I'm 17 and there's a girl I want to talk to. She is in the year above so is 17/18 but I've never spoken to her before. I follow her on twitter but that's about it.

How do you guys think I should go about it? This is in a school environment by the way. Also if I do something about it it has to be by friday, after that I probably wont see her again.

Any advice? YOLO and all that.

At 5/5/12 03:30 PM, ScaryPicnic wrote: you don't talk to girls lol

you have to catch them

think of inventive ways to snare them

what bait shall you use? stalk them and learn their habits, their daily routine.

Can they escape ropes? Nets? How far can they run without losing breath?

tread softly brother ninja

Brilliant

Hit her with a club and drag her to your cave

At 5/5/12 03:47 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: Hit her with a club and drag her to your cave

Excellent.

At 5/5/12 03:27 PM, DemonLion wrote: I'm 17 and there's a girl I want to talk to but I've never spoken to her before. I follow her on twitter

Stalking a girl is the best way to make her love you. Keep up the good work.

At 5/5/12 03:54 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:

At 5/5/12 03:27 PM, DemonLion wrote: I'm 17 and there's a girl I want to talk to but I've never spoken to her before. I follow her on twitter

Stalking a girl is the best way to make her love you. Keep up the good work.

You all such virrrrggiiiinsss.

At 5/5/12 03:58 PM, ScaryPicnic wrote:

welcome 2 newgrounds m8

Glad I only pop back once in a blue moon.

Hit her with your car then rape her.

At 5/5/12 03:30 PM, ScaryPicnic wrote: you don't talk to girls lol

you have to catch them

I'd use a SkankBall, but I'm out. Guess I'll have to use a regular Poke'ball.

Have you added her on Facebook? She'll perceive it as friendly, but not disturbingly so.

Responding seriously to a troll thread because I'm bored.

Get her phone number. Call her and breath heavy on the phone.
It always works in the movies.

Don't worry lads talking to her now. She's down.

Kidnap her pets cat, all girls have cats, and hold it ransom. She will totally be into that.

At 5/5/12 04:03 PM, saqwert wrote: Gotta flash that guap. Chicks are all about the money

True.This Monday go to school with some really large golden chains .She and all other girls are going to love you.

although it didn't work for me.

Chop your dick off, put it in a box and mail it to her place with a letter describing your feelings

At 5/5/12 03:27 PM, DemonLion wrote: I'm 17 and there's a girl I want to talk to. She is in the year above so is 17/18 but I've never spoken to her before. I follow her on twitter but that's about it.

How do you guys think I should go about it? This is in a school environment by the way. Also if I do something about it it has to be by friday, after that I probably wont see her again.

Any advice? YOLO and all that.

Well maybe you need more courage to talk with the girl you like in school. If you don't make any moves or find ways how to be get closer to her you will not know what her side too. If you want to know her answer you must face the challenge..!

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Coming from a girl: just get up the nerve and talk to her. Do not, under any circumstance, mention you following her on twitter, unless you want her to see you as a creep. Plus, whoever mentioned friending her on Facebook is a genius. I hope it turns out well. :)

Go up to her and say hi.
Tell her that she's cute or awesome.
Then quickly change the topic, preferably to something you both mutually agree on.

At 5/5/12 03:47 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: Hit her with a club and drag her to your cave

You suggest that every time there's a "girl thread".

"Hello"
She will reply with likely hello
"So first time meeting like this, so how are you doing today?"
She will respond likely favourably
"What are you up to then?"
etc. etc.

At 5/5/12 03:47 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: Hit her with a club and drag her to your cave

Damn, everyone here has bright ideas on how to get girls.

Run into her by accident, she will drop her books and you have to pick them up, always works in movies.

Ask her this.

Ask the relationship crew (they give advice on friendships, relationships, etc.):
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/180360/999

If I were you, I would go up to her and say something along the lines of "Hey, you seem like an interesting person and someone that I would like to get to know better. What are you passionate about?". This will initiate a conversation with her. Keep your cool, act yourself, make sure the tone in your voice stays the same as if you were talking to one of your friends and most importantly, be confident in yourself and don't expect an outcome in the conversation.

At 5/5/12 08:34 PM, jjjkuk wrote:

At 5/5/12 03:47 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: Hit her with a club and drag her to your cave

You suggest that every time there's a "girl thread".

Because it's the only surefire way of getting a woman.

You guys could learn a lesson from the Neanderthals.

Tell her you have a big penis, if that doesn't work then dry hump her until she has no choice.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Ask your friends if they know her. If they do, get to know her through them.

If you don't, bump into her one day, hopefully knocking papers or a pencil or something from her. Get it for her. Make small talk if you can. Then later, stand next to her somehow, lunch line, bus, i don't know. Say something like 'Oh hey! You're the girl I accidentally bumped into!' Make more conversation. If she doesn't mind, ask to sit at her lunch table or something. Become friends.

A smile can make all the difference
Just smile at first and then say Hello whats up?

Simply talk to her about a subject that interest both of you. Add her on facebook, chat with her. You better ask these kinds of questions in the relationship crew. Good luck !

Jack off into her shampoo.

That way, she'll always have a part of you on her.