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At 4/27/12 04:09 PM, SolidToad wrote: I have realized that this is not a skill everyone has been gifted with.
So, if you could, would you suck your own penis, or for ladies, would you eat yourself out?
It's pretty pleasing, not going to fib.
Why is this thread so much like Omegle?
At 4/27/12 04:13 PM, SolidToad wrote: So you would do it then? That's coolio. Technically it's asexual, since it's your own genitalia.
i actually can but no i would not. id rather go without dickbreath
At 4/27/12 04:11 PM, Sanch wrote: thats pretty gay bro
death to brony scum
Cum on guys, gay jokes aren't funny anymore!
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I do not have the least bit of desire for that ability.
Even if it's my own dick, i'd rather not give a blowjob and take a load in my mouth.
So do you swallow?
I don't care if it's your own, sucking dick is gay if you're a guy.
Seems like you can't even work it as well as a girl could and it's more trouble than it's worth. I think somebody else doing it would be better.
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At 4/27/12 05:13 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:At 4/27/12 05:03 PM, Landpaddle wrote: I'm flexible enough.I care to much for reach..
Just too uninterested in sex to care.HURR DURR
A Jew isn't going to have a big enough penis to auto-fellate himself.
Did you know that the only thing smaller than a Jew's cock is a negro's to-do list?
The preceding post was probably made when I was wasted. Only a fool would think of it as fact.
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It's funny when people comment on self gratification as being gay.
Myself? I can do it, I am the type that is able to bite toenails etc. and I have seen how flexible I can get, I would be able to at least lick my own penis but maybe not get my lips around it, if Iwas able to likely not get further than the head.
Would I do it? Nah, I find normal masturbating to be fine and easy, sucking myself off would be far to painful and awkward keeping my body in such a position. To be honest it wouldn't give enough pleasure to be worth the effort. Also added to those physical reasons I dislike the idea of sucking myself off, I leave such things for another to do even if currently rarely.
At 4/27/12 09:26 PM, Sequenced wrote: I still will only use my hand.
The hand will always be there, easy to use and always avilable, sitting, lying down, standing. At times when bored and simply wanting something to do with your hands the chance is always there.
With using your own mouth, it ruins that, it takes away the ease and flow and makes it something that needs it's seperate time and space for. Ruining the event as a whole.
Auto-fellatio is one of the largest turnoffs and one of the most disgusting things I can think of.
However, whenever I do think about it, I think about that the said person would probably break there neck and choke on their own Penis.
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i can put my legs my head was i gag on my cock i am being serious btw
if it is a gigantic horrible typo mah bad
At 4/27/12 08:28 PM, Xenomit wrote: Id rather just get one of my fur-bros to suck it
That is really fucking disgusting.