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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 11:31 AM Reply

i dont think so man


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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 11:38 AM Reply

At 4/6/12 04:26 AM, Revo357912 wrote: I'll ask her if she wants to be saved. If her response is unselfish, then I will, but she will still owe me big time. Maybe like pay me a 1000$ for saving her but.

So essentially, you'd suck a dick for $1,000?

I'd suck a dick to save my mums life. You'd be some kind of monster not to.


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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 12:19 PM Reply

At 4/6/12 11:38 AM, iMini wrote:
At 4/6/12 04:26 AM, Revo357912 wrote: I'll ask her if she wants to be saved. If her response is unselfish, then I will, but she will still owe me big time. Maybe like pay me a 1000$ for saving her but.
So essentially, you'd suck a dick for $1,000?

I'd suck a dick to save my mums life. You'd be some kind of monster not to.

would you take it in the pooper for your mum?

you would have to be some kind of monster not to...


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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 12:29 PM Reply

At 4/6/12 11:38 AM, iMini wrote: I'd suck a dick to save my mums life. You'd be some kind of monster not to.

I guess I'm some kind of monster, no news to me though.

That bitch is just gonna have to go.


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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 12:32 PM Reply

I want to know what I'd have to do to get into that situation.


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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 12:44 PM Reply

i would suck that cock so well i would deepthroat that shit and rub it all over my face and swallow..and live happily with the knowledge that i saved my moms life...
its just a dick lol

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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 12:46 PM Reply

Absolutley.

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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 12:49 PM Reply

He'd be dead before he'd even make such a request.


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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 12:49 PM Reply

At 4/6/12 04:20 AM, 1-800-CockJoke wrote: Question: Would you suck a dude's dick to save your mom's life?

Yup... she's my mother... everything I have is because of her.
I'd suck a million dicks for her.


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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 12:50 PM Reply

No, but I'd have a totally wicked funeral for her, I'd invite tons of hot chicks, it'd be awesome.

What is my post a reference to?
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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 12:59 PM Reply

I will bite off his dick and then use it to bitch slap him. Then I will proceed to necrophilic sexual intercourse.


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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 01:10 PM Reply

How long? Is he a clean type of man? What ethnicity is the penis?


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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 01:28 PM Reply

At 4/6/12 09:00 AM, Xergozy wrote:
At 4/6/12 08:55 AM, argile wrote:
At 4/6/12 04:20 AM, 1-800-CockJoke wrote: Question: Would you suck a dude's dick to save your mom's life?
That would be desperate and gay,no I wouldn't.
Sucking dick isn't bad, but circumstances like these will never happen.

Dickaphobes

It doesn't matter the circumstance if you're a dude who has a dick inside there every orifices that means they're gay automatically or are left with some sort of trauma.

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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 01:52 PM Reply

At 4/6/12 04:20 AM, 1-800-CockJoke wrote: Question: Would you suck a dude's dick to save your mom's life?

Why couldn't she suck it to save her own life?


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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 02:26 PM Reply

Would I suck a dick?

Yes.

Would I try to save my mother?

No.


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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 03:33 PM Reply

yes definitely

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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 03:44 PM Reply

Yes, I would definitley do that to save my mom's life. I'm the kind of person who's extremely desperate and am willing to do anything to get something done, especially if it involves helping people. Trust me, there was a time where I was desperately looking for a job and I went so freaking nuts, I would have done literally anything for it. So I guess I am sad to say I probably would do it, or not sad, depending on some of you guys' interpretations.


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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 04:24 PM Reply

At 4/6/12 03:44 PM, Ericho wrote: Yes, I would definitley do that to save my mom's life. I'm the kind of person who's extremely desperate and am willing to do anything to get something done, especially if it involves helping people. Trust me, there was a time where I was desperately looking for a job and I went so freaking nuts, I would have done literally anything for it. So I guess I am sad to say I probably would do it, or not sad, depending on some of you guys' interpretations.

While I still see it as nearly pathetic to go down in such a level of there's in such a situation ,You give a pretty valid reason ... But it's still nothing to be proud off ...I mean I hope that for your sake you're good at swallowing your own pride to get something done before it get's any worser just as you are swallowing down that "Ahh-HMM"
How ungraceful of me...

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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 04:38 PM Reply

At 4/6/12 10:41 AM, brokenrecord6299 wrote:
At 4/6/12 10:35 AM, Struggle wrote: LOL OMG EVERYONE WHO SAID YES IS SO GAY YOU WOULD SUCK A COCK WOW FAGGOTS HAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm sorry. I have nothing to say. I just wanted to quote this idiot so badly.

Man, you're dense.


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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 04:48 PM Reply

At 4/6/12 04:31 AM, MisterWonderful wrote: I don't care about my mom

CRAWLLING IN MY SKIIIIINNNN


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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 04:48 PM Reply

Well, I have to repay mommy for giving birth one way or another.

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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 05:14 PM Reply

Only if she promises to suck my dick afterward.


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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 05:35 PM Reply

At 4/6/12 04:38 PM, Dragoonwing wrote:
At 4/6/12 10:41 AM, brokenrecord6299 wrote:
At 4/6/12 10:35 AM, Struggle wrote: LOL OMG EVERYONE WHO SAID YES IS SO GAY YOU WOULD SUCK A COCK WOW FAGGOTS HAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm sorry. I have nothing to say. I just wanted to quote this idiot so badly.
Man, you're dense.

It still generalizes some of the possible homophobic concerns that this thread could get even knowing this sort of place joking or not. I still hold my stand in the fact that it's no cruise to go through doing that if you had to save someone's life.

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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 06:23 PM Reply

At 4/6/12 08:28 AM, 1-800-CockJoke wrote:
At 4/6/12 04:22 AM, Blazejsg wrote: How about I just kill him with a knife/gun.

You never said he had a weapon or how hes threatening my mothers knife.
Let's just say that in this situation, you're not armed and the dude who is forcing you to make the choice has a weapon. If you don't suck on that dick, your mother will die. No ifs, ands, or buts.

In that case..Sure.
I love my mother, but I'm still kind of disgusted to suck a random threatening criminals dick.
Even though I'm a girl, I wouldn't be a whore about it and say "Of course that's easy enough." I care about my dignity.


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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 06:24 PM Reply

Yeah.


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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 06:29 PM Reply

At 4/6/12 06:23 PM, Blazejsg wrote:
At 4/6/12 08:28 AM, 1-800-CockJoke wrote:
At 4/6/12 04:22 AM, Blazejsg wrote:
Even though I'm a girl, I wouldn't be a whore about it and say "Of course that's easy enough." I care about my dignity.

No one likes sucking dick unless theyre incredibly gay or fetishists.


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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 08:55 PM Reply

I would do it, but I would bite it off. Then shove it down his throat.

Also, I would shoot him in the dick before I would even bite it off.

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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 08:57 PM Reply

Well, it's the closest I'll ever come to sex.


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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 08:59 PM Reply

At 4/6/12 08:57 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Well, it's the closest I'll ever come to sex.

Holy Shit. Behold the true Best Poster of Newgrounds. The one individual with over 40,000 Posts. Where hath thou been?


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Response to Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Apr. 6th, 2012 @ 09:03 PM Reply

At 4/6/12 08:59 PM, The-Great-One wrote:
At 4/6/12 08:57 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Well, it's the closest I'll ever come to sex.
Holy Shit. Behold the true Best Poster of Newgrounds. The one individual with over 40,000 Posts. Where hath thou been?

College, then homeless, then in a dead-end job.


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