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Big Slippery Dicks

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Big Slippery Dicks 2012-04-19 18:00:38


We all love a good Slippery Dick, so lets talk about the biggest one you've ever seen! I've heard they can grow up to 30cm.


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Response to Big Slippery Dicks 2012-04-19 18:04:33


I like where this is going...

Response to Big Slippery Dicks 2012-04-19 18:06:26


Lol what were those scientists thinking.


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Response to Big Slippery Dicks 2012-04-19 18:09:42


Ugh! What good is a wiki about a fish if it doesn't say how good it is to eat??

Response to Big Slippery Dicks 2012-04-19 18:27:25


At 4/19/12 06:06 PM, SSPBourne wrote: Lol what were those scientists thinking.

"Man those things are slippery. And they're about the length of the average penis. Let's call them 'slippery dicks.'"


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Response to Big Slippery Dicks 2012-04-19 18:44:15


Were they discovered and named by someone who was sexually frustrated?


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Response to Big Slippery Dicks 2012-04-19 18:58:23


I'd never rofld that hard in years, thanks.


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Response to Big Slippery Dicks 2012-04-19 19:00:03


why'd I click this thread

Response to Big Slippery Dicks 2012-04-19 19:01:27


At 4/19/12 07:00 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: why'd I click this thread

Deep down everyone knows why.


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Response to Big Slippery Dicks 2012-04-19 19:04:02


At 4/19/12 06:09 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote: Ugh! What good is a wiki about a fish if it doesn't say how good it is to eat??

You can taste my slippery dick and see if you want?

I breed them

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Response to Big Slippery Dicks 2012-04-19 19:13:19


At 4/19/12 06:27 PM, Drake wrote:
At 4/19/12 06:06 PM, SSPBourne wrote: Lol what were those scientists thinking.
"Man those things are slippery. And they're about the length of the average penis. Let's call them 'slippery dicks.'"

30cm is almost a foot long. My dick is not the average to compare to, my friend.


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