At 4/6/12 11:38 AM, iMini wrote: I'd suck a dick to save my mums life. You'd be some kind of monster not to.

I guess I'm some kind of monster, no news to me though.

That bitch is just gonna have to go.

i would suck that cock so well i would deepthroat that shit and rub it all over my face and swallow..and live happily with the knowledge that i saved my moms life...
its just a dick lol

He'd be dead before he'd even make such a request.

At 4/6/12 04:20 AM, 1-800-CockJoke wrote: Question: Would you suck a dude's dick to save your mom's life?

Yup... she's my mother... everything I have is because of her.
I'd suck a million dicks for her.

I will bite off his dick and then use it to bitch slap him. Then I will proceed to necrophilic sexual intercourse.

At 4/6/12 09:00 AM, Xergozy wrote:

At 4/6/12 08:55 AM, argile wrote:

At 4/6/12 04:20 AM, 1-800-CockJoke wrote: Question: Would you suck a dude's dick to save your mom's life?

That would be desperate and gay,no I wouldn't.

Sucking dick isn't bad, but circumstances like these will never happen.

Dickaphobes

It doesn't matter the circumstance if you're a dude who has a dick inside there every orifices that means they're gay automatically or are left with some sort of trauma.

At 4/6/12 04:20 AM, 1-800-CockJoke wrote: Question: Would you suck a dude's dick to save your mom's life?

Why couldn't she suck it to save her own life?

Would I suck a dick?

Yes.

Would I try to save my mother?

No.

Yes, I would definitley do that to save my mom's life. I'm the kind of person who's extremely desperate and am willing to do anything to get something done, especially if it involves helping people. Trust me, there was a time where I was desperately looking for a job and I went so freaking nuts, I would have done literally anything for it. So I guess I am sad to say I probably would do it, or not sad, depending on some of you guys' interpretations.

At 4/6/12 03:44 PM, Ericho wrote: Yes, I would definitley do that to save my mom's life. I'm the kind of person who's extremely desperate and am willing to do anything to get something done, especially if it involves helping people. Trust me, there was a time where I was desperately looking for a job and I went so freaking nuts, I would have done literally anything for it. So I guess I am sad to say I probably would do it, or not sad, depending on some of you guys' interpretations.

While I still see it as nearly pathetic to go down in such a level of there's in such a situation ,You give a pretty valid reason ... But it's still nothing to be proud off ...I mean I hope that for your sake you're good at swallowing your own pride to get something done before it get's any worser just as you are swallowing down that "Ahh-HMM"
How ungraceful of me...

At 4/6/12 10:41 AM, brokenrecord6299 wrote:

At 4/6/12 10:35 AM, Struggle wrote: LOL OMG EVERYONE WHO SAID YES IS SO GAY YOU WOULD SUCK A COCK WOW FAGGOTS HAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm sorry. I have nothing to say. I just wanted to quote this idiot so badly.

Man, you're dense.

At 4/6/12 04:31 AM, MisterWonderful wrote: I don't care about my mom

CRAWLLING IN MY SKIIIIINNNN

Well, I have to repay mommy for giving birth one way or another.

Only if she promises to suck my dick afterward.

At 4/6/12 04:38 PM, Dragoonwing wrote:

At 4/6/12 10:41 AM, brokenrecord6299 wrote:

At 4/6/12 10:35 AM, Struggle wrote: LOL OMG EVERYONE WHO SAID YES IS SO GAY YOU WOULD SUCK A COCK WOW FAGGOTS HAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm sorry. I have nothing to say. I just wanted to quote this idiot so badly.

Man, you're dense.

It still generalizes some of the possible homophobic concerns that this thread could get even knowing this sort of place joking or not. I still hold my stand in the fact that it's no cruise to go through doing that if you had to save someone's life.

At 4/6/12 08:28 AM, 1-800-CockJoke wrote:

At 4/6/12 04:22 AM, Blazejsg wrote: How about I just kill him with a knife/gun.

You never said he had a weapon or how hes threatening my mothers knife.

Let's just say that in this situation, you're not armed and the dude who is forcing you to make the choice has a weapon. If you don't suck on that dick, your mother will die. No ifs, ands, or buts.

In that case..Sure.
I love my mother, but I'm still kind of disgusted to suck a random threatening criminals dick.
Even though I'm a girl, I wouldn't be a whore about it and say "Of course that's easy enough." I care about my dignity.

Yeah.

At 4/6/12 06:23 PM, Blazejsg wrote:

At 4/6/12 08:28 AM, 1-800-CockJoke wrote:

At 4/6/12 04:22 AM, Blazejsg wrote:

Even though I'm a girl, I wouldn't be a whore about it and say "Of course that's easy enough." I care about my dignity.

No one likes sucking dick unless theyre incredibly gay or fetishists.

I would do it, but I would bite it off. Then shove it down his throat.

Also, I would shoot him in the dick before I would even bite it off.

At 4/6/12 08:57 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Well, it's the closest I'll ever come to sex.

Holy Shit. Behold the true Best Poster of Newgrounds. The one individual with over 40,000 Posts. Where hath thou been?

At 4/6/12 09:03 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 4/6/12 08:59 PM, The-Great-One wrote:

At 4/6/12 08:57 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Well, it's the closest I'll ever come to sex.

Holy Shit. Behold the true Best Poster of Newgrounds. The one individual with over 40,000 Posts. Where hath thou been?

College, then homeless, then in a dead-end job.

Dont be so down about it. You could become a gay whore. Who knows. You may enjoy the attention. Always look on the brightside.

At 4/6/12 09:07 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 4/6/12 09:05 PM, JBKalso wrote: Dont be so down about it. You could become a gay whore.

HAH!! Someone paying money for my body?! You're crazy!

Hey dont put yourself down so much. Its about skill too. It doesnt exactly matter what your body looks like if youre willing to do things that most attractive people with dignity wouldnt. Plus people can be into all kinds of different types.

At 4/6/12 09:07 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: HAH!! Someone paying money for my body?! You're crazy!

Oh come now. What do you look like exactly? And if it's not good, then hey there is always some sort of fetish.

Hell no.

maybe I dunno

My tears would be lubricating