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Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 04:32:10 Reply

Don't they just fucking piss you off?!

they are turning the U.S into a police state fucking hell its just so fucking useless why do we need all this high security and i swear those mother fuckers are actually against us and just want to piss us off and cause trouble to good people like me (just because i smoke weed and wear a hoodie and like rap dosnt make me a fucking terrorist or drug dealer fuck you tsa)

has anyone else just had enough of this absolute corruption?

whats more is that they are lying to us and trying to make us feel fear by telling us blatant lies like this: http://rt.com/news/al-qaeda-implant-bomb-151/

and even if that WAS true who fucken cares? it doesn't matter to me

i have places 2 go and freedoms 2 have man i dont need no tsa giving me shit and telling me about mythical terrorists


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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 04:42:18 Reply

TSA = failed cops.

That's it that's all.

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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 05:32:57 Reply

At 5/17/12 04:42 AM, Gambit wrote: TSA = failed cops.

That's it that's all.

that is very true

full body scanners need to be taken out of airports and tsa needs to stop interfering with my freedom

freedom is something that is slowly being sucked out of the u.s by the liberals and the zionist illuminati government

sometimes i just want to say my opinions (abortion, euthanasia and homosexuality is satanic, white nationalism rules etc.) without people taking my freedom away and criticizing me

this is why ron paul should be elected 2012 he is not on the Zionist payroll and also most importantly he wants to legalize marijuana, which is probly the greatest thing a president has ever done really


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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 05:35:09 Reply

At 5/17/12 04:42 AM, Gambit wrote: TSA = failed cops.

That's it that's all.

in fact that is probably too light on them i mean even the cops themselves should just fuck off

read phantox's threads he is a smart guy and can explain mroe on this issue


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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 06:35:02 Reply

If you want freedom so bad, go to Somalia.

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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 06:43:42 Reply

At 5/17/12 04:32 AM, Halberd wrote: just because i smoke weed and wear a hoodie and like rap dosnt make me a drug dealer fuck

It think that's a totally reasonable assumption for them to make. Weed is a drug.


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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 06:47:20 Reply

This may seem a bit retarded of me but. They can put bombs in people now? The fuck?

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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 07:41:13 Reply

At 5/17/12 06:47 AM, SteelChair wrote: This may seem a bit retarded of me but. They can put bombs in people now? The fuck?

No they can't its a lie from the TSA to make us want to use their illuminati / zionist funded body scanners and security bullshittery for some nefarious reason (i can't think of a reason right now but it sure is dastardly and makes sense)


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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 07:45:31 Reply

Well, I've only been through a TSA checkpoint once before during a trip to Hollywood with my father. The worst of it was that my father was randomly selected to be frisked, mainly because he had a little metal all-purpose knife that he had forgotten about in his pocket and he had to turn it over to them. Everything was fine other than that.

I suppose it would be more problematic for a person that does a lot of flying, but considering that was my first time both dealing with the TSA, and flying in general, I thought it wasn't that bad.


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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 08:30:40 Reply

It's funny because airport security should be private for each airline and not run by the federal government.

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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 09:55:09 Reply

At 5/17/12 04:32 AM, Halberd wrote: just because i smoke weed and wear a hoodie and like rap dosnt make me a fucking terrorist or drug dealer

No, that makes you a douche bag.


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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 09:59:11 Reply

At 5/17/12 09:28 AM, Natick wrote: 15, Male

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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 11:04:18 Reply

At 5/17/12 04:32 AM, Halberd wrote: whats more is that they are lying to us and trying to make us feel fear by telling us blatant lies like this: http://rt.com/news/al-qaeda-implant-bomb-151/

Ugh, that's pretty damn unsettling.

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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 11:24:03 Reply

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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 11:34:41 Reply

I agree the TSA needs to be abolished. That agency feels to need to do invasive pat downs on toddlers for the sake of "safety" and indiscriminately try to strip search random people. i ain't gonna be flying again till the TSA is done with.

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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 11:36:14 Reply

You lost me with your conspiracy-laced crackpot posts.

Then again, smoking weed can do that to you.


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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 11:52:22 Reply

Yes, I know how much this country's airports suck. Every time I go somewhere with my PS3 in my backpack, they get all paranoid about it as if it's a bomb. You people need to chill the fuck out.


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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 15:01:38 Reply

On one hand, I'd like Murrica to be safe from bombs. On the other hand, the TSA seems too paranoid. Can't really be too careful nowadays though. The full body scanners are definitely a violation of privacy, shouldn't be too bad unless you have.. insecurities.


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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 15:17:25 Reply

At 5/17/12 04:32 AM, Halberd wrote: Don't they just fucking piss you off?!

they are turning the U.S into a police state fucking hell its just so fucking useless why do we need all this high security and i swear those mother fuckers are actually against us and just want to piss us off and cause trouble to good people like me

I really hate the TSA. I actually try to avoid flying just to avoid the pat downs and three hour waiting time.


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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 15:26:01 Reply

Yeah you take it for granted because a national tragedy hasn't happened here in years.,gee I wonder why. Bag checking is necessary, body scanners are necessary, unless they're harassing you quit whining.


