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Skid marks... May. 19th, 2012 @ 06:01 PM Reply

It seems like no matter how hard I wipe my ass, I end up getting skid marks on my underwear after a big shit. Does anyone else have this problem?


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Response to Skid marks... May. 19th, 2012 @ 06:05 PM Reply

Never, but I wipe very, very thoroughly. I've got ass-wiping OCD.


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Response to Skid marks... May. 19th, 2012 @ 06:09 PM Reply

At 5/19/12 06:05 PM, Winrar1337 wrote: Never, but I wipe very, very thoroughly. I've got ass-wiping OCD.

That sounds....pretty hot.


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Response to Skid marks... May. 19th, 2012 @ 06:12 PM Reply

Use baby wipes.


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Response to Skid marks... May. 19th, 2012 @ 06:17 PM Reply

At 5/19/12 06:14 PM, daethdrain wrote: You guys are something else.

Look who is talkin.


Hey man, hows it goin?

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Response to Skid marks... May. 19th, 2012 @ 06:32 PM Reply

Did someone say Skid McMarx?

Skid marks...


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Response to Skid marks... May. 19th, 2012 @ 06:34 PM Reply

Hell no. You may have to use gentle wet wipes to clean your booty better. When work in the nursing home, a lot of residents had that problem. We had to use wet wipes.


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Response to Skid marks... May. 19th, 2012 @ 06:34 PM Reply

You need to take your underwear off before you take a shit first, then wipe thoroughly.


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Response to Skid marks... May. 19th, 2012 @ 06:36 PM Reply

At 5/19/12 06:34 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: You need to take your underwear off before you take a shit first, then wipe thoroughly.

I must admit, that is some pretty good advice you've got there.


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Response to Skid marks... May. 19th, 2012 @ 06:40 PM Reply

nope, don't have that problem.


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Response to Skid marks... May. 19th, 2012 @ 06:42 PM Reply

You should use toilet paper instead of your hand.


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Response to Skid marks... May. 19th, 2012 @ 06:44 PM Reply

At 5/19/12 06:42 PM, spanishmnm wrote: You should use toilet paper instead of your hand.

I've actually messed up and have gotten shit on my hand before. Let's not revisit that time please.


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Response to Skid marks... May. 19th, 2012 @ 07:12 PM Reply

At 5/19/12 06:44 PM, KillerSkull wrote:
At 5/19/12 06:42 PM, spanishmnm wrote: You should use toilet paper instead of your hand.
I've actually messed up and have gotten shit on my hand before. Let's not revisit that time please.

Did you smell yor hand after to confirm if actually got on your hand ?

its what all the normal kids do

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Response to Skid marks... May. 19th, 2012 @ 08:35 PM Reply

where colored undies hint black ones


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Response to Skid marks... May. 19th, 2012 @ 09:06 PM Reply

At 5/19/12 06:01 PM, KillerSkull wrote: It seems like no matter how hard I wipe my ass, I end up getting skid marks on my underwear after a big shit. Does anyone else have this problem?

... AT least I'm not alone.


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Response to Skid marks... May. 19th, 2012 @ 09:13 PM Reply

At 5/19/12 06:42 PM, spanishmnm wrote: You should use toilet paper instead of your hand.

True men wipe with their hands, and fling it at their enemies.


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Response to Skid marks... May. 19th, 2012 @ 11:54 PM Reply

At 5/19/12 06:05 PM, Winrar1337 wrote: Never, but I wipe very, very thoroughly. I've got ass-wiping OCD.

Yeah thats fine if you like having a bloody, scabby asshole. LOL

I always just poo before I shower. Then I shower. Poo goes down drain and we're golden.


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Response to Skid marks... May. 20th, 2012 @ 12:28 AM Reply

I used to have that problem when I was a little kid, but I don't anymore.

Even though I still don't wipe.

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Response to Skid marks... May. 20th, 2012 @ 12:47 AM Reply

stop wiping yourself with sandpaper

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Response to Skid marks... May. 20th, 2012 @ 12:50 AM Reply

At 5/20/12 12:47 AM, Lionelion wrote: stop wiping yourself with sandpaper

That's only going to chafe your ass off, and that won't be a pretty sight.


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Response to Skid marks... May. 20th, 2012 @ 12:52 AM Reply

I've never had that problem.

Are you fat? Do you eat a lot?

That's probably why.

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Response to Skid marks... May. 20th, 2012 @ 01:14 AM Reply

You should keep that whole area completely shaved like I do. It makes cleaning it a lot easier and more efficient.

If you get any stubborn shit that won't go away, wet a lump of toilet paper and wash it off, then dry it with dry paper.

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Response to Skid marks... May. 20th, 2012 @ 01:55 AM Reply

>fart gently
>remove pants
>sit on toilet
>shit

Game over, you win

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Response to Skid marks... May. 20th, 2012 @ 01:57 AM Reply

You need some wetness.


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Response to Skid marks... May. 20th, 2012 @ 02:05 AM Reply

Just do what I do, it's the obvious solution.

Don't wear underwear.

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Response to Skid marks... May. 20th, 2012 @ 02:10 AM Reply

At 5/20/12 01:15 AM, AnonymousOfCali wrote: How do you go about this, as I do not have eyes in my buttcheeks

You're asking me how to shave your arse?

When you're in the shower, put one foot on the side of the bath or wherever, use your left hand to stretch your buttcheeks apart while keeping your genitals held up against your stomach, and lean forward so you can see what you're doing.

Or, get a mirror.

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Response to Skid marks... May. 20th, 2012 @ 03:44 AM Reply

At 5/20/12 01:55 AM, DM692 wrote: >fart gently
>remove pants
>sit on toilet
>shit

Game over, you win

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Response to Skid marks... May. 20th, 2012 @ 12:06 PM Reply

I wear black underwear so my skid marks are invisible


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Response to Skid marks... May. 20th, 2012 @ 12:23 PM Reply

that is FUCKING disGUSTING


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Response to Skid marks... May. 20th, 2012 @ 01:24 PM Reply

This is a new low, we're essentially teaching OP how to wipe his fucking arse which everyone knew from age 3.


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