My god... I think people are attempting to be witty. Had I known as simple miss-post would have caused such an incredible stir I wouldn't have fuckin bothered. Since such a drama has been caused and I have made such an impact on your incredibly interesting and perfect little lives I shall make my statement.
No, I didn't read the rules. I was, however, polite and friendly in my original post. I wasn't abusive, didn't call anyone a "Dumb Shit" nor troll on anyone. Which is what posting on forums is all about, eh? So, I didn't put my post in the right thread, how about you move it? Or delete it?
Want an apology? Hows that?
I ApexMACHINE apologise, sincerely, for breaking the rules and will further better myself by taking the time to study your forum before posting. I will henceforth agree that should any future misdemeanour happen during my time as a NG member that I will take my own balls and cut them off. I shall of course cover all the bases by putting said members onto a canvas and painting the word shame a thousand times. Said image will then be uploaded for the NG community in which they can vote it down and comment on how crap it is.
Will that suffice? I tried really hard.