Im Now Da King Of Middl Scool

[donny1997]

hey ng w hat is up i have aWESOME NEWSS for tell you but iv finaly got 1 year to go in mdl schoool and then i mov to hi school HOW SWEET IS THAT!!!!!!111 im lkn 4ward to gettin laid wit hot chix n beatin up nerds lik the older boys say hi school is the fuNNest experenc any1 can hav i mean EvEN BETTER THEN GOIN 2 THE school danse n makin out with my gurl delilah ( shes liek i said b4 a fUTURE MODAL liek no jk!!!!!!! )
so any1 this jurk brad was cheetin on his gurl calld beth n she be mity fine she have hUGE tit like size B bra n shes probz a gud kissa mayb i kissd her i dnt remmeber cuz im a playa n anyway brad was sayin 2 me "hey fucktard im gunna wallap all ur shit n take a dump on a toaster "" n i was liek ' fuk u i gt 6 pac u only gt liek a 2 pac n a 1 inch dik mines like 4 inch " he was liek " watever"
so we fighted n i did sum world class jacki chan + bruce cum lee moves wich my dad told me " he used 2 be a asfork" i did sum fightin movse on stupid brad like the hai chi choing kickface and the 69 !!!!! he was so pissd he cried hah aha ah wat a looser then i pissed in my great uncles microwave but thats anNOTHER DAY AND A NOTHER flannel
so how was ur day

[Polterguiset]

*cough*

[Revo357912]

You sure your not the idiot thats gonna get beat up? lol

[littlegonkyboy]

english 0/10
thread 0/10
OP idiocy 10/10

[kanef]

yay. you're back.

[Lich]

What
The
Fuck...
Did
I
Just
Read?

[saqwert]

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles, *~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

[SirFinland]

Could we please get a translator over here?

[mandog]

At 4/6/12 09:56 AM, SirFinland wrote: Could we please get a translator over here?

Hello Newgrounds what is up? I have great news! I have a year left in Middle School and I can't wait!.

That about sums it up everything else is crap.

[SirFinland]

At 4/6/12 10:03 AM, mandog wrote: Hello Newgrounds what is up? I have great news! I have a year left in Middle School and I can't wait!.

That about sums it up everything else is crap.

That's it? Goddamn I could make a more interesting thread about my shit earlier today.

[Halberd]

Am I the only one who thinks this thread is hilarious.

Its not Pokemontrainerbrock but its still something...

[Slint]

Yeah, 0/10.

[Retrospeck]

OPs username has 1997. Which means he is 14-15 years old. Which means he is a freshman.

[JimmyTheCaterpillar]

You are obviously the most unpopular little twerp in the entire land of school AND Newgrounds. Please leave if you have nothing worthwhile to say, or at least do not lie to us. We do not lie to you. Plus, we speak PROPER ENGLISH.
Oh, and I am having a great day so far!
Thanks for asking.

[Wurfel-Waffles]

At 4/6/12 07:08 AM, donny1997 wrote: hey ng w hat is up i have aWESOME NEWSS...

Hey Donny, come here to Papa! Lemme slap your bumby hard until you cry! What ya say?

[Chumbawamba]

U ARE GONNA GET EATEN ALIVE KID

[Cosmic]

Mr. Troll, you should know that when you are trying to act like you have a girlfriend, don't fret over "I'm not using a friends name" because Delilah is rarely used...

[TehPoptartKid]

Middle School fucking sucks. Bullies everywhere, shitty cafeteria food, and bad manners from everybody.

You da king? HA HA HA HA!

I spit on your crown.

[Mumbo]

Mr. Troll, how many licks does it take to get to the center of your stupidity?

A lot.

[Scarface]

I don't think I understood any of what I just read, but I agree.

[dlxrevolution]

At 4/6/12 07:08 AM, donny1997 wrote: hey ng w hat is up i have aWESOME NEWSS for tell you but iv finaly got 1 year to go in mdl schoool and then i mov to hi school HOW SWEET IS THAT!!!!!!111 im lkn 4ward to gettin laid wit hot chix n beatin up nerds lik the older boys say hi school is the fuNNest experenc any1 can hav i mean EvEN BETTER THEN GOIN 2 THE school danse n makin out with my gurl delilah ( shes liek i said b4 a fUTURE MODAL liek no jk!!!!!!! )
so any1 this jurk brad was cheetin on his gurl calld beth n she be mity fine she have hUGE tit like size B bra n shes probz a gud kissa mayb i kissd her i dnt remmeber cuz im a playa n anyway brad was sayin 2 me "hey fucktard im gunna wallap all ur shit n take a dump on a toaster "" n i was liek ' fuk u i gt 6 pac u only gt liek a 2 pac n a 1 inch dik mines like 4 inch " he was liek " watever"
so we fighted n i did sum world class jacki chan + bruce cum lee moves wich my dad told me " he used 2 be a asfork" i did sum fightin movse on stupid brad like the hai chi choing kickface and the 69 !!!!! he was so pissd he cried hah aha ah wat a looser then i pissed in my great uncles microwave but thats anNOTHER DAY AND A NOTHER flannel
so how was ur day

Translation:

Hello Newgrounds. I have some good news to tell you guys, I've got one year left in middle school, and off to high school. Isn't that awesome? I'm looking forward to finally loosing my virginity, and beating up nerds who may probably one day be my boss.

Just like the older and more experienced guys say, high school is the most fun experience anyone can have. I mean, it's even better than going to the school dance and making out with my beautiful girlfriend Delilah. (She's so beautiful, she could be a famous model in the near future, but of coarse I'm just joshing)

So anyways, this guy named Brad, who's a jerk, was cheating on his girlfriend, Beth. Come to think of it, she's a very beautiful girl. Her b cup tits are impressive. She's probably a good kisser too. I do remember having an affair with her. I don't quite remember how it went, because I'm such a ladies man, but I digress. Any who, Brad then said to me "Hey fucktard, I'm going to kick your ass then take a dump on a toaster ". Than I replied " Fuck you. I've got a 6 pack. You only got a 2 pack. In addition, your dick is only one inch compared to my massive four inches. He then said "What ever."

So we began to fight, and I did a few moves that had the characteristics of Jackie Chan and Bruce in which my dad had said to me " he used 2 be a asfork". I continued to beat the living shit out of Brad. He was so incredibly upset, that he ended up crying. Then I pee'd in my great uncles microwave. But of coarse, that's another story for another day.

So did your fabulous day go?

Happy trolling...

[Nor]

0/10 try harder.

[PoundDotBlam]

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[Boomstick]

At 4/6/12 09:48 AM, saqwert wrote: love and waffles, *~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

Yes, just yes.
Best post of this horrible thread.

[Jurgen]

Guys...stop taking this so seriously...he's obviously just messing with us.

God damn. It's like everyone in this thread has never been on the internet...

[JBKalso]

Just a couple corrections: elementary school and you're the punching bag of the school.

[Davidson13]

Cool story brah.

[Lionelion]

Try hard