I'm a good person and entertainer to my family and friends and I don't get mixed up in anything I shouldn't, but i'm also almost incapable of taking things seriously and people occasionally assume i'm gay because I don't really date but truth be told I can't find a single girl in my school who isn't predictable and dull. So I guess I need to lower my standards or something.
"So you have blonde highlights in your hair, you hate your parents, and you love to smoke weed and drink booze? Gee you're completely unique and not exactly like every single high school girl ever at all, now if you'll excuse me i'm going to go bang my head into the wall."
Also I can't publicly speak for shit so that's an issue I need to work on.