Skid marks...

[KillerSkull]

It seems like no matter how hard I wipe my ass, I end up getting skid marks on my underwear after a big shit. Does anyone else have this problem?

[Winrar1337]

Never, but I wipe very, very thoroughly. I've got ass-wiping OCD.

[KillerSkull]

At 5/19/12 06:05 PM, Winrar1337 wrote: Never, but I wipe very, very thoroughly. I've got ass-wiping OCD.

That sounds....pretty hot.

[SigmaNoob]

Use baby wipes.

[SigmaNoob]

At 5/19/12 06:14 PM, daethdrain wrote: You guys are something else.

Look who is talkin.

[HipnikDragomir]

Did someone say Skid McMarx?

[Mizzjuicyflava]

Hell no. You may have to use gentle wet wipes to clean your booty better. When work in the nursing home, a lot of residents had that problem. We had to use wet wipes.

[Prinzy2]

You need to take your underwear off before you take a shit first, then wipe thoroughly.

[KillerSkull]

At 5/19/12 06:34 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: You need to take your underwear off before you take a shit first, then wipe thoroughly.

I must admit, that is some pretty good advice you've got there.

[Sense-Offender]

nope, don't have that problem.

[spanishmnm]

You should use toilet paper instead of your hand.

[KillerSkull]

At 5/19/12 06:42 PM, spanishmnm wrote: You should use toilet paper instead of your hand.

I've actually messed up and have gotten shit on my hand before. Let's not revisit that time please.

[PuRpLe-KusH]

At 5/19/12 06:44 PM, KillerSkull wrote:

At 5/19/12 06:42 PM, spanishmnm wrote: You should use toilet paper instead of your hand.

I've actually messed up and have gotten shit on my hand before. Let's not revisit that time please.

Did you smell yor hand after to confirm if actually got on your hand ?

its what all the normal kids do

[kazumazkan]

where colored undies hint black ones

[TheMajormel]

At 5/19/12 06:01 PM, KillerSkull wrote: It seems like no matter how hard I wipe my ass, I end up getting skid marks on my underwear after a big shit. Does anyone else have this problem?

... AT least I'm not alone.

[Boomstick]

At 5/19/12 06:42 PM, spanishmnm wrote: You should use toilet paper instead of your hand.

True men wipe with their hands, and fling it at their enemies.

[AlphaCentauri]

At 5/19/12 06:05 PM, Winrar1337 wrote: Never, but I wipe very, very thoroughly. I've got ass-wiping OCD.

Yeah thats fine if you like having a bloody, scabby asshole. LOL

I always just poo before I shower. Then I shower. Poo goes down drain and we're golden.

[brokenrecord6299]

I used to have that problem when I was a little kid, but I don't anymore.

Even though I still don't wipe.

[Lionelion]

stop wiping yourself with sandpaper

[TotalN]

At 5/20/12 12:47 AM, Lionelion wrote: stop wiping yourself with sandpaper

That's only going to chafe your ass off, and that won't be a pretty sight.

[Entice]

I've never had that problem.

Are you fat? Do you eat a lot?

That's probably why.

[yurgenburgen]

You should keep that whole area completely shaved like I do. It makes cleaning it a lot easier and more efficient.

If you get any stubborn shit that won't go away, wet a lump of toilet paper and wash it off, then dry it with dry paper.

[DM692]

>fart gently
>remove pants
>sit on toilet
>shit

Game over, you win

[Sensationalism]

You need some wetness.

[Suprememessage]

Just do what I do, it's the obvious solution.

Don't wear underwear.

[yurgenburgen]

At 5/20/12 01:15 AM, AnonymousOfCali wrote: How do you go about this, as I do not have eyes in my buttcheeks

You're asking me how to shave your arse?

When you're in the shower, put one foot on the side of the bath or wherever, use your left hand to stretch your buttcheeks apart while keeping your genitals held up against your stomach, and lean forward so you can see what you're doing.

Or, get a mirror.

[Chocomilk]

At 5/20/12 01:55 AM, DM692 wrote: >fart gently
>remove pants
>sit on toilet
>shit

Game over, you win

My favorite game on here.

[camobch0]

I wear black underwear so my skid marks are invisible

[Boss]

that is FUCKING disGUSTING

[dogpup4]

This is a new low, we're essentially teaching OP how to wipe his fucking arse which everyone knew from age 3.