December 21, 2012. The world is going to end. Aliens from a distant world have judged the people of Earth to be unfit to live past that date, so we will all be exterminated.
Since we will all die, you get to choose how the world will end. It can be any way you want, even something completely insane like drowning in partially hydrogenated yogurt out of some guy's armpits or being snusnu'd by alien women 1000 times sexier than Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie combined (and for the women, alien mega-hunks)!
Whatever the outcome, we must all die. Choose your demise.
Well, I have homework to do. I'm trying to figure out what 8 divided by 0 is.