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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 15:27:35 Reply

You have the choice not to fly.

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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 15:44:23 Reply

At 5/17/12 03:26 PM, II2none wrote: Yeah you take it for granted because a national tragedy hasn't happened here in years.,gee I wonder why. Bag checking is necessary, body scanners are necessary, unless they're harassing you quit whining.

That's the thing though. the TSA does harass you.

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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 16:30:08 Reply

Why would bombs surgically be inserted into terrorists' bodies? Isn't it easier to shove the thing up the guy's ass?

Call it Semtex Suppositories, C4 Craps, PETN Poop, Turd TNT, whatever. But yeah, terrorists are working on more sophisticated methods of attack.

Also, it is my understanding that we need to monitor toilets, both public and private, for security purposes. Do you have seatbelts equipped on any of your toilets yet?


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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 16:35:55 Reply

At 5/17/12 03:44 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:
That's the thing though. the TSA does harass you.

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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 17:52:17 Reply

At 5/17/12 11:36 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: You lost me with your conspiracy-laced crackpot posts.

Then again, smoking weed can do that to you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on. He's not serious. That's all sarcasm.

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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 20:02:50 Reply

Honestly can't tell if trolling.

At 5/17/12 04:32 AM, Halberd wrote: Don't they just fucking piss you off?!

No, not really.

they are turning the U.S into a police state fucking hell its just so fucking useless why do we need all this high security and i swear those mother fuckers are actually against us and just want to piss us off and cause trouble to good people like me (just because i smoke weed and wear a hoodie and like rap dosnt make me a fucking terrorist or drug dealer fuck you tsa)

I didn't know the airport TSA's authority extended past the airport.

has anyone else just had enough of this absolute corruption?

Nope.

whats more is that they are lying to us and trying to make us feel fear by telling us blatant lies like this: http://rt.com/news/al-qaeda-implant-bomb-151/

Lying? No, they've been doing that for years.

and even if that WAS true who fucken cares? it doesn't matter to me

I'm sure if you got caught on a plane held up by a man with a bomb in his colon, you would care. It does matter to you, and it matters to everybody flying.

i have places 2 go and freedoms 2 have man i dont need no tsa giving me shit and telling me about mythical terrorists

Oh, yes, I'm sorry, I forgot about the clause in the bill of rights that specifies the right to free flight. Those terrorists aren't mythical either. You're just stupid.


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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 20:14:37 Reply

I don't care about them frisking me or making me get in front of the naked scanner. I've flown several times the last 2 years and through major airports. The worst that happened during security screening is they asked me to take off my cardigan which I was mostly wearing to cover my boobs. So they got to see some cleavage.

Now, what DID piss me off, is at one airport, someone went through my checked luggage, NOT carry on and took some lotion and other cosmetics. It wasn't breaking any rules. It was checked. and they didn't leave a note saying they took it, I just got to my destination and said "wtf, where are my cosmetics???"

bastards.

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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 20:29:49 Reply

The TSA's main goals (trying to keep the flying public safe) may be laudable, but I can't say the same thing about the ways in which they go about trying to achieve those goals.

I especially hate the ban on large amounts of liquids and aerosols in carry-ons. The last time I flew, nearly a year ago, I had 2 unopened bottles of vitamin water and a large can of Lysol confiscated by the TSA even though I was fully cognizant of the ban which had already been in place for a long time. My flight was booked last minute due to a bus lateness disaster, and I wasn't really intending on flying in my original plan. The 3-1-1 rule for carry-ons should be thrown out--it makes more sense to just check all liquids for explosive elements. How much or how little of each liquid there is shouldn't be relevant.

Some of the other prohibited carry-on items don't make much sense either, like lacrosse sticks for instance. Who the fuck can take over a plane with that? If you people were flight attendants, would any of you piss yourselves if I threatened you with a lacrosse stick and said, "MOVE OVER BITCH--I WANT TO SEE THE CAPTAIN"?

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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 21:53:36 Reply

I dont really have a problem with the TSA, ive never had any issues with em. I travel light, i dont bring lotions shampoo or whatever, i probably still wouldnt even if it was allowed. I just buy it when i get there and leave it in the hotel. My only annoyance with the customs officials is how they treat you going in and out of the country. That goes for the US and beyond. They cant just be respectful, they have to make it an absolute negative experience. I've never been turned around before but i know people who have, they seem to make that judgement call purely on what mood they are in.

Which is unfortunate, considering you are fucking going into that country to spend alot of money. I am not suprised people are so turned off to flying. You have the TSA groping you and the customs agents who you have to pray you get someone in a decent mood when countries rely on the tourism industry to generate revenue.

The only countries ive had no problems getting in and out with have been iceland, japan, china, slovenia, ireland and australia and holland. England, USA and Canada are all pricks 100% of the time.


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Response to Fuck You U.s Airports / Tsa 2012-05-17 23:18:18 Reply

I'd rather be groped for a second than have the plane I was flying in rammed into a building.

But hey, to each their own.