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2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-17 21:54:53 Reply

December 21, 2012. The world is going to end. Aliens from a distant world have judged the people of Earth to be unfit to live past that date, so we will all be exterminated.

Since we will all die, you get to choose how the world will end. It can be any way you want, even something completely insane like drowning in partially hydrogenated yogurt out of some guy's armpits or being snusnu'd by alien women 1000 times sexier than Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie combined (and for the women, alien mega-hunks)!

Whatever the outcome, we must all die. Choose your demise.

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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-17 21:56:17 Reply

A rainfall of cum drowns us all.


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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-17 21:56:54 Reply

Since nobody will die, I'll say we'll simply be invaded by aliens, who will kill all humans. According to Futurama, it's bound to happen soon.

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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-17 21:57:17 Reply

Ice age. We will all die in an ice age.


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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-17 21:59:52 Reply

Nuclear war. Possible. I better build my shelter soon.


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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-17 22:00:18 Reply

Zombie Apocalypse. For once I could be a badass, and know what I'm talking about at the same time.

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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-17 22:03:26 Reply

Plants invade the earth, make excess oxygen and the concentration of oxygen in the atmosphere kills us all. Or the plants just strangle us all.


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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-17 22:05:19 Reply

Hm. If I had to choose, we'd all be ripped in half by 6 foot black dicks.


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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-17 22:18:03 Reply

At 4/17/12 10:00 PM, Sectus wrote: Zombie Apocalypse.

I wish. I'd survive it with Evil-Dog for sure.

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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-17 22:19:14 Reply

The thawing of Hitler.

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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-18 03:14:58 Reply

Time gets reset.


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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-18 03:29:06 Reply

I'm going the Dragon Ball Z approach by saying some crazy mad scientist will invent Androids to kick ass and kill everybody and everything they see.


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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-18 03:31:31 Reply

We'll all get trolled to death.


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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-18 03:40:41 Reply

At 4/17/12 10:03 PM, Gimmick wrote: Plants invade the earth, make excess oxygen and the concentration of oxygen in the atmosphere kills us all. Or the plants just strangle us all.

Everything you just said except the word choice of invading is exactly like how that one Futurama episode ended, but with Bender lighting a cigar, resulting in the planet blowing up.


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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-18 03:40:44 Reply

A swift and painless death by the Lazah is all i ask


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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-18 03:45:39 Reply

The world will end and we will be transported to a universe where the world didn't end.

Also the universe is identical to the one we're in now, except that bitches are shit.

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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-18 03:46:48 Reply

Someone figures out time travel on that day and goes back to the first fire ever made, just to piss it out. The result is when he returns to the present we all cease to exist instantly. We never knew what happened.

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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-18 03:51:08 Reply

Fucking Zombies hands down.

I already planned it all out too.
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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-18 04:05:52 Reply

Being a resident extraterrestrial on your planet, I can verify that this isn't at all difficult. All one has to do is generate a strong-force tachyon field matching the electromagnetic frequency of your species and vibrate you apart at the atomic level. Very clean, very quick, very efficient, and no fallout negatively affecting the other indigenous life.

being snusnu'd by alien women 1000 times sexier than Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie combined (and for the women, alien mega-hunks)!

Jolie would subtract points from Alba, so I don't find the concept difficult to comprehend.

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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-18 04:36:35 Reply

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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-18 04:48:26 Reply

ZOMBIES!

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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-18 08:01:48 Reply

I want to see this happen (listen to the Benny Hill theme while watching it to make it even better):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3iJmOq7o7c


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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-18 08:35:22 Reply

The planet Saturn some how descends onto Earth.

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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-18 08:52:31 Reply

I actually believe each continent should suffer a different more worthy and appealing fate. North America, populated as it is, should just go through extreme climate changes like major heat waves or extreme blizzards. South America is the only part of the world where a giant asteroids hits and destroys that part, Europe should face a major International Riot of mobs and angry people raging through the place like bulldozers. Africa suffers through drought, earthquake, volcano I don't know. Asia, having the biggest population has a major pandemic.

Though, if anything I'm really going for a epic Pandemic Apocalypse.


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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-18 08:55:29 Reply

Space Lobsters, obviously. Or "Reapers" as some call them.


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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-18 10:59:31 Reply

alien dinosaurs!


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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-18 11:03:17 Reply

Any apocalypse would be fine as long as there is also some badass post-apocalypse


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Response to 2012: Choose Your Apocalypse 2012-04-18 11:06:43 Reply

Fallout: Ghouls,Mutations,Aliens,Robots,Everything has a 50ish trend & I set world on fire is on radio multipul times a day.
Although i don't have a vault so I have slim chance of survival of bomb drops.
So maybe it'd be better for just wishing for a regular zombie apocalypse, no special types.


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