When I grow up

[Sensationalism]

I want to be a scientist. Then I can get to work on genetically modifying women to be born with vagina dentata. And then goodbye rape.

[Dogmeat]

At 4/8/12 03:48 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I want to be a scientist. Then I can get to work on genetically modifying women to be born with vagina dentata. And then goodbye rape.

Hello sudden increase in plier sales.

[Jester]

At 4/8/12 03:48 PM, Sensationalism wrote: And then goodbye rape.

Then hello mass fleshlight production.

[nameistaken1]

I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies.

When I grow up, I wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have groupies. When I grow up, be on TV, people know me, be on magazines. When I grow up, fresh and clean, number one chick when I step out on the scene

[Klobb17]

While your goal and intentions may be noble and pure, they are also stupid. Please, don't give our women vagina teeth. That is just horrible.

Although that doesn't solve anal and oral rape though...

[SirFinland]

When I grow up, I want to be a depressed alcoholic who lost his family and job for drinking too much.

[SubparTony]

How will you achieve that?

[Boss]

At 4/8/12 03:55 PM, nameistaken1 wrote: I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies.

When I grow up, I wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have groupies. When I grow up, be on TV, people know me, be on magazines. When I grow up, fresh and clean, number one chick when I step out on the scene

you plagiarist SCUM

[Sheizenhammer]

*cough*

[welshassassin]

Morals :) Thank God some people still have them.

[Boss]

dude do you realize that this would be really bad terrible bitches would be biting dudes dicks off for NO reason those estrogen pumped ticking time bombs would take out countries with their cunts !!!! dear fucking lord then it would be a savage battle between TLOHM (the legion of homosexual men) against VDEPBS (Vagina dentata estrogen pumped bitch succubi) in a battle to the death each holding CONTINENT o territory the remaining straight people would escape into space on a spaceship that would have a demise similar to that of challengers in the 80s and once the depleted forced of the VDEPBS ran into a cave from the injured weak TLOHM the TLOHM would die leaving the VDEPBS a chance to use their mitochondrial DNA to reproduce unigenderally and then the aliens the new world order was previously in contact with would have to come and destroy eartth

[Klobb17]

At 4/8/12 04:17 PM, Boss wrote:

:Blah

I think you just summarized the prologue to the anime Vandread.

[Boss]

At 4/8/12 04:20 PM, Klobb17 wrote:

At 4/8/12 04:17 PM, Boss wrote: Blah

I think you just summarized the prologue to the anime Vandread.

fuck i wanted to patent that and sell it to DC comics for a corndog and a bag of corn from the hannaford in oklahoma

[PrincessLuna]

I want to be an emoticon.

[Mismo]

Don't want to burst your bubble here but, there is still a possible chance of anal rape.

[Sensationalism]

At 4/8/12 04:27 PM, Mismo wrote: Don't want to burst your bubble here but, there is still a possible chance of anal rape.

Good point. TEETH. EVERYWHERE.

[Gagsy]

Underground vaginal dentistry will become a major career though I fear.

[Klobb17]

At 4/8/12 04:32 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 4/8/12 04:27 PM, Mismo wrote: Don't want to burst your bubble here but, there is still a possible chance of anal rape.

Good point. TEETH. EVERYWHERE.

Mother of God....
When I grow up, I'm gonna stop you, you maniac!

[Painbringer]

Or you could reprogram women to like the "surprise sex"

And maybe reprogram them to be loud mouths about it, potentially deterring a male rapist.

[Head-Full-Of-Acid]

There would be a lot of teeth brushing...

or your snatch would end up looking like a bum's mouth.

[AutumnalEquinox]

When I grow up, I want to work on cars.

[Sensationalism]

At 4/8/12 04:43 PM, Painbringer wrote: Or you could reprogram women to like the "surprise sex"

And maybe reprogram them to be loud mouths about it, potentially deterring a male rapist.

You shall be my assistant!

At 4/8/12 04:47 PM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: There would be a lot of teeth brushing...

or your snatch would end up looking like a bum's mouth.

Nooo because you don't shove food in there so it's gonna be clean anyway!

[Kwing]

If you're going to go into genetic engineering, try creating humans that can safely eat genetically modified crops.

[YenMuffin]

At 4/8/12 03:48 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I want to be a scientist. Then I can get to work on genetically modifying women to be born with vagina dentata. And then goodbye rape.

Did you just watch Teeth or something?

Even if it's to stop rape, that's a terrible idea.

[Loki]

When I grow up
I wanna be famous
I wanna be a star
I wanna be in movies
When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have groupies
When I grow up
Be on TV
People know me
Be on magazines
When I grow up
Fresh and clean
Number one chick when I step out on the scene

[NeutralObjections]

At 4/8/12 03:48 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I want to be a scientist. Then I can get to work on genetically modifying women to be born with vagina dentata. And then goodbye rape.

That movie was as hilarious as it was disturbing.

[JBKalso]

When I grow up I want boobies.

[Boomstick]

At 4/8/12 03:48 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I want to be a scientist. Then I can get to work on genetically modifying women to be born with vagina dentata. And then goodbye rape.

When I grow up I want to be a biology expert and master chemist so I can produce a super steroid that makes men 10 times stronger each time they have sex.

[TucoM]

At 4/8/12 03:48 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I want to be a scientist. Then I can get to work on genetically modifying women to be born with vagina dentata. And then goodbye rape.

I'm working on a Kevlar condom project right now.

[HipnikDragomir]

Be the next great musician.