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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 06:31 AM Reply

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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 11:20 AM Reply

Poots

I mean really

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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 11:39 AM Reply

There was former football star Dick Butkus:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Butkus

Butkus sounds too much like Butt-kiss. lol.

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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 02:48 PM Reply

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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 02:59 PM Reply

Probably not the worst, but definitely the weirdest last name. Human.

Yes, I once saw a chiropractor and on the plaque outside his rooms was his name and degrees.
Seriously the name on this plaque was I.M.A. Human.

But for the worst last name ever, I'm going with 'America', as in the guys name is 'Trout Fishing in America'. What kind of fucked up name is that.

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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 03:03 PM Reply

Titler.

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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 03:06 PM Reply

At 4/12/12 02:59 PM, gamejunkie wrote: Probably not the worst, but definitely the weirdest last name. Human.

Yes, I once saw a chiropractor and on the plaque outside his rooms was his name and degrees.
Seriously the name on this plaque was I.M.A. Human.

He must secretly be a robot and is trying to hide that lol

I've never thought it was possible to have someone with the last name Human


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 03:09 PM Reply

A few of my friends have some shitty last names including cox and allcock


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 03:14 PM Reply

At 4/12/12 03:09 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: A few of my friends have some shitty last names including cox and allcock

Yeah, I'm the same. I have friends with last name Cox, Cocks, Cockshell, Allcock, Sandercock, Cockburn but my favourite is Cockswell.

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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 03:23 PM Reply

Some people probably think Wang or Dong are bad.

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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 03:25 PM Reply

Paul Dickov
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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 03:38 PM Reply

How about Australian Rules Footballer.

Steele Sidebottom.

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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 03:43 PM Reply

Probably Fulp. It sounds like a name you'd give your tumor or something.


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 03:53 PM Reply

Some guy in my school takes spanish, his last name is Pusei.


Just call me Psycho for short.

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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 07:15 PM Reply

They did this thing in Quebec where they combined the parents last names to give their child a last name. The funniest one I heard was "Etu-Gay" which is, "Are you gay." Just imagine being in school, the teacher reading out the names and your name is something like "Michael Etu-Gay".


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 07:27 PM Reply

Someone at my school is named Sackrider, funny thing is she's a girl.


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 09:08 PM Reply

I once heard about a man named Harry Balls.

He was a war veteran and they were going to name a building after him, but then decided not to for obvious reasons.

You know your name sucks when....
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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 09:10 PM Reply

At 4/12/12 03:18 PM, Austerity wrote: My last name is worse than any listed here.

I will bet you 100$ that mine is worse than yours.


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 10:40 PM Reply

jack hoffman...... just say it what does it sound like


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 11:11 PM Reply

Hehe!


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 11:13 PM Reply

At 4/11/12 09:29 PM, Jeffyx wrote: Whats the worst last names of people you knew? Mine are
Dick
Clenabitch
Focker
Gaylore
Gay
Fagot
Shithead(probobly the worst, but its pronounced Shi - Thead)

My mom told me she worked with somebody with the last name "Cuntz". Thats hardcore.


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 13th, 2012 @ 05:50 AM Reply

At 4/13/12 01:27 AM, Austerity wrote:
At 4/12/12 09:10 PM, SoapyCola wrote:
At 4/12/12 03:18 PM, Austerity wrote: My last name is worse than any listed here.
I will bet you 100$ that mine is worse than yours.
I'll take that bet

How about you both PM me your last names, which I shall not disclose to anyone, and I shall make a fair and impartial judgement of whose name is worst.

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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 15th, 2012 @ 06:39 PM Reply

At 4/12/12 03:06 PM, Revo357912 wrote:
At 4/12/12 02:59 PM, gamejunkie wrote: Probably not the worst, but definitely the weirdest last name. Human.

Yes, I once saw a chiropractor and on the plaque outside his rooms was his name and degrees.
Seriously the name on this plaque was I.M.A. Human.
He must secretly be a robot and is trying to hide that lol

I've never thought it was possible to have someone with the last name Human

Or an alien trying to integrate with human society, where he will breed with our females creating a hybrid master race that will succeed his dying race and then become the ruling race of earth.