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At 4/27/12 10:31 PM, bman200 wrote:

At 4/27/12 10:29 PM, ngman7 wrote:

You were Catholic. Roman Catholicism is a cult.
Roman Catholicism =/= Christianity.

I seriously laughed at this. Since when was being a Roman Catholic related to being in a cult? Before you try to raise an argument about your religion, get your facts straight.

I have a book about them, that a CHRISTIAN publication company put out about them explaining that everything that they do is contrary to the Word of God.

CHRISTIANS do not pray to Mary and ask Mary to intercede for them. The Bible says JESUS is Our Intercessor. The Christian Bible does not say thing about confessing your sins to a priest and asking a priest to pardon them. The Scripture, "confessing your sins one to another" is talking about coming out and admitting that you wronged someone.

Catholics try to add or take things out of the Bible- The BIBLE SAYS NOT TO DO THAT.

You are supposed to ask GOD to pardon your sins.

These things CATHOLICS do is ALL RELIGIOUS TRADITION and the BIBLE SAYS RELIGION STINKS IN GOD'S NOSE.

At 4/27/12 10:39 PM, ngman7 wrote:

Catholics try to add or take things out of the Bible- The BIBLE SAYS NOT TO DO THAT.

You are supposed to ask GOD to pardon your sins.

These things CATHOLICS do is ALL RELIGIOUS TRADITION and the BIBLE SAYS RELIGION STINKS IN GOD'S NOSE.

Does the bible also tell you to be a dick and refuse to accept that some people have different beliefs?

At 4/27/12 10:42 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote:

Does the bible also tell you to be a dick and refuse to accept that some people have different beliefs?

A TRUE CHRISTIAN does not and CAN NOT acknowledge OTHER GODS.

At 4/27/12 10:39 PM, ngman7 wrote: These things CATHOLICS do is ALL RELIGIOUS TRADITION and the BIBLE SAYS RELIGION STINKS IN GOD'S NOSE.

I'll take it from here. *Ahem*

Alrighty, there are two different branches of Christianity, and one of them is Catholicism. Catholics believe that since Mary gave birth to Jesus she should be worshiped also, which I think God has no problem with. As for religious tradition, they're only doing what the Bible tells them to and what they think God wants them to do.

It's people like you who drive other people away from Christianity. The Bible says "Come as you are." If you're telling people that they're bad for sinning and that they'll go to Hell for their sins, of course they aren't going to say, "Oh, you're right! Help me change my ways!"

In my opinion, and from reading all of your posts from the past two hours or so and not saying anything up until now, you need to stop trying to prove you aren't gay and that you are better than everyone else because we're all sinners. You're a sinner to and you need to shut up.

That's all.

At 4/27/12 10:46 PM, ngman7 wrote:

At 4/27/12 10:42 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote:

Does the bible also tell you to be a dick and refuse to accept that some people have different beliefs?

A TRUE CHRISTIAN does not and CAN NOT acknowledge OTHER GODS.

A true Christian would realize that not being allowed to acknowledge other gods doesn't mean you have to act like a bible thumping dick to everyone who's not a Christian.

At 4/27/12 10:48 PM, nainodnarB wrote:

At 4/27/12 10:39 PM, ngman7 wrote: These things CATHOLICS do is ALL RELIGIOUS TRADITION and the BIBLE SAYS RELIGION STINKS IN GOD'S NOSE.

I'll take it from here. *Ahem*

I am not going ot argue- I have a book explaining in detail what they do. If I can find it I will post about it.

We are getting off-topic here.

Anyway, this video could have been funny without the cussing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZsKqbt3gQ0

Another mash-up that doesn't make sense.

Mr. Rogers Vs. Captain Kangaroo would have been better.

The guy playing Mr. Rogers looks like a doped-out Eminem with a wig.

At 4/27/12 10:53 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote:

At 4/27/12 10:46 PM, ngman7 wrote:

At 4/27/12 10:42 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote:

Does the bible also tell you to be a dick and refuse to accept that some people have different beliefs?

A TRUE CHRISTIAN does not and CAN NOT acknowledge OTHER GODS.

A true Christian would realize that not being allowed to acknowledge other gods doesn't mean you have to act like a bible thumping dick to everyone who's not a Christian.

A true Christian doesn't acknowledge other religions- to do so would be acknowledging other gods.

The Bible says God is the only God there is.

At 4/27/12 10:57 PM, ngman7 wrote: I am not going to argue- I have a book explaining in detail what they do. If I can find it I will post about it.

Your book was created by Christian extremists like yourself. I took two years of Apologetics, so I know what I'm talking about.

At 4/27/12 11:06 PM, Ilssm wrote: There is no reasoning with this guy. Just let him believe what he wants, and lets move on with our lives.

Yeah. I'll let him get back to his gay porn and other Satanic things he's involved in.

goddamit ngman7 stop sending me goatse pics

Instead of doing the Mario Bros vs The Wright Bros they should've done the Mario Bros vs Sonic and Tails or something along those lines.

Quick Ideas for a new video
Colonel Sanders vs Ronald McDonald
Obama vs MCain
Mel Gibson vs Random Jew
Chris Brown vs Rhianna.....oh wait that already happened oops
NIGHTkilla vs xKore
Tom Fulp vs Tom Hanks
Oprah vs Dr.Phil
Taylor Swift vs Kanye West

At 4/27/12 11:06 PM, Ilssm wrote:

Your book was created by Christian extremists like yourself. I took two years of Apologetics, so I know what I'm talking about.

There is no reasoning with this guy. Just let him believe what he wants, and lets move on with our lives.

THANK YOU- It it what GOD SAYS- not what man thinks.

At 4/27/12 11:20 PM, LegacyOfGeass wrote:

Chris Brown vs Rhianna.....oh wait that already happened oops

Who's Chris Brown?

