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You roll over, and feel smooth muscle under your skin. Sliding your hand across his glistening skin, you reflect on how his experience is unbecoming of this fine establishment - where the fine maidens Joe and Vero once ruled the patrons with an iron fist yet a caressing hand. But, as you roll your bargain bin beauty to face you in the eyes, this is as good as it gets and its time to continue this tradition of dominance and the willingness to obey.

Okay folks, its this time of the whimsycycle again so lets all hop on board and let the finest motherfucker in the land give you a tour of whoredemhood. Here's the deal - the drawings you will get will not be good, they will not be nice, they'll probably be twisted to make fun of you but in a nutshell, they'll be fairly shit.

Feel free to request whatever as many times as you want. Cool, awesome and/or erotic ideas will be given precedence over lame ideas that are not cool, awesome and/or erotic. Doesn't matter how complicated they are. Go nuts.

I'll abandon the thread after I get bored and look at something shiny instead I guess, but that'll take a while.

LET THE WHORING COMMENCE.

This quality is basically what you can expect.

A kid throwing fruit at a kitten

At 4/4/12 10:11 AM, Lintire wrote:

Feel free to request whatever as many times as you want. Cool, awesome and/or erotic ideas will be given precedence over lame ideas that are not cool, awesome and/or erotic. Doesn't matter how complicated they are. Go nuts.

A Rastafarian T-Rex drinking mountain dew flying a bong shaped spaceship towing Mel Gibson screaming racial slurs on a surfboard whilst chasing after the flying spaghetti monster in a fez and being chased by an army of angry Iranians.

Make it so.

A Zombie Playing a banjo, Please :3

At 4/4/12 10:15 AM, Amaranthus wrote: A humanoide cheetah please.

Pretty weird request, but 'lright, I ain't judging.

Okay dude .... behind the first page of my posts I want you to draw you'd think i'd be like as a character.

At 4/4/12 11:34 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Give me Rambo destroying Kinsei's zombie and murdering Leggy's llama

I'll be looking forward to that.

At 4/4/12 10:19 AM, BlackMist75 wrote: A kid throwing fruit at a kitten

They grow up sooo fast.

At 4/4/12 11:51 AM, Lintire wrote:

At 4/4/12 10:19 AM, BlackMist75 wrote: A kid throwing fruit at a kitten

They grow up sooo fast.

:D

At 4/4/12 10:25 AM, M-Maher wrote: A Rastafarian T-Rex drinking mountain dew flying a bong shaped spaceship towing Mel Gibson screaming racial slurs on a surfboard whilst chasing after the flying spaghetti monster in a fez and being chased by an army of angry Iranians.

Make it so.

Ooops, got the scale wrong. My bad!

Can you draw me like a badass?
Thanks in advance!

At 4/4/12 10:34 AM, LegolaSS wrote: you know what this thread needs... a bit of llama love...

so without further a do... A llama in love

Llamas in damn love alright. Well, some people just cant help being born irresistible.

Turns out that I caught a bad case of "I really need to fuckin' sleep". I'll be back in a bit, don't twist, knot, or otherwise mess with your panties on my behalf.

A man made of quilts wrestling a gigantic earthworm.

A Girl covered in Goo

A goo covered in girl.

At 4/4/12 04:01 PM, Aigis wrote: A goo covered in girl.

A Girl covered in girls made of goo

post

Bachelor Panda.

At 4/4/12 10:54 AM, Kinsei01 wrote: A Zombie Playing a banjo, Please :3

Well hey, if you're gonna play a banjo, you may as well be classy about it, right?

Yeah he totally died on his wedding day.

At 4/4/12 11:34 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Give me Rambo destroying Kinsei's zombie and murdering Leggy's llama

They never stood a chance.

At 4/5/12 01:56 AM, Lintire wrote:

At 4/4/12 11:34 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Give me Rambo destroying Kinsei's zombie and murdering Leggy's llama

They never stood a chance.

LOL! draw a pencil drawing a pencil please.

At 4/4/12 11:41 AM, argile wrote: Okay dude .... behind the first page of my posts I want you to draw you'd think i'd be like as a character.

Behold, argilemanguy! With the power to genuinely disturb me with his erotic and/or furry drawings!

Seriously dude.

Just saying.

Srzly.

At 4/4/12 11:55 AM, JackDGreatest wrote: A lumberjack who's sad that his kite got stuck in a tree.

Oh the fuckin' humanity.