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I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 02:58 AM Reply

Technically, I have a bit of authority over you bitches. I drive a 1999 Dodge Ram 2500, so I can run over your cheap little Corolla. I don't HAVE to bring the pizza to you, I can just put the empty box in front of the door (done this multiple times, nobody's ever done anything). Don't wanna give me a tip? I guess you like to get empty boxes on your porch or balcony (assuming that most of you guys that order pizza live in a hotel). So, that was my short authority speech... POWER TO THE PIZZA (or Chinese...)!


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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 02:59 AM Reply

I aint tippin yo bitch ass. Goddamn it must be two sides.


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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:00 AM Reply

So, let me get this straight.

You are a pizza boy and you're seeking some kind of approval or feeling of superiority, despite having LITERALLY the easiest job in the world, requiring the intelligence of a primeape, all the while driving a gas guzzling redneck esque vehicle?

You are so cool man.


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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:01 AM Reply

How about you give me the pizza and I choose whether I tip you or not, ok, you power-hungry sixteen year old?

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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:01 AM Reply

At 4/22/12 03:00 AM, FallenMartyr wrote: So, let me get this straight.

You are a pizza boy and you're seeking some kind of approval or feeling of superiority, despite having LITERALLY the easiest job in the world, requiring the intelligence of a primeape, all the while driving a gas guzzling redneck esque vehicle?

You are so cool man.

The fact that you still think delivery/waiting is easy is so funny. Goddamn it must be two sides.


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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:03 AM Reply

At 4/22/12 03:01 AM, MiloBased wrote:
At 4/22/12 03:00 AM, FallenMartyr wrote: So, let me get this straight.

You are a pizza boy and you're seeking some kind of approval or feeling of superiority, despite having LITERALLY the easiest job in the world, requiring the intelligence of a primeape, all the while driving a gas guzzling redneck esque vehicle?

You are so cool man.
The fact that you still think delivery/waiting is easy is so funny. Goddamn it must be two sides.

Apparently, tonight is discuss delivering food as an occupation night.

It is easy, you're deluding yourself if you think otherwise. That, or you're an idiot. Probably the latter.


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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:05 AM Reply

At 4/22/12 03:03 AM, FallenMartyr wrote:
Apparently, tonight is discuss delivering food as an occupation night.

It is easy, you're deluding yourself if you think otherwise. That, or you're an idiot. Probably the latter.

So you've done it? You know from experience it's piece of cake?


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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:07 AM Reply

At 4/22/12 03:00 AM, FallenMartyr wrote: So, let me get this straight.
You are so cool man.

Right?


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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:09 AM Reply

At 4/22/12 03:05 AM, MiloBased wrote:
At 4/22/12 03:03 AM, FallenMartyr wrote:
Apparently, tonight is discuss delivering food as an occupation night.

It is easy, you're deluding yourself if you think otherwise. That, or you're an idiot. Probably the latter.
So you've done it? You know from experience it's piece of cake?

So, now we're moving the argument to the position that "you have to have done it to judge".

This is the lowest form of defending an idea.

At the end of the day the occupation gives no sense of accomplishment, contributes next to nothing to mankind and is a typical phase for young teenagers to obtain spending money. If you're still in this occupation in your mid life, you have failed.


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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:10 AM Reply

At 4/22/12 03:01 AM, Skaren wrote: How about you give me the pizza and I choose whether I tip you or not, ok, you power-hungry college student that is currently struggling to keep his apartment?

Sure.


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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:13 AM Reply

At 4/22/12 03:10 AM, PannedCakes wrote:
At 4/22/12 03:01 AM, Skaren wrote: How about you give me the pizza and I choose whether I tip you or not, ok, you power-hungry college student that is currently struggling to keep his apartment?
Sure.

Don't try to guilt trip me when you're handing me the horrendous disc-shaped cardboard they call pizza over at that horrible place called "Pizza Hut," you shit peddler. Goddamn it must be two sides.

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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:14 AM Reply

At 4/22/12 02:58 AM, PannedCakes wrote: I can just put the empty box in front of the door

Just put down an empty box? I mean, if someone hands me an empty box I'll feel it. And if they don't hand me the box then the business doesn't get any money. And if the business doesn't get paid, I can't imagine you keeping that job for long. So this doesn't make any sense to me.

You have a job anyone can do, you get paid shitty, and you have to deal with people and their bad attitudes. I've had a shitty job before too. These three things define what the bottom of the barrel job is. Congratulations on your pizza hut job, and your 1999 truck.


