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Your own interrogation technique? May. 21st, 2012 @ 09:55 PM Reply

So I was surfing the internets and somehow came across water intoxication.

It's where when you drink too much water, your cells begin to swell, and you will most likely die from the result in your head - your brain swells and pushes against your skull, producing an effect much like if you squeezed on a balloon, only the balloon is filled with brains. As you can imagine, the sensation of having your brains squish against your skull (you will feel this before you die) must be rather unpleasant.

I was thinking - what if when you needed information from someone, (you had to interrogate them) you forced them to drink however much water ( you'd probably have to waterboard them or something to get it down), and then put salt on a table in front of them (they're chained or otherwise can't access it) and informed them that they would die unless they got the salt. I think being informed of how you're going to feel what is basically like an all-brain concussion unless you got the salt. The onset of symptoms - the massive headache, loss of sensory function and whatnot, would seriously add to the panic.

What do you think? Good idea?
Also, think of your own interrogation techniques (make some up!), i wanna hear them for my own sadistic pleasure :3

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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 21st, 2012 @ 10:02 PM Reply

Towel down throat, let it sit till it is partially digested, pul it back out along with stomach lining.

Jack Bauer did it.

Really if you need good torture techniques, just watch 24.


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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 21st, 2012 @ 10:04 PM Reply

At 5/21/12 10:02 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Towel down throat, let it sit till it is partially digested, pul it back out along with stomach lining.

Jack Bauer did it.

Really if you need good torture techniques, just watch 24.

Anything... original?

That's the fun! Make one up.

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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 21st, 2012 @ 10:04 PM Reply

At 5/21/12 10:04 PM, Blysk wrote: Anything... original?

That's the fun! Make one up.

thinking of ways to harm other human beings really isn't that fun

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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 21st, 2012 @ 10:23 PM Reply

Have sex with them and publish it as a porno.


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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 21st, 2012 @ 10:27 PM Reply

chain to wall
put on cristmas with the cranks on rerun
go sleep
come back refreshed and have all answers waiting for you


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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 21st, 2012 @ 10:28 PM Reply

hehehehehe this will be fun i have a little serum that will make them go mad and it makes me seem the voice of reason hehehehe and they will tell me anything


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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 21st, 2012 @ 10:29 PM Reply

At 5/21/12 10:28 PM, pickdon wrote: hehehehehe this will be fun i have a little serum that will make them go mad and it makes me seem the voice of reason hehehehe and they will tell me anything

get a account rename to fbi


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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 21st, 2012 @ 10:30 PM Reply

At 5/21/12 10:29 PM, tox wrote:
At 5/21/12 10:28 PM, pickdon wrote: hehehehehe this will be fun i have a little serum that will make them go mad and it makes me seem the voice of reason hehehehe and they will tell me anything
get a account rename to fbi

do the fbi have a serum that does this, tox?

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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 21st, 2012 @ 10:35 PM Reply

Break a bone for each lie, wait until bones are slightly healed, break again for each lie. Repeat until truth is told.

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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 21st, 2012 @ 10:38 PM Reply

I would spoon with him until he tells the truth or I climax. Whichever is first.

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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 21st, 2012 @ 10:44 PM Reply

Seduce them and hope for the best.


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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 21st, 2012 @ 10:49 PM Reply

Light a match under the balls.
Then when they are burning put ice.

Rip out inner cheeks

Rip off nipples.


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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 21st, 2012 @ 10:53 PM Reply

I'd start with injecting hot water into their blood stream.


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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 21st, 2012 @ 10:54 PM Reply

At 5/21/12 10:30 PM, GhostOfHalloween wrote:

get a account rename to fbi
do the fbi have a serum that does this, tox?

ya they do, its called truth serum and they love the stuff


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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 21st, 2012 @ 10:59 PM Reply

When it comes to interrogation, it is more effective to threaten someone with brutal torture and/or death than to actually torture them.

So I would drag them towards a torture device used in the Spanish Inquisition, as if I was going to throw them in, and they'll be talking in no time.

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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 21st, 2012 @ 11:02 PM Reply

Tickle with a feather at the most sensitive parts of the victim's body.

Non lethal (only if he/she dies from heart attack caused by too much sensitive brain activities) and quick to get information out.

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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 21st, 2012 @ 11:09 PM Reply

At 5/21/12 10:35 PM, Shade wrote: Break a bone for each lie, wait until bones are slightly healed, break again for each lie. Repeat until truth is told.

...
How will you know whether the person is telling the truth?


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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 21st, 2012 @ 11:09 PM Reply

At 5/21/12 10:54 PM, tox wrote:
At 5/21/12 10:30 PM, GhostOfHalloween wrote:

get a account rename to fbi
do the fbi have a serum that does this, tox?
ya they do, its called truth serum and they love the stuff

You know this... How?

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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 21st, 2012 @ 11:55 PM Reply

Waterboard them in an unclean toilet, until they spill the beans.
Either that or cut off their ears and douse them in gas.


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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 22nd, 2012 @ 12:08 AM Reply

My sexy seduction always gets answers.

O yus.

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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 22nd, 2012 @ 12:10 AM Reply

you are fucking retarded

salt causes your body to retain liquids

so they would die even if they got the salt

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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 22nd, 2012 @ 12:13 AM Reply

Bury them alive until they talk.

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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 22nd, 2012 @ 12:22 AM Reply

Water intoxication is feasible. I'd prefer psychological warfare:
Dismembering a interrogee's limb (or a part of it) for each refusal, recording the dismemberment and playing it in front of him the whole day. Returning the next morning and interrogate anew. If the interrogee refuse, repeat the procedure but play the previous dismemberment along. After a week of refusal, fetch an innocent whom the interrogee care about. Repeat the procedure but include the innocent. After another week of refusal, eliminate the innocent. Fetch a group of parents whose children you took hostages. Tell them that their children will be freed when the interrogee answer your questions. Send a child's head for every hour the interrogee refuse to talk. The interrogee will probably die after such a long period, therefore no more techniques are included.


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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 22nd, 2012 @ 12:29 AM Reply

I would peel open their eyelids and make them watch what ever comes on the television. Then I would duct tape a pair of headphones to their head and set the volume hi so that they have to hear and watch what comes on! Muhahahahahhahahahhahaha


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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 22nd, 2012 @ 12:50 AM Reply

Wow, reading that post TC gave me a headache.

As for my idea for torture, make them watch an entire unending marathon of this until they talk.

The show itself, not just the intro.

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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 22nd, 2012 @ 12:59 AM Reply

Remove their eyeball and skull fuck em' till my dick receives the information I need.


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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 22nd, 2012 @ 01:25 AM Reply

Another cult classic is the sissification of men technique. Genius.

How it works; women tie a man up in binding in a chair. The women then apply several layers of foundation in make-up, and place a wig with full blonde curls on his head.

The man has been belittled and degraded enough to want to spill everything he knows, eventually engaging in gossip.

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Response to Your own interrogation technique? May. 22nd, 2012 @ 01:45 AM Reply

Make them play black ops.


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