How Asians Cheat On Tests

[Dslash]

I now reveal the secret on how asians always seem to get A +'s on their tests. Them tiny eyes do help.
Also, I should get some guiness world record for one of the smallest non-microscopic handwritings out there.
*note: This is for a english exam. :D

[BasedBubbus]

Dumbest form of cheating I've ever seen. You're an embarrassment to your tiny, slanty eyed ancestors.

[Dslash]

At 5/10/12 06:58 PM, Dew wrote: Those are just definitions to words...?

Moreof. It's just more of an example. :I Should have used a smaller paper and not a pen. Usually, I can get it to be the size of a fourth of my palm ,and double sided.

[GoryBlizzard]

Almost everyone cheats like that at some point in their lives, Asian or not. I did just once in 4th grade, and unfortunately my teacher caught me.

[Wegra]

I can actually read a bit of it. Hmmm

[IAmCrystalHeights]

You goddamn Asians.

Oh wait..

[DoctorStrongbad]

That is your best idea od how to cheat? Your going to get caught.

[Zirocket-8]

dafuq did i just read

[Scarface]

I do that all the time in math or science. I'll put a slip of paper in between my calculator and calculator case with a few formulas written on it.

[DoctorStrongbad]

You need to start cheating digitally.

[Sevkat]

At 5/10/12 06:54 PM, Dslash wrote: Them tiny eyes do help.

You'd think that'd restrict your view, not help it.
Then again, you can't really blind a chinaman without putting a windshield in front of him.

[TheMajormel]

At 5/10/12 06:54 PM, Dslash wrote: *note: This is for a english exam. :D

.... but english is easy.

[DevinArcane]

I was under the impression they used their magnificent minds to memorize the answers.

[DarkMatter]

lol you can't even remember what valiant means? You aren't asian sorry.

[4761]

beguile - to deceive or cheat

lol

[Suprememessage]

I've never cheated, my academic memory is astounding yet I fail to recall what I had for breakfast this morning, sad really.

[Boss]

dude are you cheating on a 3rd grade level vocabulary test??????????????????????????????????????????????????/

[Suprememessage]

At 5/10/12 09:57 PM, Boss wrote: dude are you cheating on a 3rd grade level vocabulary test??????????????????????????????????????????????????/

I thought 3rd grade was harder than that.

[NorskeDrittsekk]

I never cheat in my life. All great results are based on study hard, coffee/tea, confident and patient. Although I failed first year in university once, in my whole life.

[ohbombuh]

Nice guess, but no. Their eyes come with a thin lens inside that shows the correct answers in red.

[i-am-ghey]

unlike the western counterpart, it is impossible to cheat in most tests in asia because examiners don't like setting standard questions.

when i did my a levels here, about 80% of the problems are new to me. even if you bring in a formula sheet, you will still not be able to solve the problems if you don't have the thinking skills.

how different subjects are taught and how things are assessed in western countries are retarded.

[PuRpLe-KusH]

It would be easier to write the answers on the back of your eyelids so you can see them when you close your eyes

[Idiot-Finder]

At 5/10/12 06:54 PM, Dslash wrote: I now reveal the secret on how asians always seem to get A +'s on their tests. Them tiny eyes do help.

I could think up a world to describe how old this joke have gotten.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 5/10/12 11:55 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 5/10/12 06:54 PM, Dslash wrote: I now reveal the secret on how asians always seem to get A +'s on their tests. Them tiny eyes do help.

I couldn't think up a word to describe how old this joke have gotten.

Careless mistake is a careless mistake.

Just as annoying.

[RandomRoarness]

At 5/10/12 07:02 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: Almost everyone cheats like that at some point in their lives, Asian or not. I did just once in 4th grade, and unfortunately my teacher caught me.

Lucky I didn't get caught.....though I had still failed. "There", "Their" and "They're". Such enemies to a 1st grader at the time.

[AlphaCentauri]

I you have to cheat on that test, then you will not make it far in your academic pursuits, cheater or not.

[Sevkat]

At 5/10/12 09:10 PM, majormelthesackboy wrote:

At 5/10/12 06:54 PM, Dslash wrote: *note: This is for a english exam. :D

.... but english is easy.

Not when you're a silly asian foreigner.

[DoctorStrongbad]

Try having the answers on your water bottle. That should work well.

[Raab]

At 5/10/12 06:54 PM, Dslash wrote: *note: This is for a english exam. :D

*AN English exam.

[Sevkat]

At 5/11/12 03:01 AM, yt1DER wrote: Wrong. THIS is how asians cheat:

If that's a math test, he's not a real asian.
Everybody knows REAL asians don't have to cheat to do math.