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Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 03:27 PM Reply

I'm 17 and there's a girl I want to talk to. She is in the year above so is 17/18 but I've never spoken to her before. I follow her on twitter but that's about it.

How do you guys think I should go about it? This is in a school environment by the way. Also if I do something about it it has to be by friday, after that I probably wont see her again.

Any advice? YOLO and all that.

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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 03:38 PM Reply

At 5/5/12 03:30 PM, ScaryPicnic wrote: you don't talk to girls lol

you have to catch them

think of inventive ways to snare them

what bait shall you use? stalk them and learn their habits, their daily routine.

Can they escape ropes? Nets? How far can they run without losing breath?

tread softly brother ninja

i.e: rape her


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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 03:44 PM Reply

At 5/5/12 03:30 PM, ScaryPicnic wrote: you don't talk to girls lol

you have to catch them

think of inventive ways to snare them

what bait shall you use? stalk them and learn their habits, their daily routine.

Can they escape ropes? Nets? How far can they run without losing breath?

tread softly brother ninja

Brilliant

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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 03:47 PM Reply

Hit her with a club and drag her to your cave

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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 03:48 PM Reply

At 5/5/12 03:47 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: Hit her with a club and drag her to your cave

Excellent.

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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 03:54 PM Reply

At 5/5/12 03:27 PM, DemonLion wrote: I'm 17 and there's a girl I want to talk to but I've never spoken to her before. I follow her on twitter

Stalking a girl is the best way to make her love you. Keep up the good work.


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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 03:56 PM Reply

At 5/5/12 03:54 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 5/5/12 03:27 PM, DemonLion wrote: I'm 17 and there's a girl I want to talk to but I've never spoken to her before. I follow her on twitter
Stalking a girl is the best way to make her love you. Keep up the good work.

You all such virrrrggiiiinsss.

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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 04:00 PM Reply

At 5/5/12 03:58 PM, ScaryPicnic wrote:
welcome 2 newgrounds m8

Glad I only pop back once in a blue moon.

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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 04:03 PM Reply

Gotta flash that guap. Chicks are all about the money

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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 05:39 PM Reply

Hit her with your car then rape her.


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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 05:51 PM Reply

At 5/5/12 03:30 PM, ScaryPicnic wrote: you don't talk to girls lol

you have to catch them

I'd use a SkankBall, but I'm out. Guess I'll have to use a regular Poke'ball.


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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 06:03 PM Reply

Have you added her on Facebook? She'll perceive it as friendly, but not disturbingly so.

Responding seriously to a troll thread because I'm bored.
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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 06:20 PM Reply

Get her phone number. Call her and breath heavy on the phone.
It always works in the movies.


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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 06:21 PM Reply

Don't worry lads talking to her now. She's down.

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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 06:27 PM Reply

Kidnap her pets cat, all girls have cats, and hold it ransom. She will totally be into that.


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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 06:40 PM Reply

At 5/5/12 04:03 PM, saqwert wrote: Gotta flash that guap. Chicks are all about the money

True.This Monday go to school with some really large golden chains .She and all other girls are going to love you.

although it didn't work for me.

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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 06:43 PM Reply

Chop your dick off, put it in a box and mail it to her place with a letter describing your feelings

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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 06:51 PM Reply

At 5/5/12 03:27 PM, DemonLion wrote: I'm 17 and there's a girl I want to talk to. She is in the year above so is 17/18 but I've never spoken to her before. I follow her on twitter but that's about it.

How do you guys think I should go about it? This is in a school environment by the way. Also if I do something about it it has to be by friday, after that I probably wont see her again.

Any advice? YOLO and all that.

Well maybe you need more courage to talk with the girl you like in school. If you don't make any moves or find ways how to be get closer to her you will not know what her side too. If you want to know her answer you must face the challenge..!

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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 06:58 PM Reply

Coming from a girl: just get up the nerve and talk to her. Do not, under any circumstance, mention you following her on twitter, unless you want her to see you as a creep. Plus, whoever mentioned friending her on Facebook is a genius. I hope it turns out well. :)

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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 07:17 PM Reply

Go up to her and say hi.
Tell her that she's cute or awesome.
Then quickly change the topic, preferably to something you both mutually agree on.

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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 08:23 PM Reply

I guess you're nervous about talking with her. That's pretty normal, even experienced guys are sometimes nervous before a girl.

1)Check your level:
a) Predator (the guy who already took your girl and gave her back as spoiled goods)
b) Normal guy (you have not talked to her yet, so this is your chance champ)
c) Cave Troll (no comment)

2) Check your strong points:
-Do you have a nice conversation level, being fun and original without being boring or a clown?
-Do you dress cool and have good taste?
-Are you Intelligent, athletic, resourceful or wealthy?
-Do you take initiative?
- Do you know female body language? (this one, IMO, is the base stone of your relationships. You'll know when you're fucking up things or when are you winning)
-Are you resilient to rejection? If rejected, what is your plan B?


I believe in Lust at first sight.

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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 08:34 PM Reply

At 5/5/12 03:47 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: Hit her with a club and drag her to your cave

You suggest that every time there's a "girl thread".


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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 08:39 PM Reply

"Hello"
She will reply with likely hello
"So first time meeting like this, so how are you doing today?"
She will respond likely favourably
"What are you up to then?"
etc. etc.


When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.
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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 08:41 PM Reply

At 5/5/12 03:47 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: Hit her with a club and drag her to your cave

Damn, everyone here has bright ideas on how to get girls.


Hey man, hows it goin?

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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 09:06 PM Reply

Run into her by accident, she will drop her books and you have to pick them up, always works in movies.


Hey man, hows it goin?

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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 10:14 PM Reply

Ask her this.

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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 10:17 PM Reply

Hey, _________, right?
I'm __________. We were in _______ together.

is a pretty good icebreaker. Bump into her or sit by her at lunch.


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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 10:37 PM Reply

Ask the relationship crew (they give advice on friendships, relationships, etc.):
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/180360/999

If I were you, I would go up to her and say something along the lines of "Hey, you seem like an interesting person and someone that I would like to get to know better. What are you passionate about?". This will initiate a conversation with her. Keep your cool, act yourself, make sure the tone in your voice stays the same as if you were talking to one of your friends and most importantly, be confident in yourself and don't expect an outcome in the conversation.


Need advice? Visit the RELATIONSHIP CREW!

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Response to Talking to a girl May. 5th, 2012 @ 10:38 PM Reply

At 5/5/12 08:34 PM, jjjkuk wrote:
At 5/5/12 03:47 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: Hit her with a club and drag her to your cave
You suggest that every time there's a "girl thread".

Because it's the only surefire way of getting a woman.

You guys could learn a lesson from the Neanderthals.