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Auto-Fellatio? 2012-04-27 16:09:48 Reply

I have realized that this is not a skill everyone has been gifted with.

So, if you could, would you suck your own penis, or for ladies, would you eat yourself out?

It's pretty pleasing, not going to fib.


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Response to Auto-Fellatio? 2012-04-27 16:11:19 Reply

At 4/27/12 04:09 PM, SolidToad wrote: I have realized that this is not a skill everyone has been gifted with.

So, if you could, would you suck your own penis, or for ladies, would you eat yourself out?

It's pretty pleasing, not going to fib.

Why is this thread so much like Omegle?


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Response to Auto-Fellatio? 2012-04-27 16:11:52 Reply

thats pretty gay bro

death to brony scum


you talk a good one but u dont do what your supposed to do

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Response to Auto-Fellatio? 2012-04-27 16:12:22 Reply

This thread was already made, general consensus was that people wanted to do it. I don't think I would, actually.

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Response to Auto-Fellatio? 2012-04-27 16:13:29 Reply

At 4/27/12 04:11 PM, Sanch wrote: thats pretty gay bro

death to brony scum

So you would do it then? That's coolio. Technically it's asexual, since it's your own genitalia.


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Response to Auto-Fellatio? 2012-04-27 16:16:09 Reply

At 4/27/12 04:13 PM, SolidToad wrote: So you would do it then? That's coolio. Technically it's asexual, since it's your own genitalia.

i actually can but no i would not. id rather go without dickbreath


you talk a good one but u dont do what your supposed to do

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Response to Auto-Fellatio? 2012-04-27 16:18:49 Reply

At 4/27/12 04:11 PM, Sanch wrote: thats pretty gay bro

death to brony scum

Cum on guys, gay jokes aren't funny anymore!


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Response to Auto-Fellatio? 2012-04-27 17:02:43 Reply

(NSFW) This guy is Brilliant at it!


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Response to Auto-Fellatio? 2012-04-27 17:03:38 Reply

I'm flexible enough.

Just too uninterested in sex to care.


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Response to Auto-Fellatio? 2012-04-27 17:13:44 Reply

At 4/27/12 05:03 PM, Landpaddle wrote: I'm flexible enough.

Just too uninterested in sex to care.

I care to much for reach..

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Response to Auto-Fellatio? 2012-04-27 18:32:04 Reply

I do not have the least bit of desire for that ability.

Even if it's my own dick, i'd rather not give a blowjob and take a load in my mouth.

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Response to Auto-Fellatio? 2012-04-27 20:27:37 Reply

So do you swallow?
I don't care if it's your own, sucking dick is gay if you're a guy.

Seems like you can't even work it as well as a girl could and it's more trouble than it's worth. I think somebody else doing it would be better.


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Response to Auto-Fellatio? 2012-04-27 20:28:58 Reply

If it wasnt so god damned uncomfortable

Id rather just get one of my fur-bros to suck it


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Response to Auto-Fellatio? 2012-04-27 21:07:55 Reply

At 4/27/12 05:13 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:
At 4/27/12 05:03 PM, Landpaddle wrote: I'm flexible enough.

Just too uninterested in sex to care.
I care to much for reach..

HURR DURR

A Jew isn't going to have a big enough penis to auto-fellate himself.

Did you know that the only thing smaller than a Jew's cock is a negro's to-do list?


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Response to Auto-Fellatio? 2012-04-27 21:23:27 Reply

It's funny when people comment on self gratification as being gay.

Myself? I can do it, I am the type that is able to bite toenails etc. and I have seen how flexible I can get, I would be able to at least lick my own penis but maybe not get my lips around it, if Iwas able to likely not get further than the head.
Would I do it? Nah, I find normal masturbating to be fine and easy, sucking myself off would be far to painful and awkward keeping my body in such a position. To be honest it wouldn't give enough pleasure to be worth the effort. Also added to those physical reasons I dislike the idea of sucking myself off, I leave such things for another to do even if currently rarely.


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Response to Auto-Fellatio? 2012-04-27 21:25:02 Reply

No. that is quite disgusting.


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Response to Auto-Fellatio? 2012-04-27 21:26:16 Reply

I still will only use my hand.


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Response to Auto-Fellatio? 2012-04-27 21:30:18 Reply

At 4/27/12 09:26 PM, Sequenced wrote: I still will only use my hand.

The hand will always be there, easy to use and always avilable, sitting, lying down, standing. At times when bored and simply wanting something to do with your hands the chance is always there.
With using your own mouth, it ruins that, it takes away the ease and flow and makes it something that needs it's seperate time and space for. Ruining the event as a whole.


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Response to Auto-Fellatio? 2012-04-27 21:33:19 Reply

Auto-fellatio is one of the largest turnoffs and one of the most disgusting things I can think of.

However, whenever I do think about it, I think about that the said person would probably break there neck and choke on their own Penis.


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Response to Auto-Fellatio? 2012-04-27 22:14:19 Reply

i can put my legs my head was i gag on my cock i am being serious btw


if it is a gigantic horrible typo mah bad

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Response to Auto-Fellatio? 2012-04-27 22:21:42 Reply

If I weren't dating right now, yes.


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Response to Auto-Fellatio? 2012-04-28 01:56:18 Reply

At 4/27/12 08:28 PM, Xenomit wrote: Id rather just get one of my fur-bros to suck it

That is really fucking disgusting.


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