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my mom in a thong May. 22nd, 2012 @ 07:47 PM Reply

so it was my mom's boyfriend's birthday today. as usual carlos was a total pig. my mom wore a shirt but no pants only a purple thong that creeped up her butt. she gave carlos his cake and seductively told him happy birthday and then i heard the sickest noise ever. a booty clap. she turned around and clapped her booty three times in carlos' face. each clap was like a gunshot to my heart.

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 22nd, 2012 @ 07:48 PM Reply

Your mom sounds like she'd me a freak in the sack.

Also pics?

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 22nd, 2012 @ 07:49 PM Reply

This made me laugh a lot harder than it should have, but nonetheless:

6/10

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 22nd, 2012 @ 07:49 PM Reply

One time I found a bunch of flash pics in my mothers SENT box in her email. She sent them all to my brother too. I don't know what was going on there.

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 22nd, 2012 @ 07:55 PM Reply

I came to this thread expecting pics.

There ain't any pics.

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 22nd, 2012 @ 07:56 PM Reply

Where are the pics?

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 22nd, 2012 @ 07:57 PM Reply

Pics or it didn't happen.

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 22nd, 2012 @ 07:57 PM Reply
At 5/22/12 07:56 PM, KillerSkull wrote: Where are the pics?

I'm gonna laugh if the OP ends up posting a fat woman.

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 22nd, 2012 @ 08:10 PM Reply
At 5/22/12 07:56 PM, KillerSkull wrote: Where are the pics?

Are you sure you want to see them? I got to imagine that those pics are going to be pretty horrible looking, something you can't unsee.

Just stop worrying, and love the bomb.

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 22nd, 2012 @ 08:17 PM Reply

Man up and tell her what you think.
Sure, your mom is also a woman and as one she have needs as well, but that doesn't mean that she can act like a whore in front of her own son.

Do you want a hot coffee?

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 22nd, 2012 @ 08:22 PM Reply

Come on already, we want the damn pics. We're all getting masturbatingly frustrated over here.

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 22nd, 2012 @ 08:26 PM Reply
At 5/22/12 08:10 PM, orangebomb wrote:
At 5/22/12 07:56 PM, KillerSkull wrote: Where are the pics?
Are you sure you want to see them? I got to imagine that those pics are going to be pretty horrible looking, something you can't unsee.

I'll take the risk. Post the pics!

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 22nd, 2012 @ 08:35 PM Reply

thats rly hot

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 22nd, 2012 @ 09:09 PM Reply

And she did this in front of you?

Your mom sounds like trash.

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 22nd, 2012 @ 09:32 PM Reply

Pics now. And you better not disappoint me, son.

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 22nd, 2012 @ 10:35 PM Reply

This is what I was expecting.

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 23rd, 2012 @ 02:18 AM Reply

tell them 2 close thy door XD!

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 23rd, 2012 @ 02:20 AM Reply

we can now call him a brother of newgrounds

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 23rd, 2012 @ 09:04 AM Reply

okay i uploaded a photo of her by the swimming pool on this website. no way was i gonna take a pic while she was in the kitchen you perves http://donchavez.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/pooltime.jpg

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 23rd, 2012 @ 09:17 AM Reply
At 5/23/12 09:04 AM, CloseThyDoor wrote: okay i uploaded a photo of her by the swimming pool on this website. no way was i gonna take a pic while she was in the kitchen you perves http://donchavez.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/pooltime.jpg

seems legit?

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 23rd, 2012 @ 09:38 AM Reply
At 5/23/12 09:04 AM, CloseThyDoor wrote: okay i uploaded a photo of her by the swimming pool on this website. no way was i gonna take a pic while she was in the kitchen you perves http://donchavez.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/pooltime.jpg

Is she single?

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 23rd, 2012 @ 09:43 AM Reply
At 5/23/12 09:04 AM, CloseThyDoor wrote: okay i uploaded a photo of her by the swimming pool on this website. no way was i gonna take a pic while she was in the kitchen you perves http://donchavez.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/pooltime.jpg

Your mom looks pretty nice ,you aren't mad that I told you this right? 6.5/10

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 23rd, 2012 @ 11:08 AM Reply
At 5/23/12 02:18 AM, Halberd wrote: tell them 2 close thy door XD!

you win this thread. hands down.

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 23rd, 2012 @ 11:13 AM Reply

Show pics dude

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 23rd, 2012 @ 11:16 AM Reply
At 5/23/12 09:04 AM, CloseThyDoor wrote: okay i uploaded a photo of her by the swimming pool on this website. no way was i gonna take a pic while she was in the kitchen you perves http://donchavez.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/pooltime.jpg

Trying not to sound like a perv, but your mother is amazingly attractive.

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 23rd, 2012 @ 11:16 AM Reply

Hey, it would probably be worse if your mom was actually attractive. It would be pretty disgusting to see someone good looking who was your own mom. So...I guess in that situation, you really can't win either way? Unless of course, your mom was just average, I guess that might work. I'm lucky I have a mom like that.

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 23rd, 2012 @ 11:30 AM Reply
At 5/22/12 09:09 PM, DickBuns wrote: And she did this in front of you?

Your mom sounds like trash.

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 23rd, 2012 @ 11:37 AM Reply
At 5/23/12 09:17 AM, TapeZgb wrote:
At 5/23/12 09:04 AM, CloseThyDoor wrote: okay i uploaded a photo of her by the swimming pool on this website. no way was i gonna take a pic while she was in the kitchen you perves http://donchavez.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/pooltime.jpg
seems legit?

yeah totally legit bro.

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 23rd, 2012 @ 11:39 AM Reply
At 5/23/12 11:37 AM, All-American-Badass wrote:

oops meant for a link there

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Response to my mom in a thong May. 23rd, 2012 @ 02:14 PM Reply
At 5/23/12 11:37 AM, All-American-Badass wrote:
At 5/23/12 09:17 AM, TapeZgb wrote:
At 5/23/12 09:04 AM, CloseThyDoor wrote: okay i uploaded a photo of her by the swimming pool on this website. no way was i gonna take a pic while she was in the kitchen you perves http://donchavez.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/pooltime.jpg
seems legit?
yeah totally legit bro.

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