Really bad kickstarter projects.

[TheMajormel]

Code hero- crappy game that teaches you how to code.
Your world - a nonexistant game.

So, any of you guys find some REALLY BAD kickstarter projects?

Please note, I'm not asking for you to donate to them.

[IAmSapphireBlvd]

i don't understand??? are you asking for me to donate to these projects???

i'll get my credit card......

[Buoy]

At 5/1/12 04:11 PM, majormelthesackboy wrote: Code hero- crappy game that teaches you how to code.

They got 170k for that shit what the fuck is wrong with the world who will ever learn to program from a game

[Boss]

At 5/1/12 04:12 PM, IAmSapphireBlvd wrote: i don't understand??? are you asking for me to donate to these projects???

i'll get my credit card......

NO-- he is a thief... dont trust him

[TheMajormel]

At 5/1/12 04:12 PM, IAmSapphireBlvd wrote: i don't understand??? are you asking for me to donate to these projects???

i'll get my credit card......

No, I was just looking around kickstarter and saw some crappy stuff. You don't have to donate.

[SKHM]

At 5/1/12 04:19 PM, majormelthesackboy wrote:

At 5/1/12 04:12 PM, IAmSapphireBlvd wrote: i don't understand??? are you asking for me to donate to these projects???

i'll get my credit card......

No, I was just looking around kickstarter and saw some crappy stuff. You don't have to donate.

but you told us...

[Sawdust]

At 5/1/12 04:11 PM, majormelthesackboy wrote: Your world - a nonexistant game.

Good grief this is terrible.

The motherfucker doesn't even have ANYTHING done. No concept art or designs or whatever. It's just a vague outline of a typical RPG game with... porn elements. That is just pathetic. I mean look at the guy, with that hair and whatnot. Eek.

Everyone who pledged to that is either a generous spirit or a twit.

[ih8dude]

I understand people wanting something like code hero but once you consider it's effectiveness it's really stupid. The other one looks fake or BS not really sure. Code hero is funded but the other one looks like it's going to fail.

[Manly-Chicken]

At 5/1/12 04:15 PM, Buoy wrote:

At 5/1/12 04:11 PM, majormelthesackboy wrote: Code hero- crappy game that teaches you how to code.

They got 170k for that shit what the fuck is wrong with the world who will ever learn to program from a game

Seems like a non threatening way to get people to start programming.
But a free flash game could easily do that.

[SKHM]

At 5/1/12 04:42 PM, Travis wrote: We do a Let's Play on youtube and we also have egos the size of fucking blue whales.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/winterkewlgames/yogventu res?ref=live

wow travis you sound really bitter and super jealous

i'm sure that is all just a coincidence though and you have a very valid reason for not liking them...

[TheMajormel]

At 5/1/12 04:42 PM, Travis wrote: We do a Let's Play on youtube and we also have egos the size of fucking blue whales.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/winterkewlgames/yogventu res?ref=live

Funny how it's just a copy of minecraft.

Not really, but similar

[acefirethemes]

hears someone who did

[NeutralObjections]

The creator of "Your World" is one of the scariest human beings I've laid eyes upon.

[SineRider]

I posted this in another thread, but why not again
Kickstarter - Response

[ih8dude]

At 5/1/12 04:58 PM, NeutralObjections wrote: The creator of "Your World" is one of the scariest human beings I've laid eyes upon.

He looks like a douche. I was watching his youtube videos about that POS and it looks like it's just a big series of micro-transcactions. I remember a train game that did something similar and in order to get the full game it cost like 2k+$

[TheMajormel]

This game looks ..... ehhhhh

[SKHM]

At 5/1/12 05:07 PM, Timchik wrote: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1339254269/ron-paul-road -to-revolution?ref=card
Ron Paul - Road to Revolution, a crappy sidescrolling 2D game.

anything promoting ron paul is okay with me

did you know that he wants weed to be legal

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

The creator of Your World just looks... Creepy. I feel like any donation I make to his "game" will go straight toward his purchasing of 12-year-old prostitutes from Thailand.

[XenonMonkey]

Code Hero doesn't look bad, but the other game is awful.

[TheRainbowZilla]

Anyone want a game about Reddit?
This guy's explanation about why the game sucks is brilliant.

[SineRider]

At 5/1/12 05:23 PM, TheRainbowZilla wrote: Anyone want a game about Reddit?
This guy's explanation about why the game sucks is brilliant.

hahah I was going to post that video too

[Rallard]

At 5/1/12 05:14 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: The creator of Your World just looks... Creepy. I feel like any donation I make to his "game" will go straight toward his purchasing of 12-year-old prostitutes from Thailand.

Well considering he won the lottery, chances are that he already has enough cash to pay for whatever fucked up shit he wants.

He's got a ton of good idea though, such as Hookerbots.

[ih8dude]

What happens if a kickstarter project doesn't reach it's goal? Do people get their money back? Also what's to stop some ass from just taking the money? Seems like that one shitty MMO might just be for that.

[Halberd]

I was going to say Your World. The creator of it must be autistic. I say that seriously.

Also 3.3 million dollars

[Halberd]

At 5/2/12 06:19 AM, Halberd wrote: I was going to say Your World. The creator of it must be autistic. I say that seriously.

Also 3.3 million dollars

And yet I still want Your World to actually come out.

Bonus points if its actually a good game.

spoilers: it won't

[Rallard]

At 5/2/12 05:26 AM, ih8dude wrote: What happens if a kickstarter project doesn't reach it's goal? Do people get their money back? Also what's to stop some ass from just taking the money? Seems like that one shitty MMO might just be for that.

Yes, they get their money back. Because it failed to be funded for the amount they "need," the project is scrapped.

However, if they meet their goal, or even surpass it, they can use your money as they see fit. They can literally release a horrible project, a glorified flash game, or whatever they really want, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Kickstarter sucks, and soon people will realize this. As of right now though, no games that I know of have been finished, so nobody knows how bad their money has been put to waste.

[Gimmick]

At 5/1/12 05:05 PM, majormelthesackboy wrote: This game looks ..... ehhhhh

It's still not as bad as Your World....I'd prefer that game (Thera) over Your World any day. For some strange reason the music, checkerboard background and old-ish UI appeal to me.

[ih8dude]

So your world fails if it doesn't raise 1mil+$ in the next 2 hours. I've never been more happy to see someones dreams crushed.

[ih8dude]

Sad news everyone. Your World failed to meet it's goal. But don't give up hope guys Bunky Doublechinington promises to continue with this project despite common sense saying otherwise. I guess robot hookers and micro transactions for everything aren't just a dream.

On a non-sarcastic note does anyone want to see a documentary of Bunky? If I knew dick about film making I'd totally make a kickstarter project to make documentary about him.

[Gimmick]

At 5/3/12 12:03 PM, ih8dude wrote: Sad news everyone. Your World failed to meet it's goal. But don't give up hope guys Bunky Doublechinington

Wow, his name is Bunky Doublechinington? Wow...I wonder how the people he's hiring manage to take him seriously with that.

And this summarizes my response to Dunky BubbleShinington, and I couldn't have said it better: