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Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 11th, 2012 @ 09:29 PM Reply

Whats the worst last names of people you knew? Mine are
Dick
Clenabitch
Focker
Gaylore
Gay
Fagot
Shithead(probobly the worst, but its pronounced Shi - Thead)


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 11th, 2012 @ 09:32 PM Reply

Jello
Voncumbich
Gaylord
Wiener
Boner
Hamburger


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 11th, 2012 @ 09:32 PM Reply

At 4/11/12 09:29 PM, Jeffyx wrote: Whats the worst last names of people you knew? Mine are
Dick
Clenabitch
Focker
Gaylore
Gay
Fagot
Shithead(probobly the worst, but its pronounced Shi - Thead)

I knew a black guy whose last name was Koon. Best part was since he was in the army that's what we had to call him by. Felt bad saying it...


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 11th, 2012 @ 09:33 PM Reply

Well the full name was Harry P. ness.


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 11th, 2012 @ 09:34 PM Reply

Pickles
Slappy
Pooly
Stool


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 11th, 2012 @ 09:36 PM Reply

Kok
Niggemeyer
yoo suk
fagot
mangina
takeshita
Willie stroker (judge too!)
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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 11th, 2012 @ 09:37 PM Reply

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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 11th, 2012 @ 09:39 PM Reply

Obama.

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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 11th, 2012 @ 09:43 PM Reply

This isn't worst. But I knew a girl with the last name of Keepers. I thought it was sooo cute like "she's a keeper!". Adorable.


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 11th, 2012 @ 09:45 PM Reply

Friend of mine's name is Fergus A. Pierie.

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Lovelady.


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 11th, 2012 @ 09:50 PM Reply

Fulp.


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 11th, 2012 @ 09:52 PM Reply

Outhouse.


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 11th, 2012 @ 09:52 PM Reply

At 4/11/12 09:50 PM, SoapyCola wrote: Fulp.

Woah!
You are ridiculous


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 11th, 2012 @ 09:59 PM Reply

At 4/11/12 09:52 PM, NightOwlRoost wrote:
At 4/11/12 09:50 PM, SoapyCola wrote: Fulp.
Woah!
You are ridiculous

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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 11th, 2012 @ 10:01 PM Reply

Brown, Black, Freeman

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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 11th, 2012 @ 10:20 PM Reply

Butts. It's funny too 'cause he's in the military so he's got a patch with it on his chest at all times.


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 11th, 2012 @ 10:56 PM Reply

I once knew a girl with the last name Blood. Best last name ever, especially if her claim to be directly descended from some Welsh leader of a plot to steal the crown jewels of England, who had a last name along those lines, is at all accurate.

I'm almost directly descended from Robert Burns, but the surname died out in my bit of the line a few generations ago. I consider myself lucky to have avoided it, keeping in mind that I once almost got kicked out of college due to false charges of arson.


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 11th, 2012 @ 10:58 PM Reply

any jewish last name because frankly i'm not very fond of the jews

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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 01:13 AM Reply

I used to be a telemarketer, and I would keep a collection of funny names that I had to call. Here are some just last names (some first are in parenthesis if needed):
Dickler
Dong (Hyung Dong)
Schlitz
(Bud)Wizer
(Sum)Yung-Dong
(Harry) Dick

But the one I most felt sorry for was a guy with the unfortunate last name of Dover, with the unfortunate first name of Ben because (in his own words) his parents were super cruel. What was worse was that his brother was on his policy, and his name was Stan Dover. If their names hadn't been on my screen, I would have thought he was lying, but they were.

Had to take a break after that call because I couldn't stop laughing.

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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 01:16 AM Reply

ILikeDickInMyAss, that's probably the worst last name ever.

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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 01:27 AM Reply

Scrotum.


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 01:32 AM Reply

At work we have a customer called Mr Mingay. It has to be the most unappealing surname I've ever heard and I'd heard a lot. It just sounds horrible anytime you say. Both parts do not make the other sound any better.

Also the best one I've ever heard is De'ath.

I want to marry a man with that surname so that I can be Leanne De'ath.


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 01:33 AM Reply

hunt

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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 01:37 AM Reply

At 4/11/12 09:29 PM, Jeffyx wrote: Whats the worst last names of people you knew? Mine are
Dick
Clenabitch
Focker
Gaylore
Gay
Fagot
Shithead(probobly the worst, but its pronounced Shi - Thead)

Richard Head, Dick is short for Richard.

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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 01:39 AM Reply

First name Myke
Last name Hawke


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 04:31 AM Reply

At 4/11/12 10:01 PM, saqwert wrote: Freeman

HOW THE FUCK DARE YOU

Worst last names you ever heard of?


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 04:47 AM Reply

ngyuen or however the fuck they are spelled

way to many of them

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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? Apr. 12th, 2012 @ 05:17 AM Reply

At 4/12/12 04:31 AM, jonathanfis wrote:
At 4/11/12 10:01 PM, saqwert wrote: Freeman
HOW THE FUCK DARE YOU

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