At 4/27/12 10:52 PM, Ilssm wrote:
Your quote is also now my sig.

Be sure not to worship me, for I am not a prophet. lol

i love them, they are hilarious

Before this thread gets derailed, errr... If it don't anymore. They're pretty good in my book. Some mash ups I'd like to see are.
Betty White Vs Jesus
George Washington vs George Bush
Satan vs God vs Nicepeter

ITT Catholics worship Mary and are not true scotsmen (*ahem*, Christians, sorry). Also, Scientology makes perfect sense, the Westboro church is compassionate and caring, atheists don't like to brag about atheism like schoolchildren at every opportunity and ngman7 is not a homosexual. Glad we got all that cleared up in here.

... wait, what was this thread about? Oh yeah, Epic Rap Battles. Yeah, they're awesome, if a bit dated. I'd be pretty surprised if people on here weren't familiar with it.

I agree the profanity and vulgarity is sometimes quite over the top and rude

At 4/28/12 12:07 AM, Kanon wrote: Before this thread gets derailed, errr... If it don't anymore. They're pretty good in my book. Some mash ups I'd like to see are.
Betty White Vs Jesus
George Washington vs George Bush
Satan vs God vs Nicepeter

LEAVE RELIGION OUT OF THIS.

At 4/27/12 09:32 PM, ngman7 wrote: CHRISTIAN =/= GAY.

What part of "I'M NOT GAY" don't you get?

HOMOSEXUALITY IS AN ABOMINATION.

I HATE HOMOSEXUALITY.

I've always been led to believe as a CHRISTIAN, that you should treat all people (THAT'S ALL PEOPLE) equally. So my question to you is, Why are you so against homosexuals? Nowhere in the bible does it say, "All christians must hate all gays." If it does, prove me wrong. I believe the bible states quite clearly, "Love thy neighbour, as you love thyself". So what if your neighbour is gay? Are you going to go against the word of God? You are just a phenomenal fucking hypocrite.

At 4/28/12 01:13 AM, gamejunkie wrote:

I've always been led to believe as a CHRISTIAN, that you should treat all people (THAT'S ALL PEOPLE) equally. So my question to you is, Why are you so against homosexuals?

Love the sinner, hate the sin.

At 4/28/12 01:33 AM, Wegra wrote: I personally think this shit ain't half bad despite some of these crossovers not making any sense they turn out to be badass in the end and fun to watch. Nuff said

I watch this crap when I'm in the mood for it. Same with Annoying Orange.

At 4/28/12 01:31 AM, ngman7 wrote:

At 4/28/12 01:13 AM, gamejunkie wrote:

I've always been led to believe as a CHRISTIAN, that you should treat all people (THAT'S ALL PEOPLE) equally. So my question to you is, Why are you so against homosexuals?

Love the sinner, hate the sin.

ngman, Seeing as that my DAD is a homosexual, I would be appreciative if this homosexual talk would come to an end. I would like to the enjoy the time I have with him.

At 4/28/12 01:31 AM, ngman7 wrote:

At 4/28/12 01:13 AM, gamejunkie wrote:

I've always been led to believe as a CHRISTIAN, that you should treat all people (THAT'S ALL PEOPLE) equally. So my question to you is, Why are you so against homosexuals?

Love the sinner, hate the sin.

That is a cop out. You're just not going to answer the questions I'm asking because you can't. You have totally avoided answering my questions in an attempt to avoid any embarrassment to yourself for your inability to answer the questions. If you hate homosexuality it makes perfect sense that you would hate homosexuals. Since they go hand in hand. Figuratively speaking. Your statement implies that you hate Homosexuality, but you don't have a problem with Homosexuals. But that's clearly not the case. Some of your previous comments make that brutally obvious.HYPOCRITE, HYPOCRITE, HYPOCRITE.

At 4/28/12 01:45 AM, gamejunkie wrote:

At 4/28/12 01:31 AM, ngman7 wrote:

At 4/28/12 01:13 AM, gamejunkie wrote:

I've always been led to believe as a CHRISTIAN, that you should treat all people (THAT'S ALL PEOPLE) equally. So my question to you is, Why are you so against homosexuals?

Love the sinner, hate the sin.

Your statement implies that you hate Homosexuality, but you don't have a problem with Homosexuals.

I have a BIG problem with homosexuals- what they are doing is an ABOMINATION unto God.

I RESENT homosexuals trying to IMPOSE their FILTH on me.
I RESENT being COMPARED to homosexuals.

At 4/28/12 01:34 AM, Spretznaz wrote: Here's undeniable proof that every single thread, no matter the topic, eventually descends into an argument about either religion vs religion or religion vs atheism

No, just every single thread ngman makes/posts in.

At 4/28/12 01:54 AM, ngman7 wrote: I have a BIG problem with homosexuals- what they are doing is an ABOMINATION unto God.

So why write.
Love the sinner, hate the sin.

If in your eyes homosexuality is a sin, then hate it. But in your own words, "Love the sinner". You cannot win this argument. You are contradicting yourself into a corner.

I feel like Charlie Sheen right now because, I'M WINNING.

At 4/28/12 02:00 AM, gamejunkie wrote:

At 4/28/12 01:54 AM, ngman7 wrote: I have a BIG problem with homosexuals- what they are doing is an ABOMINATION unto God.

So why write.
Love the sinner, hate the sin.

If in your eyes homosexuality is a sin, then hate it. But in your own words, "Love the sinner". You cannot win this argument. You are contradicting yourself into a corner.

For the UMPTEENTH TIME, you crazy Aussie, I AM NOT GAY.

I am not thinking about women, I am not into men- I not ANYTHING except a BORN-AGAIN CHRISTIAN. Stop trying to put labels on people.