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Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 15:13:48

Does anyone here besides me feel that men who masturbate deserve to be slaughtered?

I have had two brothers and two roommates who have frequently masturbated. I could hear them from beyond the walls and the entire time I thought of how disgusting what they were doing was, and how the same urges that drove them to masturbate were the urges that drove men to do terrible things to women like rape them and cause them to become pregnant. In masturbating, these men were dreaming of hurting women in sexual ways.

So all I thought was that it would be unjust if one day the masturbators were not murdered. Masturbators are not only polluting their immediate environment with the stench of their disgusting behaviors, but they are also doing it with malevolent, animalistic intent. They can not control their emotions, because they are like animals.

Because of that, any man who masturbates deserves to be butchered. Every day I keep thinking about how I want to kill my room mates and how I will tear apart their flesh as punishment for the masturbations they perform.

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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 15:15:53

But us master baiters are good people!


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 15:15:58

So, you got erectile dysfunction or something?

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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 15:16:12

Fail troll is failed. I give you a 2 out of 10 for the effort, but you could have tried a lot harder.

At 4/8/12 03:13 PM, Asperchu wrote: and how the same urges that drove them to masturbate were the urges that drove men to do terrible things to women like rape them and cause them to become pregnant. In masturbating, these men were dreaming of hurting women in sexual ways.

Every time you're angry about something (say, men who masturbate, for example) you have the same feelings that murderers do when they slaughter someone (say, a man who masturbates).


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 15:19:48

actually in history most men who do NOT masturbate became terrible murderers and did terrible things to women. Mostly masturbation is your way of honoring the lord and getting urges out of your body that make you want to kill and mutilate women. OP will most likely grow up to be a serial killer, statistically. Interviews with John wayne Gacy's mother show that it seemed he never looked at women or masturbated, yet he killed and FUCKED little children. This community on NG here is mostly docile jack offers. Ted bundy and charles manson met in the 50s and in a small apartment they were reportedly heard through the thin papery walls to be discussing how they thought masturbation was discusting and they would love to rip apart the flesh of all masturbaters and cut the skin off of them and eat the skin ad puke it into their parents mouths to let them know thy rose an awful child. ok i am paraphrasing here but that was the gist of it. OP please seek mental health becuase there are even women who masturbate alot some of them much more than men


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 15:21:58

Nice try starting a flame war, but your cake is too suspicious.


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 15:40:02

I understand why you're upset, it's because you've never masturbated. It makes you nicer. All of the stress goes away, and it's actually been proven as a healthy habit. Get fappin', boy. And not everyone thinks of rape while they're masturbating.


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 15:53:23

Haha oh yes. "Polluting the environment with their disgusting stench and moaning." "Thinking of rape or ways of hurting women, just by masturbating." "Animalistic intent" "They become animals (even though humans are classified as animals and are part of the animal kingdom)"

Bravo, not even anti-porn/masturbation officials could come up with some of these.


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 15:57:13

Are you FurryFox's little brother?


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 15:59:06

You'd be having a massacre of more than half of the world's population! That would have major fallbacks!

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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 16:15:03

So you want a mass genocide of all the men and women around the world? Have you considered working for the Taliban?

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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 16:15:41

What about women who finger themselves? Should we be slaughtered too?
Just tell them to shut the fuck up, besides masturbation is part of being human. If worst comes to worse, bust into their room while their in the middle of 'the act' and pour bleach onto their dicks :)
Simple.


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 16:39:38

At 4/8/12 03:15 PM, Drake wrote: But us master baiters are good people!

Yes, we provide the world with fish and such!


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 17:01:33

So, you want 95% of Newgrounds butchered? You are one cruel guy. Not only would we lose the staff and majority of the users, but the new users who come in will be 13 year olds who haven't even started masterbating, they'll see this thread and get so scared for their lives that they will turn into priests that never have sex, causing the worlds population to decline so low that humanity will become extinct, all thanks to you wanting to slaughter the masturbaters.


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 17:03:50

I'm dead then?


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 17:10:01

At 4/8/12 03:15 PM, Drake wrote: But us master baiters are good people!

Well you can't jerk off with good intentions exactly...

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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 17:21:38

You don't troll me asshole/.

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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 17:26:20

At 4/8/12 05:24 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:
At 4/8/12 05:21 PM, BlindWeaver wrote: You don't troll me asshole/.
is this implying that he's targeting just you

Quit implying shit.

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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 17:28:15

At 4/8/12 05:27 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:
At 4/8/12 05:26 PM, BlindWeaver wrote: Quit implying shit.
you're implying, i'm just inferring

Quit inferring shit!

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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 17:31:53

Masturbating is a good thing. It helps you get urges out of your system so you don't start dry-humping your sister at her wedding. It's a very normal thing. Natural, and it's nothing to be ashamed of. Wanting to 'rip your roommates' flash apart and slaughter them for masturbating, now that is not normal and you could go to jail for that. Now, we all know you don't want to go jail, do you?


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 17:58:35

if you want to fool people don't go so over the top, "aspergerchu"


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 21:33:22

At 4/8/12 05:58 PM, Sanch wrote: if you want to fool people don't go so over the top, "aspergerchu"

No. This thread is not a joke.

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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 21:37:09

At 4/8/12 09:33 PM, Asperchu wrote:
At 4/8/12 05:58 PM, Sanch wrote: if you want to fool people don't go so over the top, "aspergerchu"
No. This thread is not a joke.

Lol you almost fooled me. I thought you were that dumb poster amarantharus whatever gone crazy. But no you are that wanabe troll asperchu.


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 21:41:29

At 4/8/12 09:33 PM, Asperchu wrote:
At 4/8/12 05:58 PM, Sanch wrote: if you want to fool people don't go so over the top, "aspergerchu"
No. This thread is not a joke.

So... you are really considering slaughtering your roommates? Dude, thats really fucking serious. Like, you could go to jail for the rest of your fucking life!


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 21:59:23

At 4/8/12 03:13 PM, Asperchu wrote: In masturbating, these men were dreaming of hurting women in sexual ways.

How would you know what another mans thoughts were ?

Because of that, any man who masturbates deserves to be butchered.

Thats a little extreme, but I do get that stroking the limber is a dirty deed. I stopped given myself massages when I realized my precious man seed needs to go inside of a female instead of a napkin


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 22:03:18

0/10 man.
Without masturbators we would have higher sexual crimes, so what's better, people who just let out their frustration through a simple exercise or having a degenerate society where no one is safe?


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 22:20:52

At 4/8/12 03:13 PM, Asperchu wrote: ZOMG Masturbation itz teh evilz, kill 'em all nao.

So in other words, you want to slaughter all of the people who want to get their rocks off? Yeah, that's a real productive solution to a virtual non-issue, and whining about it here will do you no good.

Weak bluff, you silly troll.


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 22:22:15

At 4/8/12 10:20 PM, orangebomb wrote: So in other words, you want to slaughter all of the people who want to get their rocks off?

Hey, it'd put a brick wall in front of overpopulation.


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 22:36:50

Even if this is a troll thread, you have serious problems for writing that. Seek help.


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 22:41:55

At 4/8/12 03:13 PM, Asperchu wrote: Does anyone here besides me feel that men who masturbate deserve to be slaughtered?

that's pretty much every man
hell, forcing men to not masturbate encourages rape-they need to get it out of their system eventually