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Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 04:04 AM Reply

I read a rumor that these too characters met in JLA/Avengers. Is it true these two characters met and fought, and if so, who won?:

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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 10:40 AM Reply

coming from someone who really, really hates DC, Wonder Woman would win that fight without any effort at all.
Wolverine's best asset is his rapid healing ability, and she could likely annihilate him before he had the chance to utilize it. as far as I've been told, her super strength is nearly divine.

based on a quick google search though, I couldn't find anything that suggested these two have ever met up in a crossover. everything I saw was nothing more than fan speculation.


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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 10:50 AM Reply

At 5/12/12 10:40 AM, zag wrote:

:Wonder Woman would win that fight without any effort at all.

Wolverine's best asset is his rapid healing ability, and she could likely annihilate him before he had the chance to utilize it. as far as I've been told, her super strength is nearly divine.

She could easily take his head off- he can't grow a new head.

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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 10:52 AM Reply

At 5/12/12 10:50 AM, ngman7 wrote: She could easily take his head off- he can't grow a new head.

o.o

in not so many words, I believe that is what I just said.


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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 10:55 AM Reply

At 5/12/12 10:43 AM, Protagonist wrote: Wolverine rips off her clothes with his claws and then they violently XXXX on the ground,...

Seriously- the the HELL is WRONG with you?

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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 10:58 AM Reply

At 5/12/12 10:56 AM, Protagonist wrote:
At 5/12/12 10:55 AM, ngman7 wrote:
At 5/12/12 10:43 AM, Protagonist wrote: Wolverine rips off her clothes with his claws and then they violently XXXX on the ground,...
Seriously- the the HELL is WRONG with you?
I'm an atheist. Sorry, my godless ways just make me so angry and filled with hate and wrath.

I mean- I want to keep this a PG-rated thread at most. What the HELL are you doing?

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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 11:04 AM Reply

At 5/12/12 10:50 AM, ngman7 wrote: She could easily take his head off- he can't grow a new head.

That might depend on the construction of his exoskeleton. I'm willing to bet his spine is encased in linked adamantium plates.

Now that said, Wonder Woman does have the unbreakable lasso. She can use that to immobilize him.

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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 11:06 AM Reply

At 5/12/12 11:00 AM, Protagonist wrote:
All I'm saying is, it's a chain reaction. With those claws hes going to rip off her skin tight clothes if they're fighting, no way around that. Once that happens, his primal man instincts will tell him to get it on with that hot piece. What do you expect? It happens ALL THE TIME.

He's fought villainesses without falling into a fit of passion.

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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 11:17 AM Reply

At 5/12/12 10:43 AM, Protagonist wrote: Wolverine rips off her clothes with his claws and then they violently fuck on the ground, ending with wolverine busting a load on her chest. As he walks away she tells him she loves to, to which he reluctantly replies "I love you too". But then she uses her lasso of truth, find out hes lying and rips off his head.

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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 11:18 AM Reply

At 5/12/12 11:06 AM, ngman7 wrote:
At 5/12/12 11:00 AM, Protagonist wrote: With those claws hes going to rip off her skin tight clothes if they're fighting, no way around that. Once that happens, his primal man instincts will tell him to get it on with that hot piece. What do you expect? It happens ALL THE TIME.
He's fought villainesses without falling into a fit of passion.

But Wonder Woman is hot, so Wolverine would fuck her. Quite forcefully, I would imagine.

Let's just hope she's not into being fingered.

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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 11:32 AM Reply

At 5/12/12 11:18 AM, Scarface wrote:
But Wonder Woman is hot,

I never thought she was hot.

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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 11:54 AM Reply

Wolverine because Wonder woman is a shitty superhero from the 40's or some shit who has no relevance anymore. She has an invisible airplane and a lasso, how fucking lame is that? Who uses a lasso? It's amazing that people can still take such an outdated character seriously.

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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 12:48 PM Reply

Wolverine would easily tear her face off before she could even use the lasso, then he would probably vaginally rape her with one of his retractable claws.

Instant kill.

Too easy

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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 12:51 PM Reply

Hmmmm, an amazon versus a mutant with metal claws and healing factor.
Seem hard, I'm sure they will end up having sex.