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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:18 AM Reply

At 4/22/12 03:14 AM, Razz wrote:
At 4/22/12 02:58 AM, PannedCakes wrote: I can just put the empty box in front of the door
Just put down an empty box? I mean, if someone hands me an empty box I'll feel it. And if they don't hand me the box then the business doesn't get any money. And if the business doesn't get paid, I can't imagine you keeping that job for long. So this doesn't make any sense to me.

You have a job anyone can do, you get paid shitty, and you have to deal with people and their bad attitudes. I've had a shitty job before too. These three things define what the bottom of the barrel job is. Congratulations on your pizza hut job, and your 1999 truck.

Thank you, it actually is a very nice truck. It can actually be a fun job, if you at least try. At a dead end? Make it fun by trying to drift in to a U turn (and then accidentally hitting a mailbox). Seriously though, I deliver the people their pizza, and I'm nice about it. Sometimes I like to just put excess pizza boxes in front of random people's doors, to be honest.


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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:19 AM Reply

At 4/22/12 02:58 AM, PannedCakes wrote: I can just put the empty box in front of the door (done this multiple times, nobody's ever done anything).

How do you get paid if you do this?


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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:25 AM Reply

At 4/22/12 03:18 AM, PannedCakes wrote: likes his shitty old truck. likes his shitty job. makes the best of things.

I'd buy a pizza from this guy, and leave a decent tip.


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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:28 AM Reply

Anybody else notice how almost all the users who posted here have MLP user icons?


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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:30 AM Reply

At 4/22/12 02:58 AM, PannedCakes wrote: Technically, I have a bit of authority over you bitches.

Wait, no you don't. We can call your shitty Pizza Hut and complain until they fire you. Problem solved.

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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:31 AM Reply

At 4/22/12 03:30 AM, Skaren wrote:
At 4/22/12 02:58 AM, PannedCakes wrote: Technically, I have a bit of authority over you bitches.
Wait, no you don't. We can call your shitty Pizza Hut and complain until they fire you. Problem solved.

I can go down the street to the other Pizza Hut, problem solved.


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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:33 AM Reply

At 4/22/12 03:31 AM, PannedCakes wrote:
At 4/22/12 03:30 AM, Skaren wrote:
At 4/22/12 02:58 AM, PannedCakes wrote: Technically, I have a bit of authority over you bitches.
Wait, no you don't. We can call your shitty Pizza Hut and complain until they fire you. Problem solved.
I can go down the street to the other Pizza Hut, problem solved.

I'm sure you'll get a shining recommendation from your boss who's just had his phone lines lit up with pissed off white people.

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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:37 AM Reply

At 4/22/12 03:31 AM, PannedCakes wrote:
At 4/22/12 03:30 AM, Skaren wrote:
At 4/22/12 02:58 AM, PannedCakes wrote: Technically, I have a bit of authority over you bitches.
Wait, no you don't. We can call your shitty Pizza Hut and complain until they fire you. Problem solved.
I can go down the street to the other Pizza Hut, problem solved.

After this I refuse to believe anyone would employ you.

Pics proving you work at Pizza Hut or gtfo.


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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:38 AM Reply

At 4/22/12 02:58 AM, PannedCakes wrote: My inflated ego is inflated!!!

You're dumber than a bucket of rocks.

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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:44 AM Reply

At 4/22/12 03:28 AM, Eddmario wrote: Anybody else notice how almost all the users who posted here have MLP user icons?

What does that have got to do with anything?


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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:45 AM Reply

At 4/22/12 03:44 AM, Gimmick wrote:
At 4/22/12 03:28 AM, Eddmario wrote: Anybody else notice how almost all the users who posted here have MLP user icons?
What does that have got to do with anything?

It has can be sort of annoying.


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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:55 AM Reply

At 4/22/12 03:45 AM, FallenMartyr wrote:
At 4/22/12 03:44 AM, Gimmick wrote:
At 4/22/12 03:28 AM, Eddmario wrote: Anybody else notice how almost all the users who posted here have MLP user icons?
What does that have got to do with anything?
It has can be sort of annoying.

How?


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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 04:02 AM Reply

Watch out for the pranks that have deliveries far away from your pizza hut. If you don't get to the house on time, they don't have to pay.


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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 05:08 AM Reply

i pick up my pizza, wheres your authority now?!


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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. Apr. 22nd, 2012 @ 06:17 AM Reply

You sound like a major douche.


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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. May. 6th, 2012 @ 06:30 AM Reply

Sorry, but Pizza Hut's delivery sucks. Nice try though.


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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. May. 6th, 2012 @ 06:51 AM Reply

Good for you. You know that pizza delivery boys end up dying the most right?


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Response to I Deliver for Pizza Hut. May. 6th, 2012 @ 09:39 AM Reply

have fun losing your job.