.

LOL. You sound it like they've been purged from a possessing sin.


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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 07:24 PM Reply

I blame the parents.

Seriously, how the fuck does a kid get his hands on detergent in a responsible household?

Those packets could be labeled "Hey little kid! Eat me because I'm candy" and I would still blame the parents.

If little shit heads bred by worthless fucks can't keep their kids from ingesting poison, I say that's nature weeding out the stupid.

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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 07:25 PM Reply

I once fucked a detergent pack. Better or worse than eating it?

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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 07:27 PM Reply

When I was a kid I would have bit into them, been disgusted, threw it on the floor, then tried it again.

Stupid kids today.


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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 07:31 PM Reply

It is the parent's faults. You must be fucking stupid to let your kid get ahold of something that can kill them, the kids aren't developed enough to know not to eat it. Their brains can't fully understand their senses are telling them not to eat it yet and so their parents basically kill their children.

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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 07:34 PM Reply

At 5/24/12 07:01 PM, JCFfilms wrote: and kids THAT stupid?

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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 07:34 PM Reply

At 5/24/12 07:25 PM, Skaren wrote: I once fucked a detergent pack. Better or worse than eating it?

You could have eaten it, too, rather than being a selfish lover.

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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 07:37 PM Reply

Ha. I blame the parents.


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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 07:37 PM Reply

At 5/24/12 07:24 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Seriously, how the fuck does a kid get his hands on detergent in a responsible household?

I pretty much agree. I'm not sure I would be the perfect parent, but really, I thought everyone knew that little kids would essentially try to eat any and everything they could possibly fit in their mouth. That's just how they are, that's why there's always those "small parts" warnings on toys.


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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 07:38 PM Reply

At 5/24/12 07:34 PM, Squidbit wrote:
At 5/24/12 07:25 PM, Skaren wrote: I once fucked a detergent pack. Better or worse than eating it?
You could have eaten it, too, rather than being a selfish lover.

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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 07:39 PM Reply

I saw that on the news this morning. If you're dumb enough to leave something around that looks like candy to a little kid, you need parenting classes. Little kids eat everything anyway.


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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 07:45 PM Reply

This was to be expected, since all children are retarded. It's human nature, and humans just happen to produce the dumbest juveniles among all life on Earth.


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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 08:36 PM Reply

At 5/24/12 07:25 PM, Skaren wrote: I once fucked a detergent pack. Better or worse than eating it?

Now you're acting like Xenomit.


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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 08:39 PM Reply

That doesn't surprise me, some of my friends use to treat SweeTarts like crack.


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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 09:14 PM Reply

When I was a little kid, I would have never put anything that looked like that in my mouth. And I was a pretty fucking dumb kid. These kids are excessively stupid, but in all reality, it's the parents fault.

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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 09:17 PM Reply

Sounds delicious!


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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 09:23 PM Reply

At 5/24/12 08:39 PM, II2none wrote: That doesn't surprise me, some of my friends use to treat SweeTarts like crack.

At least that's actually food

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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 09:29 PM Reply

At 5/24/12 09:23 PM, XXomegamanXX wrote:
At 5/24/12 08:39 PM, II2none wrote: That doesn't surprise me, some of my friends use to treat SweeTarts like crack.
At least that's actually food

True, but food don't go up your nose.


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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 09:34 PM Reply

At 5/24/12 07:24 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: If little shit heads bred by worthless fucks can't keep their kids from ingesting poison, I say that's nature weeding out the stupid.

This, it's unfortunate though that the kids have to be collateral.


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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 09:43 PM Reply

At 5/24/12 07:01 PM, JCFfilms wrote: You've seen these around right?

Well, Apparently little kids are eating them and getting sick.

Like what the fuck? I know it looks kinda like peppermint sweets but seriously? and kids THAT stupid? maybe it's just the stupid kids doing this.

It's called slimming down the population. It's a conspiracy man.


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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 09:47 PM Reply

:At 5/24/12 07:24 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

If little shit heads bred by worthless fucks can't keep their kids from ingesting poison, I say that's nature weeding out the stupid.

i lol at all the ignorant nazis thiking that stupidity is inherited


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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 09:48 PM Reply

At 5/24/12 09:34 PM, KillerSkull wrote:
At 5/24/12 07:24 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: If little shit heads bred by worthless fucks can't keep their kids from ingesting poison, I say that's nature weeding out the stupid.
This, it's unfortunate though that the kids have to be collateral.

It's not unfortunate. Parents that do not prevent their kids from accidentally killing themselves shouldn't have been allowed to have kids in the first place.

Furthermore, the parents themselves shouldn't have been born.

That thought process is controversial and easily exploited by megalomaniacs.

Despite that, the logic is sound.

Fucking shit heads that leach off of society shouldn't be allowed to spawn other shit heads.

The problem is, who decides.

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Response to Kids are eating detergent packs. May. 24th, 2012 @ 09:55 PM Reply

At 5/24/12 09:48 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
The problem is, who decides.

I want to see just what the US would be like with you as president.


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