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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 01:04 PM Reply

Being that I've read Wolverine and Wonder Woman comics, I'm going to have to go with Wolverine.

Wonder Woman has strength and her lasso. Wolverine has his claws, healing, plus his insides are like some super strong unbreakable metal.

One quick swipe from Wolverine could be the end of it right there. But I'm guessing WW could put up a fight. She did kill Medusa once. Plus she has killed alot before, but so has Wolverine, so that wouldn't be a big thing.

Although Wolverine is alot more aggressive, her morals could kick in, and he rips off her clothes and violently fingers her to death.


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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 01:06 PM Reply

Am I the only one who doesn't give an single ounce of fuck over comic book heroes?


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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 01:09 PM Reply

At 5/12/12 01:06 PM, CritcalOne wrote: Am I the only one who doesn't give an single ounce of fuck over comic book heroes?

Yes, sadly.


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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 01:17 PM Reply

Wonder Woman, but only because she is an over powered uninteresting character.


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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 01:20 PM Reply

At 5/12/12 01:09 PM, spanishmnm wrote:
At 5/12/12 01:06 PM, CritcalOne wrote: Am I the only one who doesn't give an single ounce of fuck over comic book heroes?
Yes, sadly.

I second this notion.


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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 01:28 PM Reply

Wolverine has beat the shit out of overpowered guys like Juggernaut or Apocalypse. An amazon wouldn't be a problem to him.


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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 03:43 PM Reply

Wolverine has been with many ladies.


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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 03:52 PM Reply

Are we forgetting wolverine took on Hulk and still survived?


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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 04:01 PM Reply

At 5/12/12 01:04 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: Wonder Woman has strength and her lasso. Wolverine has his claws, healing, plus his insides are like some super strong unbreakable metal.

Wonder Woman's gauntlets and lasso are also indestructible, if i remember correctly. She's also likely to be more agile than Wolverine, so I'd say it's a fairly even matchup despite the healing factor.

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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 05:24 PM Reply

At 5/12/12 12:51 PM, spanishmnm wrote: Hmmmm, an amazon versus a mutant with metal claws and healing factor.
Seem hard, I'm sure they will end up having sex.

I DOUBT THAT- she'd probably be TURNED OFF by his SMELL.

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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 05:26 PM Reply

At 5/12/12 03:43 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Wolverine has been with many ladies.

WHO CARES? THIS ISN'T A SEX THREAD.

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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 05:27 PM Reply

Wonder Woman would be calling Wolverine all the time. Sending him love poetry.


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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 06:18 PM Reply

At 5/12/12 05:27 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Wonder Woman would be calling Wolverine all the time. Sending him love poetry.

THIS IS A CROSSOVER COMIC BOOK FIGHT THREAD- NOT SOME COMIC BOOK PORN THREAD. STOP TURNING THIS THREAD INTO A SMUT THREAD.

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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 06:30 PM Reply

At 5/12/12 10:56 AM, Protagonist wrote:
At 5/12/12 10:55 AM, ngman7 wrote:
At 5/12/12 10:43 AM, Protagonist wrote: Wolverine rips off her clothes with his claws and then they violently XXXX on the ground,...
Seriously- the the HELL is WRONG with you?
I'm an atheist. Sorry, my godless ways just make me so angry and filled with hate and wrath.

You area GODLESS HEATHEN. THIS IS NOT A PORN THREAD.

It is WRITTEN- "Food for the stomach and the stomach for food"--but God will destroy them both. The body is not meant for sexual immorality, but for the Lord, and the Lord for the body. - 1 Corin. 6:13

It is ALSO WRITTEN to FLEE SEXUAL IMMORALITY.

Stop POLLUTING THIS THREAD WITH YOUR GARBAGE.

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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 06:47 PM Reply

What ever happened to Wonder Woman's invisible jet?


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Response to Wolverine vs. Wonder Woman May. 12th, 2012 @ 06:48 PM Reply

At 5/12/12 06:18 PM, ngman7 wrote:
At 5/12/12 05:27 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Wonder Woman would be calling Wolverine all the time. Sending him love poetry.
THIS IS A CROSSOVER COMIC BOOK FIGHT THREAD- NOT SOME COMIC BOOK PORN THREAD. STOP TURNING THIS THREAD INTO A SMUT THREAD.

love poetry is porn

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