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How do mermaids... 2012-05-10 23:35:36 Reply

Reproduce? I see no such reproductive organs on them. Their lower halves are just fish tails.
So how do they do it?

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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-10 23:38:13 Reply

Like regular fish one lays eggs and the male jacks off all over the eggs.

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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-10 23:39:21 Reply

Well as futurama explained it....

At 5/10/12 11:38 PM, ih8dude wrote: Like regular fish one lays eggs and the male jacks off all over the eggs.

Oh? Well yeah kinda like that.


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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-10 23:41:30 Reply

Their genitalia would be hidden under a sleeve of their fishy half, and could come out whenever they needed to get their freak on. Or they would just free ball it out like a boss. This anatomy thing kinda helps paint a picture.
Hypothetically speaking, of course.

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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-10 23:46:11 Reply

At 5/10/12 11:35 PM, Lionelion wrote: Reproduce? I see no such reproductive organs on them. Their lower halves are just fish tails.
So how do they do it?

I WILL NOT give you mermaid pron

dude, its a fish. There are organs there.

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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-10 23:48:31 Reply

At 5/10/12 11:46 PM, TruBluFoxx wrote: I WILL NOT give you mermaid pron

Well shit, if that's the case: Lionelion, I'l PM you a buncha pics if you want.

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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-10 23:51:05 Reply

At 5/10/12 11:38 PM, ih8dude wrote: Like regular fish one lays eggs and the male jacks off all over the eggs.

That comes to the second question: How do male fish jack off?

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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-10 23:56:26 Reply

At 5/10/12 11:48 PM, Klobb17 wrote:
At 5/10/12 11:46 PM, TruBluFoxx wrote: I WILL NOT give you mermaid pron
Well shit, if that's the case: Lionelion, I'l PM you a buncha pics if you want.

That sounds great

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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-11 00:00:16 Reply

They reproduce asexually.

Genders aren't a factor.


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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-11 00:21:37 Reply

At 5/11/12 12:00 AM, NightOwlRoost wrote: They reproduce asexually.

Genders aren't a factor.

Have you never watched robot chicken? That's how the mermaid species went extinct. Doy.
They obviously reproduce like a fish, the females are fertilized by the males and lay their eggs in a safe location away from any predators.


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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-11 00:22:51 Reply

Mermaids lay eggs like fish.


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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-11 00:23:15 Reply

At 5/11/12 12:21 AM, MrRager wrote:
They obviously reproduce like a fish, the females are fertilized by the males and lay their eggs in a safe location away from any predators.

Where do they lay there eggs from, outta there ass?


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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-11 00:26:10 Reply

Like scorpions.


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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-11 00:29:17 Reply

At 5/10/12 11:35 PM, Lionelion wrote: Reproduce? I see no such reproductive organs on them. Their lower halves are just fish tails.
So how do they do it?

They have a Cloaca, that's how they do it.

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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-11 00:33:05 Reply

At 5/11/12 12:23 AM, NightOwlRoost wrote:
At 5/11/12 12:21 AM, MrRager wrote:
They obviously reproduce like a fish, the females are fertilized by the males and lay their eggs in a safe location away from any predators.
Where do they lay there eggs from, outta there ass?

No, it collects on the outside of them, like if you were to hang a bag of balls on your neck or something.


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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-11 00:34:02 Reply

At 5/11/12 12:33 AM, MrRager wrote:
No, it collects on the outside of them, like if you were to hang a bag of balls on your neck or something.

Nasty image in my mind, but yeah I get it.


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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-11 00:36:37 Reply

At 5/11/12 12:34 AM, NightOwlRoost wrote:
At 5/11/12 12:33 AM, MrRager wrote:
No, it collects on the outside of them, like if you were to hang a bag of balls on your neck or something.
Nasty image in my mind, but yeah I get it.

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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-11 00:59:30 Reply

Mermaids should be able to to have legs when they are on land.


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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-11 03:17:37 Reply

However you choose to imagine since they don't exist.


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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-11 03:38:58 Reply

Okay, I think that we've pretty much established that mermaids piss out eggs for men to fertilize.

But what if the mermaids can't breath air? The real question is, is it possible to hold your breath for the amount of time it would take to ejaculate on the fish eggs?


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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-11 04:22:15 Reply

At 5/10/12 11:35 PM, Lionelion wrote: Reproduce? I see no such reproductive organs on them. Their lower halves are just fish tails.
So how do they do it?

Either they lay eggs, like fish and the male dumps his load over them (weird fetish), or like aquatic mammals (dolphins, orcas, porpoises and whales), they have sex. Their organs are hidden away within, to protect them, until actually needed for copulation.

As if Disney was going to draw Ariel's clam.


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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-11 04:23:34 Reply

Mermaids dont exist. A durrrrr.

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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-11 04:25:36 Reply

At 5/11/12 03:38 AM, Chocomilk wrote: Okay, I think that we've pretty much established that mermaids piss out eggs for men to fertilize.

How did "we" establish this, exactly? I posted something completely different (and much more sex-friendly) from these egg-laying ideas.

But what if the mermaids can't breath air? The real question is, is it possible to hold your breath for the amount of time it would take to ejaculate on the fish eggs?

Mermaids would use their gills to filter oxygen underwater, and breathe air like normal humans above water. So them bitches can come to us if they want babies.

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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-11 13:28:26 Reply

They don't get mad when when you call going down on them 'eating some sushi', so any way if fine with me.

I'd like to think they lay some eggs somewhere, then swim over to some popular resort, orally satisfy some lucky tourists, then swim back to their egg lair to spit it out all over their eggs.

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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-11 13:47:32 Reply

i hope this will answer

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006050206571


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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-11 13:51:33 Reply

This is the whole new level of porn... Fish Porn!

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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-11 13:56:33 Reply

Oh yesh fish pr0nz

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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-11 14:08:14 Reply

Dey geet it own!!! wat yu meen how do dey produc? fukin dumass!!!


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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-11 14:14:54 Reply

Maybe they asexually reproduce.


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Response to How do mermaids... 2012-05-11 14:30:55 Reply

They don't and thats why they dont exist anymore cause they failed at reproducing.


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