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How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 10th, 2012 @ 06:54 PM Reply

I now reveal the secret on how asians always seem to get A +'s on their tests. Them tiny eyes do help.
Also, I should get some guiness world record for one of the smallest non-microscopic handwritings out there.
*note: This is for a english exam. :D

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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 10th, 2012 @ 06:56 PM Reply

Dumbest form of cheating I've ever seen. You're an embarrassment to your tiny, slanty eyed ancestors.


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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 10th, 2012 @ 06:59 PM Reply

At 5/10/12 06:58 PM, Dew wrote: Those are just definitions to words...?

Moreof. It's just more of an example. :I Should have used a smaller paper and not a pen. Usually, I can get it to be the size of a fourth of my palm ,and double sided.

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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 10th, 2012 @ 07:02 PM Reply

Almost everyone cheats like that at some point in their lives, Asian or not. I did just once in 4th grade, and unfortunately my teacher caught me.


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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 10th, 2012 @ 07:36 PM Reply

I can actually read a bit of it. Hmmm


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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 10th, 2012 @ 07:44 PM Reply

You goddamn Asians.

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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 10th, 2012 @ 07:57 PM Reply

That is your best idea od how to cheat? Your going to get caught.


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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 10th, 2012 @ 08:12 PM Reply

dafuq did i just read


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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 10th, 2012 @ 08:18 PM Reply

I do that all the time in math or science. I'll put a slip of paper in between my calculator and calculator case with a few formulas written on it.


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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 10th, 2012 @ 08:26 PM Reply

You need to start cheating digitally.


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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 10th, 2012 @ 09:07 PM Reply

At 5/10/12 06:54 PM, Dslash wrote: Them tiny eyes do help.

You'd think that'd restrict your view, not help it.
Then again, you can't really blind a chinaman without putting a windshield in front of him.


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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 10th, 2012 @ 09:10 PM Reply

At 5/10/12 06:54 PM, Dslash wrote: *note: This is for a english exam. :D

.... but english is easy.


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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 10th, 2012 @ 09:22 PM Reply

I was under the impression they used their magnificent minds to memorize the answers.


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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 10th, 2012 @ 09:24 PM Reply

lol you can't even remember what valiant means? You aren't asian sorry.


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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 10th, 2012 @ 09:36 PM Reply

beguile - to deceive or cheat

lol


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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 10th, 2012 @ 09:53 PM Reply

I've never cheated, my academic memory is astounding yet I fail to recall what I had for breakfast this morning, sad really.


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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 10th, 2012 @ 09:57 PM Reply

dude are you cheating on a 3rd grade level vocabulary test??????????????????????????????????????????????????/


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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 10th, 2012 @ 10:00 PM Reply

At 5/10/12 09:57 PM, Boss wrote: dude are you cheating on a 3rd grade level vocabulary test??????????????????????????????????????????????????/

I thought 3rd grade was harder than that.


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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 10th, 2012 @ 10:47 PM Reply

I never cheat in my life. All great results are based on study hard, coffee/tea, confident and patient. Although I failed first year in university once, in my whole life.

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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 10th, 2012 @ 10:50 PM Reply

Nice guess, but no. Their eyes come with a thin lens inside that shows the correct answers in red.


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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 10th, 2012 @ 10:55 PM Reply

unlike the western counterpart, it is impossible to cheat in most tests in asia because examiners don't like setting standard questions.

when i did my a levels here, about 80% of the problems are new to me. even if you bring in a formula sheet, you will still not be able to solve the problems if you don't have the thinking skills.

how different subjects are taught and how things are assessed in western countries are retarded.


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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 10th, 2012 @ 11:10 PM Reply

It would be easier to write the answers on the back of your eyelids so you can see them when you close your eyes


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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 10th, 2012 @ 11:55 PM Reply

At 5/10/12 06:54 PM, Dslash wrote: I now reveal the secret on how asians always seem to get A +'s on their tests. Them tiny eyes do help.

I could think up a world to describe how old this joke have gotten.


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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 10th, 2012 @ 11:58 PM Reply

At 5/10/12 11:55 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:
At 5/10/12 06:54 PM, Dslash wrote: I now reveal the secret on how asians always seem to get A +'s on their tests. Them tiny eyes do help.
I couldn't think up a word to describe how old this joke have gotten.

Careless mistake is a careless mistake.

Just as annoying.


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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 11th, 2012 @ 12:00 AM Reply

At 5/10/12 07:02 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: Almost everyone cheats like that at some point in their lives, Asian or not. I did just once in 4th grade, and unfortunately my teacher caught me.

Lucky I didn't get caught.....though I had still failed. "There", "Their" and "They're". Such enemies to a 1st grader at the time.


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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 11th, 2012 @ 02:18 AM Reply

I you have to cheat on that test, then you will not make it far in your academic pursuits, cheater or not.


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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 11th, 2012 @ 02:22 AM Reply

At 5/10/12 09:10 PM, majormelthesackboy wrote:
At 5/10/12 06:54 PM, Dslash wrote: *note: This is for a english exam. :D
.... but english is easy.

Not when you're a silly asian foreigner.


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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 11th, 2012 @ 02:29 AM Reply

Try having the answers on your water bottle. That should work well.


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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 11th, 2012 @ 02:34 AM Reply

At 5/10/12 06:54 PM, Dslash wrote: *note: This is for a english exam. :D

*AN English exam.

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Response to How Asians Cheat On Tests May. 11th, 2012 @ 03:02 AM Reply

At 5/11/12 03:01 AM, yt1DER wrote: Wrong. THIS is how asians cheat:

If that's a math test, he's not a real asian.
Everybody knows REAL asians don't have to cheat to do math.


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