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Guys what should I do?

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Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 19:40:04


So I'm talking to this girl over PM, and we got onto the subject of sex.

She told me that she's currently not allowing herself to orgasm, some sort of fetish she has.

I asked her why she does this, and she said that I have two options.

"Option one (aka the boring option):
I explain the appeal to you as best I can and give you some facts about it/ link you to websites about it.
Option two (aka the fun option):
You hand over control of your orgasms for a day or two and masturbate when and how I tell you and I show you the appeal.

Which do you guys think that I should do?


A man once described hell as a place where there is no reason. Thank you, Feminists, for dragging me into hell.

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Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 19:41:45


Well first things first, you shouldn't ask the general forum, they are all 12 years olds


私のちんちん

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Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 19:42:15


Also she wanted me to tell you that she's looking for a dom.


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Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 19:39:40


I think you should go with option 2.

Who honestly wouldn't say this?


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Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 19:43:20


At 4/2/12 07:41 PM, MiloBased wrote:

Stop using this mood.


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Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 19:41:12


Even though there's nearly 110% chance that 'she' is a man... enjoy your sweet naiveté.


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Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 19:43:47


At 4/2/12 07:43 PM, SirFinland wrote: I know who you're talking about.

Good for you.

At 4/2/12 07:41 PM, MiloBased wrote:
At 4/2/12 07:40 PM, ModernPatriot wrote:
Which do you guys think that I should do?
Give me her username.

PM sent, bro.


A man once described hell as a place where there is no reason. Thank you, Feminists, for dragging me into hell.

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Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 19:46:19


At 4/2/12 07:43 PM, ModernPatriot wrote:
At 4/2/12 07:43 PM, SirFinland wrote: I know who you're talking about.
Good for you.

At 4/2/12 07:41 PM, MiloBased wrote:
At 4/2/12 07:40 PM, ModernPatriot wrote:
Which do you guys think that I should do?
Give me her username.
PM sent, bro.

Give me her user name as well.


私のちんちん

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Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 19:50:26


You know which my vote is for.

I know I said I wouldn't post, but fuck it.

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Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 19:52:07


Are you just feigning ignorance of have you never heard of orgasm denial/chastity before? It's also embarrassingly obvious that you just made this thread to show off and don't need any help at all in answering the question.


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Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 19:50:37


At 4/2/12 07:52 PM, PIED3 wrote: Are you just feigning ignorance of have you never heard of orgasm denial/chastity before? It's also embarrassingly obvious that you just made this thread to show off and don't need any help at all in answering the question.

Now were all having fun here, no need to be angry.


A man once described hell as a place where there is no reason. Thank you, Feminists, for dragging me into hell.

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Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 19:57:30


Oh ho ho oh ho

Newgrounds gets more fun everyday nowadays.

Guys what should I do?

Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 20:05:56


Also, seems I know who we're talking about as well. And she may or may not have asked me to fulfill a few requests.

I'm doing everything in my power to accomplish her task~

Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 20:07:15


I'm kinda stumped here.

Grab her cock?

My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.

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Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 20:08:12


Go for option 2 and have some fun with it, a lot of fun.


HahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. funny guy over here, look at 'im.

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Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 20:10:52


If you like being dominated and cyber sex then do it. This is something dominatrixes do. The kind that like to slap guys junk around and do them in the ass from what I know. I would say stop doing cyber sex because thats really pathetic.


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Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 20:10:57


At 4/2/12 07:40 PM, ModernPatriot wrote: You hand over control of your orgasms for a day or two and masturbate when and how I tell you and I show you the appeal.
Which do you guys think that I should do?

You fucking shut yo mouth and choose option 2!

Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 20:14:43


Aht 4/2/12 08:10 PM, BrokenPaw wrote:

At 4/2/12 07:40 PM, ModernPatriot wrote: You hand over control of your orgasms for a day or two and masturbate when and how I tell you and I show you the appeal.
Which do you guys think that I should do?
You fucking shut yo mouth and choose option 2!

She'll probably make him jizz in his own mouth. But he may be into that shit.


"Even though you hate gays, believe in god, and dislike my posts, I still think you're cool."-FurryFox

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Groups: Gay/Bi Users, Last.fmClub

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Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 20:16:20


At 4/2/12 08:10 PM, JBKalso wrote: I would say stop doing cyber sex because thats really pathetic.

Where did I mention cyber-sex in my OP?

Where are your comprehension skills at?


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Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 20:13:14


At 4/2/12 08:14 PM, JBKalso wrote: She'll probably make him jizz in his own mouth. But he may be into that shit

Who hasn't/isn't into that

haha

Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 20:19:15


At 4/2/12 08:14 PM, JBKalso wrote: Aht 4/2/12 08:10 PM, BrokenPaw wrote:
At 4/2/12 07:40 PM, ModernPatriot wrote: You hand over control of your orgasms for a day or two and masturbate when and how I tell you and I show you the appeal.
Which do you guys think that I should do?
You fucking shut yo mouth and choose option 2!
She'll probably make him jizz in his own mouth. But he may be into that shit.

Nah. If you do too much too soon they bolt. It's all about their pleasure... the first few times.


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Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 20:25:02


Go ask that in the sex forum, if it exists. HA!


Pie is good, eat it, or else I'll kick your face.

Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 20:26:17


At 4/2/12 08:19 PM, karlu20 wrote: At 4/2/12 08:14 PM, JBKalso:
She'll probably make him jizz in his own mouth. But he may be into that shit.
Nah. If you do too much too soon they bolt. It's all about their pleasure... the first few times.

Yes I know how it works.


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Groups: Gay/Bi Users, Last.fmClub

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Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 20:27:23


THE SUN KING CHOOSES OPTION TWO!


NPH, GOD

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Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 20:46:01


Wait till her birthday, feign option 2 but give her a surprise in her hair when she's about to blow out the candles.

Or

Troll her with your knowledge on society being bias toward women.

Either way would make my day.


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Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 21:05:58


At 4/2/12 08:46 PM, II2none wrote: Troll her with your knowledge on society being bias toward women.

How exactly is he going to troll me with that? Besides, he already chose option two.

Guys what should I do?


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Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 21:15:16


At 4/2/12 09:05 PM, karlu20 wrote: How exactly is he going to troll me with that? Besides, he already chose option two.

It begins, a journey like no other...

This summer

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Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 21:22:17


At 4/2/12 09:05 PM, karlu20 wrote:
At 4/2/12 08:46 PM, II2none wrote: Troll her with your knowledge on society being bias toward women.
How exactly is he going to troll me with that? Besides, he already chose option two.

You're expecting sex.....instead he gives a lecture,never mind. This suddenly became awkward since I had no idea you were a Newgrounds member.


QOTW:

"I hate you because you never pass up and opportunity to mention that you are a "female"-Wreckr

How to review like your opinion matters

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Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 21:27:03


Obviously the second option ;)


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Response to Guys what should I do? 2012-04-02 21:24:59


At 4/2/12 09:22 PM, II2none wrote: You're expecting sex.....instead he gives a lecture,never mind. This suddenly became awkward since I had no idea you were a Newgrounds member.

Ever hear of gags/ handcuffs?


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