This October a new found footage style horror movie will be released. It's called Harmless and it's about a good Christian family that opens a box of porn that unleashes a horrible curse upon the family consuming their lives. You better believe I'm seeing this, will you and do you think this kills the found footage genre?
ah christians and their nuttyness
At 5/1/12 07:28 PM, ih8dude wrote: Christan Horror movie
I think the word Christan, and The media, should be seperated. Frankly, if you put christan in front of anything:
Christan Rock
Christan Rap
Thou shall find it sub-par.
The Lack of content here, Is suprising.
At 5/1/12 07:40 PM, Zombie-Genocide wrote: Thou shall find it sub-par.
At 5/1/12 07:40 PM, thegarbear14 wrote: sounds fucking retarded....
So glad I'm not the only one who finds it this way. Trailer looked too cheesy, and from just watching it, I can see that whoever made it is trying to shove their christian values up your ass. "Oh no, a box of porn! Here comes a cuuuuuurrrrrseeee oooooooooohhhh".
If they're going to do that, they should have had the premise be about finding a porn website and ghosts coming from the computers in the forms of dead porn stars. Would be a better movie, plus can't go wrong with naked ghost sex, now can you?
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At 5/1/12 07:41 PM, SKHM wrote:At 5/1/12 07:40 PM, Zombie-Genocide wrote: Thou shall find it sub-par.Proven Wrong
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The Lack of content here, Is suprising.
I couldn't finish the trailer.
If porn releases spirits and shit i'm gonna need a fuck ton of poltergeists.
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At 5/1/12 08:10 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: If porn releases spirits and shit i'm gonna have a fuck ton of poltergeists.
Who you gonna call?
"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.
At 5/1/12 07:28 PM, ih8dude wrote: This October a new found footage style horror movie will be released. It's called Harmless and it's about a good Christian family that opens a box of porn that unleashes a horrible curse upon the family consuming their lives. You better believe I'm seeing this, will you and do you think this kills the found footage genre?
Trailer to Harmless
Lol @ Box o' Porn and the random eskmo staring the woman down.
The hell, why you staring her down? Was it YOUR Box O porn?
I just find it funny they have a box of porn. Like who still owns physical porn these days?
Jah Bless.......
At 5/1/12 09:06 PM, AndreovichZhivago wrote: Sounds like a Mormon ad.
I love the and I'm a Mormon ad because it's like we don't assume Mormon's are normal ass people like us. We do we just think their religion is dumb and they are boring since fun is forbidden.
The movie has to be a satirical comedy.
Has to be.
Even the most righteous, logically sound individuals are subject to poor reasoning skills and deluded mindsets.
At 5/1/12 09:58 PM, 4761 wrote: The movie has to be a satirical comedy.
Has to be.
Nope, like The Room this movie is serious. And that's why I will see it.
Finally though. Somebody other than just us Mormons are actually getting at porn.
Jah Bless.......
Nope, like The Room this movie is serious. And that's why I will see it.
Wait.
The room was serious!?
IT CAN'T BE.
Even the most righteous, logically sound individuals are subject to poor reasoning skills and deluded mindsets.
I can't tell if this trailer was just a joke or not.
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Oh... Guess it's real...
Sometimes indie films are the best ones
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At 5/1/12 09:58 PM, 4761 wrote: The movie has to be a satirical comedy.
Has to be.
Apparently it's real. I thought the same. I wanted to believe it was fake. Sigh.
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At 5/1/12 07:40 PM, Zombie-Genocide wrote:At 5/1/12 07:28 PM, ih8dude wrote: Christan Horror movieI think the word Christan, and The media, should be seperated. Frankly, if you put christan in front of anything:
Christan Rock
Christan Rap
Thou shall find it sub-par.
Beyond sub-par, it's the work of the DEVIL!!! Someone pass me the holly water! Nah, but seriously though I really can't stand Christian rock or rap for nervous reasons and in case your wondering I consider my self christian-ish
As soon as anyone says the words "haunted box of porn" the movie loses any seriousness that it may have had.
At 5/1/12 11:06 PM, MrFlopz wrote: Apparently it's real. I thought the same. I wanted to believe it was fake. Sigh.
It's real and that's why I love it, the guy who is making it is dead serious and even has done interviews with the 700 club. With any luck this movie could be MST3K worthy.
At 5/1/12 10:26 PM, Swag-in-a-Bag wrote: Sometimes indie films are the best ones
When the producer, director, and lead role are all the same guy you know it's going to be good.
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