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Response to the illuminati isn't real May. 3rd, 2012 @ 12:05 AM Reply

At 5/2/12 08:05 PM, PIED3 wrote: No, coincidences aren't real. Wake up to the propaganda the governments feeding you

im pretty sure this guy's joking.


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Response to the illuminati isn't real May. 3rd, 2012 @ 09:00 AM Reply

I swear not to reveal the secrets of the Illuminati lest I slit my throat


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Response to the illuminati isn't real May. 3rd, 2012 @ 12:17 PM Reply

Thats what they want you to think

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Response to the illuminati isn't real May. 3rd, 2012 @ 12:33 PM Reply

The Illuminati exists, it just isn't what people keep going on about it being.


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Response to the illuminati isn't real May. 3rd, 2012 @ 03:12 PM Reply

At 5/3/12 12:05 AM, peanutbutterclawk wrote:
At 5/2/12 08:05 PM, PIED3 wrote: No, coincidences aren't real. Wake up to the propaganda the governments feeding you
im pretty sure this guy's joking.

Wow. Even I am shocked out how effect the brain washing is. Through conditioning they have you convinced that anyone who disagrees with you, or reveals to you a startling reality, is just "joking". I am not joking and the grim reality of how effective NGs (with their illuminati connections) mind control turns out to be is not a thing to be joked about. Please wake up.

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Response to the illuminati isn't real May. 3rd, 2012 @ 03:33 PM Reply

At 5/3/12 03:12 PM, PIED3 wrote: Please wake up.

tom fulp isn't in the illuminati you stupid ass hole, you're the one who believes everything you hear. You saw a bunch of videos on youtube about the illuminati being real and you believed it because you're a fucking idiot.


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Response to the illuminati isn't real May. 3rd, 2012 @ 04:29 PM Reply

At 5/2/12 05:22 PM, Cootie wrote: Obviously, most conspiracy theorist are stoners or batshit fucking insane.

The Conspiracy Conspiracy.

What if there are no under-cover happenings of major events, but everything that happens at face value is the the truth?

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Response to the illuminati isn't real May. 3rd, 2012 @ 04:50 PM Reply

Just because conspiracy theories sound ridiculous doesn't mean they're not real. Open your minds.... Paul McCartney is dead, Elvis isn't, Kennedy was killed by the government, 9/11 was an inside job!


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Response to the illuminati isn't real May. 3rd, 2012 @ 06:41 PM Reply

At 5/3/12 04:50 PM, hitman1993 wrote: Just because conspiracy theories sound ridiculous doesn't mean they're not real. Open your minds.... Paul McCartney is dead, Elvis isn't, Kennedy was killed by the government, 9/11 was an inside job!

those first 2 are bullshit


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Response to the illuminati isn't real May. 3rd, 2012 @ 09:42 PM Reply

I know that might not sound like much, but I heard the movie "Zeitgeist" on the IMDB has like the highest rating of any direct-to-video (or DVD or blu-ray or whatever) movie there and it promotes conspiracy theories like the Illuminati. It looks like conspiracy theories probably are some things we are always going to have around. I bet the next major event like man landing on the moon or the 911 attacks will result in something like that. It seems like we're overdue for something like that.


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Response to the illuminati isn't real May. 3rd, 2012 @ 09:53 PM Reply

Wow, look, the OP saw Angels and Demons and suddenly thinks he is a historical expert.

Grow up, half the crap said in that movie and book were incorrect anyways.


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Response to the illuminati isn't real May. 4th, 2012 @ 12:23 AM Reply

At 5/3/12 09:53 PM, TheGrim wrote: Wow, look, the OP saw Angels and Demons and suddenly thinks he is a historical expert.

Grow up, half the crap said in that movie and book were incorrect anyways.

I've never seen that movie you piece of shit fuck off. I havent seen the da vinci code either. Not so smart now are you.


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Response to the illuminati isn't real May. 4th, 2012 @ 03:08 AM Reply

I don't know for sure if the Illuminati is real but I really doubt it, also I hate it when I see Youtube comments saying that the U.S is controlled by an unknown group and that they need to 'wake up' or whatever

They must feel so smart


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Response to the illuminati isn't real May. 4th, 2012 @ 03:11 AM Reply

I've seen a lot of smart people who believe in the Illuminati and a bunch of conspiracy theories. By default I don't really believe in them, but when I trust several peoples' intellect and good judgment, and they all have their eyes on the same thing, I'll be interested and want to look into it farther.


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Response to the illuminati isn't real May. 4th, 2012 @ 04:58 AM Reply

sekhem here; ban evading

I'm here to tell you, no bullshit, what the Illuminati really is. It's not a global conspiracy. It doesn't involve Jews or Freemasons, and it's rather localized, actually.

The "modern" Illuminati that most people, read: the lower classes in America, talk about was formed in the early '90s by the A&Rs of the four (Universal, Sony, EMI, Warner) major record labels. It was created for the reason as the "JournoList" group was created, to promote the shared political and economic views of members. Initially, it's purpose was to suppress so-called "conscious and political" hip-hop (The Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy and other groups were on the verge of becoming mainstream and promoting extremist Marxist/Socialist views) and promote "gangsta" rap, but even this directive changed over time. If you follow trends in hip-hop, it's actually fairly easy to see what their directive is and what they are currently promoting. From the early '90s gangsta rap to today's feminine "skinny jeans + hipster" raps, it's all been planned. It's reach has also extended beyond music and into television and film, but it's hard to gauge, since most information about this comes from people who bailed out of these loose "agreements" in the early-mid '90s. Some once thought the Illuminati's goal was to promote lawlessness in the lower classes, but this is wrong. It's actual goal is to suppress dissent and promote apathy, namely in the political sphere, among the lower classes. The dream of Caius Martius.

After all, why throw a molotov cocktail at a bank if you can vicariously be a successful capitalist through the raps of T.I. or Young Jeezy?

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Response to the illuminati isn't real May. 4th, 2012 @ 08:08 AM Reply

I am real dude, I'm right here...


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Response to the illuminati isn't real May. 4th, 2012 @ 02:50 PM Reply

The illuminati doesn't exist christ go suck alex jones cawk somewhere else.

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Response to the illuminati isn't real May. 4th, 2012 @ 03:54 PM Reply

if the illuminati does exist, why is it they dont try n assassinate all those crazy bastards who could ruin their plans?


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Response to the illuminati isn't real May. 4th, 2012 @ 05:21 PM Reply

At 5/2/12 03:55 PM, peanutbutterclawk wrote: that's retarded.

Well please explain me this even if it is exist what can we possibly do against them oh wait NOTHING! because if you anounce it they will deny their existence if you oppose them well they are like 250 years old society of strong and reach people who crave more so well our chances are slim just return to your mundane lives and remember you exist only to "Consume Obey Die" and watch tv in between last part is imporant.

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Response to the illuminati isn't real Jul. 1st, 2012 @ 10:43 AM Reply

At 5/2/12 03:55 PM, peanutbutterclawk wrote: that's retarded.

the symbolism is all around. its in the music industry and everything
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